How would you fix his life?

>Fix his life
>Chris-chan
Too far gone. Tell him to sing into Kurt Cobain's microphone and swallow a 12 gauge.

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Just stop being autistic, it's easy.

Chris was destroyed by his enabler parents. I don't believe anything can be done. It's ogre.

fpbp

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Live in isolation in the woods.
No internet
No media

Run outside
Get water from fresh melted snow flowing in the crystal clear and cold creeks
Cut wood for firewood to heat and cook
Garden outside
Hydroponics inside
Clean solar panels weekly

Reconnect with nature

Eat, sit by fire, read book, pet doggo

Take occasional trips to city/town to pick up supplies

Find equally emotionally overwhelmed and stimulation overloaded qt who doesnt mind hardwork and enjoys household activities.

Come home from long day outside to cooked meal.
Take long hot bath with qt
Lay down in bed cuddling with qt not having a boss or corporation demanding you wake up at a certain time, but you wake up anyways because the cows are depending on you to milk them.

Do double the work around the house because qt is pregnant and you want her to take it easy.

> if it makes you happy keep doing what you’re doing

sounds nice, where'd it all go wrong bros...

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Welp it's too late, soon "she'll" join the 40%

I didn't need these feels boomer...

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Stop any medication or procedures he's currently taking.

Gene therapy for the autism, aspergers. Prescription medication and psychiatric counseling for the OCD, and gender dysmorphia, and any other neurological issues.

Completely get rid of everything in the room. We sell it on ebay. Don't think this means we stay in the room.
Chris approves an appartment and finally moves out of moms house. This will make it easier on him and her when she dies.
Use money from ebay to buy new presentable clothes from walmart.

Shave hair near-bald buzzcut.

Start with a 24hr fast. Only water and vitamins allowed during this period. This is more of a psychological cleanse than a physiological one.
The following day, break the fast with some bone broth.

Liver and onions for dinner, along with kale or spinach and mashed sweet potatoes.
Follow this trend of nutrient dense foods for breakfast dinner and lunch.
Sweets are ok, but absolutely no more refined sugar.

Begin Starting Strength in all its glory, mon-thursday, alternating muscle groups for recovery. Saturday is cardio day, 30 minutes on the treadmill. He doesn't have to go fast, but eventually I'd start him on HIIT for endurance and speed progress.

Limit screen time EQUAL to time spent reading. Christian can choose to read any book he wants.
Other than that, I'd enforce other standard habitual rules like brushing teeth everyday, taking regular showers, putting on deodorant, and shaving face.

DLC add-ons:
>Make him start a video series on youtube to document his progress with comments disabled at first.
>Play the wingman to help chris find a love
>Help Chris get hired and climb the corporate ladder to financial success and fulfillment

Hardmode:
>mom dies early
>sony reaches out to Chris for sonichu deal
>that one girl he likes comes back and tries to cuck him

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Fucking quitters.
Ngmi.

1. Win the lottery.
2. Rent a gym.
3. Hire some prostitutes and one fat actor.
4. Trick Chris into thinking that all the boyfriend free lesbian females are at that gym.
5. Offer free VIP membership because Chris himself is a lesbian.
6. Have the prostitues praise him when he works out.
7. Have the fat actor act as the beta who had an even darker backstory than Chris so that Chris might feel superior when in doubt.
8. By no means may the prostitutes or the actor try to get under Chrises skin. They are there to make him fit. Not to understand him or befriend him or to make jokes.
9. Do this until Chris gets into the habbit of working out and his autism makes him feel bad for not doing something he is used to do.
10. As he is shown to have gotten into the habbit of things, spread the rumor that the gym is running out of business. Decrease the mood of the people there. Actor stops showing up as his contract is finished.
11. Rent another gym.
12. Have only some of the prostitues go to that gym. Have some actors at the gym acting as normies.
13. Rules of point 8 still apply.
14. Gym 2 and staff will remain there as a backup if Chris decides to go to a real gym, get made fun of and have a meltdown.
15. Hire a rude Chad actor. Rule point 8 applies to him as well but he is meant to test the ground a little and become frienemies with Chris.
16. Prostitutes bring Chris to real gyms now and then when it seems safe.
Repeat 11-16 when needed.

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Holy fuck this is genius

death desu

He isn't a prodigy, so he can't redeem himself.

This is fucking retarded. You're fucking retarded.

>Befriend. Give him someone to relax around.
>Pester him into coming to martial arts club with me for carthartic means.
>Don't know how to explain, but the act of punching shit with technique is a good hard reset for people. People want to punch things and feel powerful, but actually showing people they aren't all that impressive in that kind of environment is a good focus. Makes people humble/driven.
>Occupy his/her/whatever time with a new hobby that now everything else is uninteresting because they're alone and less engaged.
>Get him/her/it full into the goon lifestyle, with whey and lifting and joking.

CWC may never ascend to the highest levels of fit, but there is time enough for everyone. Hell, half the people at my club are older then him, and they could fucking floor me with one hand.

can't be done, he is a lost cause

comfy

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did he already cut his dick?

Chris was 27 years old in that pic.

Imagine what he could have done if only he hadn't been cursed by that dang high-functional autism.

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He really just needed a job he could handle and some friends that treat him like a real person, so that he could feel like he had a meaningful impact on society. Just look at how well Uli turned out just from being given the chance to become a walmart cashier and making a couple friends.

>SHE has started taking female hormones
Oh fuck I haven't been keeping up with CWC.
Tell me you're fucking with me. What healthcare provider in their right mind would give that fool hormones?

Poor Chris, all he needed was Dianabol.

Such a beautiful dream

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I wonder what would happen to Chris if he were administered a full stack of hormones and steroids.

Would it alter him enough that he'd actually put in the effort to exercise, or would he remain completely sedentary?

>Have him fast to the bone
>make his diet consist of raw milk and other fermented foods
>make him do long distance cardio every other day
>force him to watch alpha affirmations of youtube
Thats all I can think of.
His autism is caused by a damaged gut, just fucking look at him his diet has been shit from day one. His colon is probably riddled with bad bacteria and bacterial infections.

Thats a cute pic user

Chris got his name and gender legally changed on his ID but just takes bargain bin grey market hormones iirc

Based.
Most of his problems are coming from his diet. If he followed this I actually think his autism could be cured

There actually is a link between gut fauna and autism but I doubt it caused it. More likely exacerbates it.

Chris will never ever get with Megan.

Indeed there is thats why I think if he fixed his diet(improve the gut biome)/healed his gut his autism would not be cured but be lessened by a lot and he might become a rational person for the first time in his life.

all that shit sounds fucking gay

Jesus. Time to read the CWCki the rest of the night. Thanks.

>my bmi is the same as chris chan
Please god help me

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Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.

>random blood glucose of 63
Is that fucker on any anti-diabetic meds? I refuse to believe those numbers are accurate for how he eats.

I'll never have this and it makes me HATE myself.

I know that the general idea on the modern world is not to limit yourself or say "can't". But when you've done that much damage you can't fix it. It's like when you get super fat. You can lose the weight, but you can never be what you could have been if you hadn't had it to begin with.

Every aspect of that guys life is fucked. Fitness, social, financial, mental. And desu he isn't even to blame for a lot of it. Guy is autistic. His parents should have protected him and/or stopped him from using the internet like he did. Honestly I'd say he was failed by every authority figure who he encountered, from parents to teachers and therapists. It's not like there weren't obvious signs that he needed help all along the way.

And let's not even get into how trolls literally fucked his brain to death legit..I mean, he is paranoid about trolls 24 7 now but let's not act like he legitimately didn't get screwed by them for YEARS

eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up
kek, why the fuck you expect me to give MY advice for fucking free? Hard earned advice from years of living trials and research?
This isn't the charity center you moron, best fix I've got you is an hero

Why even comment if you're not going to help, no one cares if you have "advice" and you're not going to share it

>all these people claiming it can't be done
You should familiarize yourself with Uli. He was just as bad if not worse than Chris, spending all day making some autistic platformer, eating literally nothing but plain cheese pizza and spending like 10 years terrified of going outside. Now he's basically a normalfag.

A lot of you are also proposing extreme measures where you emphasize CWC's otherness and basically propose sequestering him away, rather than acknowledging the differences in his behaviors, beliefs etc. and attempting to integrate them, thus allowing for examination, reflection and ultimately adjustment.

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What would you do then?

Fat fuck

Redpill me on Uli

>guy with 200lb wife
>gives advice
cringe

Read his ED article. The tl;dr is that he ended up having to move, get a job etc., which forced him to gradually work on his crippling phobias. The autism just melted away when he gained the freedom to interact with the world and at least a feeling of contributing to it.

Life couldn't be better and im perfectly content with my highly intelligent, loving, and all round wonderful thicc wife with godtier fat distribution.

Since we met, she went from infertile anorexic to fertile top-shelf MILF (high earner and half a year away from PhD before 30).

14 weeks pregnant, baby due in March.
She actually got pregnant on a Saturday morning of unprotected sex.
As soon as I woke up, she initiated sex by straddling/mounting me, sticking her D cup tits in my face and yelled "TEST BOOST".

So not only did I make a wife out of the woman of my choosing, but also put a baby in it.

Sorry if your life isnt great right now.
Maybe it'll get better.

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Where do i find his ed article? I googled Uli but couldn't find anything

I bloatmaxx him

He's a lost cause. You could try all of the interesting and retarded suggestions in this thread and some of them might get you temporary gains with him. The problem is without constant reinforcement for the rest of his life, it will take a week and he'll go back to spending 90% of his life in his room with his plastic crap, porn, estrogen injections, and playstation, only venturing out to get fast food or creep on a girl.

The Cwcki says he was on Lipitor (a cholesterol medication my grandma takes) in his mid 20s, so I wouldn't doubt he's on something to control his blood sugar by now.

Unfortunately, ED has been down for the better part of a month. They'll probably come back though, this seems to be a common occurrence with them.

I hate the modern world.