/r9gay/ - #763

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FIRST FOR BBC!

Meowth for BMC!

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tfw not a catboy... fml ;-;

Does meow have a big cock

Do any of you gays know why plugging my laptop into my tv via HDMI cable causes the laptop to bug out, requiring me to turn it off and on again? I'm only asking here since you fags have such an active general and you all seem like the nerdy type. If anyone can solve the issue I'll mail you a pair of my musty used pants, thank you

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Yes meow cock is very big

>tfw no bf to pour boiling water down a funnel in my ass to teach me

>tfw no bf who'll put a collar on me

>no bf to keep me in a cage

>highschool bf dumps me because he wants 'new opportunities'

gosh i wanna suck it

bad posts delete them idiots

Being homosexual is a choice at least partially and you can change if you want.

we 4 should join efforts as the 'harem without a top'

gay should not be treated like a human

You're thinking of hets here.
They're subhuman.

they have been jewed in the mind. we should treat them with compassion and try to lead them to be better.
t. ex-bisexual

this

communist harem

How do I get my BF to dress up in sexy clothes more often?

*ahem* homosexualism was greatly accepted in all pagan religions as natural, only when europe became christian (=codeword for judaism-lite) was homosexuality viewed as 'inherent evil'. If anything I think heteros are the 'jewed' in the mind, seeing as the religion(s) that are so adamantly anti-gay all descend from judaism; islam, christianity etc. Just a thonk.
nono not communistic I was referring to 4 boys all being/wanting to be treated bad but noone willing to treat us bad! btw being mean to us will turn us on wink wink

buy them for him and tell him to wear them duh, he should be compliant anyways if hes a good bf

bnyump

ancient history is irrelevant. jews are the chief promoters of homosexuality today.

>ancient history is irrelevant
and that is why you are jewed.

guys it's me again pls I tried googling it and I can't find the issue pls help I will honestly mail you my musty used pants if your solution works, these pics are of me ok bye

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seething
t.jew in disguise

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ohhwwhoo that's such a nice tummy can i kiss

If you help me with my hdmi troubles yes but not really because you probably are not near me and I don't meet randomers from boards but you can have my used boxer briefs though

i'm talking about the actions of jews today. there was debate over homosexuality before semitic religion by the way. plato, for example, believed homosexuality was unnatural.

>be in college
>roommate is also a femboy
>he brings home dick all the time
>says he'll help me get over my anxiety and get a guy
>takes me to club and its going well im talking to a pretty cute guy
>roommate joins the conversation and they hit it off
>they end up together while i try to sleep through it

What a horrible fucking wingman oh my god dude. That's tough.

there will always be debates over this, obviously, what i'm trying to say is that believing that homosexuality is an inherent 'evil' and 'jewry' is pretty hypocritical coming from someone who goes by christian values, and judging said homosexuality over religious values alone.

>guy
there's your problem

>takes me to club and its going well im talking to a pretty cute guy
fuck off normalfag

doctor diagnosed me with ocd

when can i apply for disability and never work again

why are you being so presumptuous and assuming my views on homosexuality are informed by religious values alone?

Try harder you failed mock physicist

you haven't made a single attempt at trying to explain your point beside haha jews so i assumed it was solely because you browse Jow Forums and have a twisted image of 'the gay'

>no platonic gay friend who lives nearby with wooden floor apartment/house

>tfw no neo - platonist bf that teaches me about philosophy

He's right above you. Hetscum btfo.

Jow Forums went to shit with the 2016 election so i don't go there much anymore. we are all products of the time that we live in and it's important to consider if what you are doing is the best thing for you or if it's something that was put in you head by something external. i don't think it makes you an inherently bad person to have these issues. i've certainly done some gay things in my life so i'd hardly be in a position to judge.j

Y'alI are homos

>Y'all are homos
prove it

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i do agree with the first point. that's quite a funny ideal, but what's best for someone isn't always how it ends up, i'm taking a radical stance on protecting myself for one simple reason; there are factors that can influence someone to 'turn' gay, but the vice versa is true. i'm adamantly bi, there are myriads of reasons for my gayness AND my straightness. what i have a problem with is how you deny being gay making someone bad person, while treating homosexuality as some sort of memetic plague that needs to be eradicated.

>what i have a problem with is how you deny being gay making someone bad person, while treating homosexuality as some sort of memetic plague that needs to be eradicated.
in a way it is. i blame my own gay tendencies on exposure to jewish pornography at a young age. it doesn't make you a bad person to be a drug addict, but addiction is still a bad thing. as I said in my first post:
>they have been jewed in the mind. we should treat them with compassion and try to lead them to be better.

so you're treating everyone who's gay as a mental fuckup because of your own anecdotes? that is quite prejudiced of you. i once watched someone get hit on the streets, now i hate people who drive. now, ad hominem is a specialty of mine, but i wanna be serious. i come across as an introverted man who spends a lot of time philosophising of this and that, but i wouldn't have a problem with having a husband, ergo, i must be indoctrinated to 'the normal sexuality', save my intellectual values. that is pretty jewish of you, not gonna lie. shut it down!

you flatter yourself mortal
i shall pleasure my self while thinking about your sister

>prove it
It's been scientifically proven that boys who like headpats are homosexual.

I don't quite understand the latter half of your post.

Oh yeah?
Show me the study right now!

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why is there no such thing as a het free city? i want a city where everyone is gay so when i catch the bus i dont have to feel ashamed

i'm hungover and want a guy to hold my head in his lap until my eyeballs stop fucking spinning around and i don't wanna die

*gently pats lap for you*

Meow lying meow has 10cm bepis

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apostle you forgot to log into your trip

whats the highest good a femboy can achieve.

>good
What?
As in, good boy?
Or as in a material good?

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He rite tho
meows penor is a absolutely tiny

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define it how you want. i was thinking like in a philosophical sense.

have you ever been to your gay club before? i walked past it once and people looked at me and i was intimidated.

thanks man
just rub my head too if ya could, damn thing hurts like hell

I wish I was dead and not originally

>tfw no tank bf
Death pls

*gives yoir head some rubbie wubbies*

No because gays are there, and the Bible told me they are bad.

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i fap to the fact that my families blood line will end in my gay cummies spewing onto expensive sheets while my bf fucks me. all the trials and tests my ancestors walked just so i could exist as a sex toy for another mans pleasure.

>paired up with a kind of cute boy for a class final
>he emails me the details and says "yeah i'm free this weekend if you want to meet up

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i'm really at a crossroads with this post; on the one hand i wanna say "based" from an accelerationist perspective and on the other hand it makes me feel a deep sense of dread and disgust

That's REALLY hot. Also original content.

that he wants to meet up to work on class final no one would want to date any of us so that is only logical conclusion

Not apostle.
Another person living in a shithole tho.

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The heart is a bit weird otherwise means nothing.
Mine will end with me killing myself probably...

Ohayou, you arse-obsessed squalour-rats.
Bumpfleth for infinite transcendental non-sexual cock length.

I had one that kept sending me kissy faces and lovehearts, but I think he had a girlfriend. Also I was way out of his league and he reeked to high hell so no...
There's so much fuckerydoodle in this post that you don't have to worty about the failures of your ancestors. You're such a disgrace that you'll never attain Moksha in this life and just cycle through to reincarnate as a disabled ant or a woman or something.
You don't even want to look at your bf while you two embrace and practice kama. What level of carnalist corporeal addiction have you reached?

straight guys dont do that. 85% chance he's interested in you, 15 hes weird. coffee and lunch and heart it would be stupid to ignore all this.

reminds me of this story. xhamster.com/stories/my-gf-turns-me-over-to-a-gaymaker-gay-720402

r9gay introvert discord server.
Join a friendly, tight-knit community.

/vpapPn

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>tfw no bf to do daily stretches together

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I'm not very stretchy so I won't so well...

kys

right fucking now

Hello I am your boyfriend, let's stretch and flex.

What in the everloving fuck was that?
I'll never get erect agai-
Wait... I'll never get erect again. Thanks, now I can ignore eroticism.

Why? We are a nice, friendly community.

don't think about it, do it now

post how many members faget

i'm headin out to Chevron for some smokes
anyone want anything

i am getting fat and i want to fucking die

get me a rope and a stool thanks

daily reminder that discord is a synonym for trap cult :3

not him, but 58
you DO know you can easily check it yourself, right user?
pic related.

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Could you get me a bf while you're there? Thanks, user.

I'm not joining some normalfag server to check, you post it here and then I decide.

i share your pain user
weight gain is really distressing, especially if you're depressed and going through a rough patch in life.
makes you look outside how you feel inside.
and fags usually have the body image issues of a teenage girl their whole life, myself included.
of course the easy answer is to lose weight but it's hard to get motivated enough when you don't even wanna live.

>joining
user, i-

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resident evil 1 voice acting reel

i have hermorroids and it hurts so bad to take a poop and i always see blood on the tp

what lind of dumb language is this

like i just came back from a shit and it hurts to sit down on my chair

i wish i could post images