How do I write a fucking cunting meal plan?

Holy shit kid

Put my balls in between two slice of wholemeal bread and take a fucking bite, I can't write a meal plan for shit and I don't have the FUCKING TIME to sift through a million articles each telling me the same fucking thing in different ways:
>le do ur macros!!
>count ur caloreees!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH

HOW DO I MAKE A FUCKING CHILLI CON CARNE THAT FITS INTO X AMOUNT OF CALORIES AND HITS X PERCENTAGE OF MACROS YOU FUCKING SPOOGE-LORD

any advice would be appreciated, please and thank you

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Eat the exact same thing every day. It's that easy.
>inb4 that's boring
Beggars can't be choosers.

AhjAHHAHHAHAH IM COOOOOOOOOMIIIIIING

I count my calories and at the end of the day I use whey/milk/nuts to finish everything off with the correct macros. Each meal is still sort of in line with my macros but I don't care that it's exact.

>tattoos
>exposing herself for the internet
Into the incinerator she goes

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Aahhhh I'm gonna cooooom

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Save that link and shut the fuck up

yes yes. also it's not hard to make a meal plan mongoloid

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>Meal plan
Just rough your macros and prep once a week.
I do multiple pounds of beans, rice and thighs every Sunday and then just throw together what I want.

ahahaha mumumumh dickkkkk

You know you're a fat fuck and you have no problem with it, you just wanted to post this hole

Not OP but thanks user

Why are women like this?
Be literall 10/10 goddess who could effectively have any lifestyle she wants.
Decides to ruin herself with tattoos and hair dye effectively making her a 2/10 low tier trash lifestyle.
The answer is sexual abuse! Lock up your daughter's guys and don't fucking trust your friends or neighbors or even brothers alone with your daughters.

What's with her bulky, square wrist? Photoshop?

1000% chance that this skank was molested.

>Hits pipe...

Was wondering this.
I think its also a natural camera angle trick (i.e.) the lens is subtley positioned down and angled up to make her tits appear bigger, but since her wrist is closer in the forefround the effect is too prominent and seems unnatural.
Or she give way too many handjobs for $.
Likely both.

Please, someone link her instagram so I can paste this.

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>cooking while counting calories for a diet
lmao. surefire way to become a miserable gymcel

just eat fast food and prepackaged stuff from the grocery store and write down the calories and protein

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AAAAAAAAAAA OH NOOOO ITS GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAA COOOOMIIIIIIING

>Those saggy tits

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