Hey Jow Forums. Having a real dilemma. Maybe you guys can help.
>be me
>get kinda ldr gf while visiting her
>leave without having had sex
>start talking about sex, positions and whatnot
>she said she wants to do pic related
>be absolutely unfit dude who despises training, tried it with ex once or twice but was too much effort so stopped
So my question is: Which muscles do I have to train to effectively do pic related when she weighs about 55kg with minimal effort while not having a gym anywhere near and without supplements by the end of the year? Is it possible?
I despise fitness, yet
Brayden Gonzalez
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Ethan Thompson
fuck you normie....
Kevin Flores
Just get furniture moving straps
Great thread
Dominic Cook
>be absolutely unfit dude who despises training
Get the fuck out of here you fucking degenerate piece of shit
John Lee
OP do your pic but against the wall
Jaxon Russell
Just start lifting you lazy sack of shit
Adrian Lee
Owen Flores
I'm Jow Forums incarnate dude. You can make it as well though if you're no fag.
Thanks user. When Boomers are finally purged you'll be the last one.
David Turner
well, you are not going to believe it, but the answer is, as in every question, squats and deadlifts
Bentley Powell
>tfw my ex weighted about 48 kg and loved this position
I miss her, lads.
Henry Jackson
If you're completely untrained then it's maybe possible if you completely commit yourself. Which you probably won't do because you already despise it. I'd work on deadlifts, squats, forearm exercises and bicep exercises. Add in some cardio too because you're gonna have to fuck her proper when this position inevitably fails.
Austin Anderson
fuck off faggot
Dylan Watson
If you were true Jow Forums you'd already be fit, married, have children and better things to do than getting fit to have weird sex, people like you are why none takes Jow Forums seriously, be ashamed of yourself
Alexander Gray
>I despise fitness
enjoy your heart attack
Gavin Nguyen
work out, retard.
Juan Taylor
Squats and Deadlift. Invest in yourself nigga.
Landon Cruz
hey user, speaking from experience, the LDR thing is retarded and wont work out, just dump this chick and spend your golden years talking to women and getting fit desu. You don't need to isolate yourself like this
Landon Mitchell
>I despise fitness
Just stay weak then. Your LDR "girlfriend" will have no trouble finding someone who can lift her, assuming she hasn't already.
Sebastian Bell
What does LDR stand for?
Lincoln Brooks
>leave without fucking
>talk about all the sex we want to have
Lmao
Learn to like lifting you lazy git
Carter Taylor
Long distance relationship.
Chase Williams
>I'm Jow Forums incarnate dude.
we can tell
Lincoln Gray
>I'm Jow Forums incarnate dude
Brayden Green
>be absolutely unfit dude who despises training, tried it with ex once or twice but was too much effort so stopped
holy shit what a pathetic retard
Jose Williams
>get box
>add shit to it until it weighs around 55kg or build up to it if you want
>pick it up
>do a few bicep curls kinda with it to simulate sex
>put it down
Repeat everyday until it is easy
Eli Adams
Farmer's walks, preacher curls, and barbell shrugs, for high repetitions.
Brayden Martin
>I despise fitness
I hope you break your dick and back tyring to do this terrible sex position