/mommy general/

>son, i know you dont want to hear this after our mom-son night out
>but dinner date with your brother is more fun.
how do you respond?

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aARRGHHH MOMMY CHANGE MEIA CHANGE MIE

>ah dear cousin, you are so meh with all your internet knowledge and those frog images
>your brother is so much better at convos

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Really need to bite few udders Bros.

>yeah, but my brother is dirt poor, whereas I have over a 100k in the bank
That's how I regained her attention last time.

My mom hates going out to restaurants and would never say this even if she did.

>Can you come back soon? We will miss our flight to Bahamas.
>NO, i will not take your elder brother in your place. That will be a tortuous vacation.
how do you react?

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show the bitch her place, rape this ungrateful mommy obviously

>chad bro comes home, see you trying to molest mother
>beats you to a pulp
>bonding between mom and him grows stronger

>ends up cucking you with mom

>hey cousin bro, get up from laptop and take me out for drinks

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Why is this mum such a slut?

>a woman at peak of her sexuality and looking to enjoy life is a slut
>HEY BROS, WHERE IS MY HAREM

>"Just say you don't like me. Auntie like me more anyway."

>"Yes, mommy doesn't love me."
>"Your mommy loves me better."

>MOOOM
>Even though you are no longer a fertile woman and your love box isn't wet and stretchy as it was in your youth, I just want to relieve my primal urges in the warm folds that pushed me out into this cold world
>I know you want me to be normal and find a female who wants my children but I need to feel your motherly INSIDES around my throbbing MEMBER
>You don't even let your boy have a taste of what Chad's have sampled when you were in your prime and IT'S NOT FAIR
>MOM I've been a good boy, but I need to EMPTY MY PENT UP LITTLE NUTS IN YOUR PUSSY

What in Jebus

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>hey brother, can you help me with taking some pics of me.
>I need to update my instagram

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>auntie is even bigger thot

>user, your mom told me about ur ehem situation at home with your bro and your mama
>dont worry, stay here for summer, we will have fun.
aunt is based and nice it seems

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Am I the only one that has a massive mommy fetish but no attraction to my actual mom whatsoever?

ugly mom, ugly son
thats why.

Eva Padlock btw

pic related
plus my mother looks like an older version of deku's mom from mha. she is not milf material.

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its literally in file name

>"Thank you auntie. I knew you loved me more."

>user, want to go for a night out with aunt? i will allow you to drink too

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>You're hurting me! Please stop Chad, I'm bleeding. Stephanie call the police quickly! I'm begging you to stop. SOMEONE HELP!

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>"Yes auntie, I'd love to come along! Please don't tell mommy that I'll drink. She won't like it!"

>hey user, your mom told me about this tinder app. She seems very happy after using the app
>what do you think
what advice will you give your mom's sister?

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that bite so good, oregano

bumperaoooo original

they seem pretty happy dude

Based Chadson/cuckcest poster

well i started with incest a year ago but people always responded with chadson/bull stuff
so chadson it is from now

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>Omg user get out! This is mommy and Chadson time!

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>son, either shave, take a bath and clean up or lock yourself into room
>its your little brother's graudation party
how do you respond?

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>"When is my time mommy?"
>"Mommy you look so nice in that dress. I think I have a stiffy."

>"When is my time mommy?"
user.. That's incest you disgusting little boy.

...But it's incest with Chadson, you say? Well, I guess good looks do go a long way.

>"Please mommy, just once!"

>user, everytime i visit here, i see and pity you a lot to be honest
your mom's sister says this. how do you feel?

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>"Help me become a man, auntie."

>hear noises in the midnight coming out of mother's bathroom
>open the door and witness mom, aunt and bro like this
what is the appropriate thing to do ?

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bedroom ffs*

>"They never invite me to the fun. Now auntie is in on it too. I'll show them."
>*Goes to the bathroom*
>*Opens up mommy's shampoo bottle*
>*Busts a fat nut in it*

>Hey user, i just had this thought while sitting here
>The Matrix is surely the kind of film about the matrix that the matrix would have been able to produce.
how do you respond to your aunt?

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It's better without the aunt.

Imagine finding mom and your brother like this

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