/britfeel/

Im a nocturnal NEET

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You all need a gentle femdom gf to spank you and send you bed with a nice warm cup of coco.

>You all need a gentle femdom gf
maybe

I will be your gentle femdom gf user.
I will ruffle your hair while you eat me out.

>I will ruffle your hair while you eat me out.
no deal, i spend ages on my hair

Dont you dare speak to me like that. Bend over so I can peg you.

Holyshit imagine if a gentle femdom gf existed

mine all mine

except hers all hers hehe uwu

are we actually cyber sexing now? i dont think im into that desu

Gentle femdoms dont peg

cant believe i wont be able to go on Jow Forums because of the porn ban soon

Some of my hair fell out while i was pissing lads. Worry or not?

nah, now if your hair stops falling out, then you worry

dont care about some bitch that got knocked up by a fireman fuck off

the asians must have woken up
tetris isn't fun any more

well yeah I am drunk

Looking up people on facebook and seething. They will all bow to me one day

why hello there ebin

Lads you'll never guess what happened on Chernobyl

I will rule britfeel too

on ep 5. Bloody soviets.

planning ahead here but bacon butties for tea I reckon

Bloody nuclear reactor only went and melted down lad

>hey lads this will provide energy for years la
>*provides ten thousand years of energy all at once*
yikes

*reactor core explodes*
*engineers turn round in unison*

WAYYYYYY SACK THE JUGGLER

>cor blimey comrade muh hair and teeth are falling out

>bladdy ell sergei ya skin's fallin off m8

>nah it'll be reet just need to walk it off

*poses with a whopping chunk of graphite for the lads on /britfeel/*

>dreamt a werewolf was hunting me
>dreamt I was a PL footballer that got kidnapped and tortured
cant wait for tonights dreams

>You fort you woz gettin a hundred years'a energy, but it woz actually me! Big Masha!

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>not in the show
I am disappoint

To be fair there was no need for it to be included, it wasn't an influence in what happened but just something that came out of it.

It didn't actually melt down until after. It exploded because the steam ruptured the fuel channels impeding the mobility of control rods, letting the reactor power increase exponentially in a matter of seconds. Three mile island is an example of a meltdown occuring

>It didn't actually melt down until after.
until after what, it all exploded?

I mean I was just doing a joke post lad.

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like expolde you

This is what was described as superheated lava or something in the show. After the explosion it was still burning and nothing to cool it down

Now then lads. Currently burning down the last of my weed. It's current 06:10am and i have not slept yet. Hoping this doof will help me drift off.

What you guys use to help you sleep?

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same only have a joint left
>What you guys use to help you sleep?
youtube.com/watch?v=8IXDbVK138w

Just finished off some G13. It's the only thing that isn't blues going in my area. Nice smoke.

U bin seshin' lad?

used to wank before I go to bed, told normies this before they were highly amused.

>U bin seshin' lad?
dunno mate just weed, dealers chat shit about their smoke, like G13 is meant to be super secret government weed but its just a brand sells tactic for mongy dude weed people to buy into

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>mummies boy
>likes to remain anonymous
>hates gays but is gay
our guy?

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>>mummies boy
>>likes to remain anonymous
>>hates gays but is gay

ebin?

5 weetabix in one bowl am I a nutter or what?

Jesus christ no one man can ingest more than three weetabix, you're signing your own death warrant.

Will be a fun poo later on

>youtube.com/watch?v=6sQm7GD2FVo

janny get me bans, he ain't got no frens

phwoar lots of nonces in DubTrack last night

the dubtrack is still going? thats done pretty well

You know you're getting old when the girls in most amateur nudes posted online start to look young

>only 24 and already experiencing this

>nineteen-ninety-five
cry me a river

Just had a nightmare about the Jews lads. What in the fuck was that about.

only 104 days until autumn my friends

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I know I'm still very much a youngster in the grand scheme of things, it's just a weird realization I've had recently. Girls that until just one or two years ago would have looked like fully grown adults now look basically like children to me.

*emerges from the shadows*

*plays this through his beats pill*
youtube.com/watch?v=W-hrBhA4XkM

*waves his incense around*

BLESSINGS to all the lads in the thread

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morning lads

alarm is still jammed on, think my neighbor's gone completely mental

lmao based post lad cheered me up a bit have a good one mate

phone went from 40% battery to nothing in the link of an eye, now it's not charging past 20%

blessings to you lad

blessings to your phone lad

Last night was quite a bad night, this morning has started well though

what we up to today then lads? probably going to head into town in a bit to see if cex has some cheap 360 games

*slides down a pole into the thread Ghostbusters style*

Morning lads, I think I'm gonna break my 8 day nofap streak today then get a fryup at the cafe. You?

gonna go to bed, if I wake up before 5pm I'll nip out to get something for tea
if not I'll watch E3 hungry

When's E3 start lad? Don't tell me it's something like 2am

microsoft at 9pm
don't care too much about xbox but watching it with mates is always fun

>with mates
fuck off normie scum

anyway, i will be watching all the press conferences over the next few days because im awake during the night.

nice projection
'with mates' means voicing frustration on discord and /v/

>discord
fuck
off
(no surprise this comment wasnt original)

Well lads, after one year of wage slaving I'm going to blow my savings upgrade my old computer and desk into a brand new comfy station.I'm going to get a new wide screen monitor, new PC, comfy chair and foot rest, and much bigger desk to put it all on, and a mini fridge. Any recommendations?

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I recommend you don't bother with a mini fridge, they never fucking work properly

This really is quite a hikkimori post

how much savings?

>and a mini fridge

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morning lads, how are we all today? for once I'm not disgustingly hungover, fucked my hand over big time though, fucking fell over at the works do the other night and might have fractured my wrist, didn't realise how hard it would be to try and wipe my arse with my other hand.

Really? thats a bit of a shame, there arentr any good ones? I just need something to keep drinks cold

I had to google what that meant be its true

2K

Yh lad, I'm a fatty alright

a years worth saving for 2k?

why was it a bad night lad?

What's the most useful/desired programming language? Used to really enjoy programming in college and feel like learning something new to keep myself occupied.

Fortran 90

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Yep, a years worth of savings is 2000 Queenies

Python3

state, and you're gonna blow it on a mini fridge?
get your priorities straight ya lid

no lad, not just a mini fridge, a new PC and comfy chair and stuff

Significant losses, pic related

Although I also was anticipating a large bill that won't come to fruition, so it's sort of evened itself out overall

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pfftahahaha
state

ahhh, never been in to the gambling myself, thankfully it's one of the few addictions I've managed to avoid. How much did you lose lad?

If you think that user is bad, eggman was working 16 hour days for months and then blew $4,000 on a gaming PC

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I love eggman, truely a creative rapper.

wait, whats wrong with what Im doing?