Vital Statistics

>24
>5'9
>160-165
>between 5 and 6 inch
>neet
>learning japanese and making music and watching retarded youtube videos
>i don't like movies
>i haven't played games recently because i don't want to spend money and my computer's fucked
>anime

>>age
20
>>height
5'11
>>weight
145
>>measurements
32x32 pants, 40R suitcoat
>>job
process engineer at o&g company
>>hobbies
i used to paint and auction for charity but since i started wagecucking all i do is shitpost and read. work out occasionally too
>>music
dont actively/recreationally listen to music. i like songs with good/poetic lyrics and comforting tone
>>movies
Jurassic Park, American Psycho, Troy
>>games
im not that autistic to play games after 16+
>>other
kissless virgin

can you be my girlfriend pls

prob larp but this is literally my dreamgirl if youre white/italian and attractive

>28
>5'11
>180ish
>6 x 5
>unemployed
>doing nothng, smoking cigs, drinking beer, youtube, reading
>vatican shadow
>children of men
>dunk shot on my phone

other is fuck yall niggas

23
1.78mt
Dk 70k?
Skinny
None
,coding,lurking this site and learning shit god knows if will help me improve my life
Rhcp,all grunge,punk rock ,edm,house,jazz,old piano,progressive
Fortnite,csgo,ygo duel links
I hate niggers and larpers,cringe newfags too

Eh. It kind of is but I like it because there is a niche theme that I really like in it.
Yeah rip
I am kind of one. I eat a ton though

And i like anime too

Haha, maybe if I knew you and you were okay with someone like me.

I think I am okay? Not a larp, btw

>age
22

>height
5'6

>weight
54kg

>measurements
Not a fag so idk

>job
Stock taker in a warehouse

>hobbies
Music/drums, vidya, manga/comics, drawing, otaku shit in general

>music
Krautrock, math rock, industrial, Coil, Can, Neu!, Yes, Nine Inch Nails, Slint, Talking Heads, Radiohead, Autechre

>movies
Coen Brothers, Nicolas Winding Refn and some Ghibli movies I guess,
I don't really watch movies anymore

>games
Soulsbornekiro, Nioh, Japanese action games, Deus Ex series, Dead Space series, Hollow Knight, Hotline Miami, Metroid series, Mega Man X 1-4, FF9, X. Couple others I can't think of right now

>other
N/A, I'm a fairly boring individual

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>23
>5'9
>125lbs
>5x4in
>Yikes
>/out/ and music
>Black metal, classic rock, jazz, none
>Burnt out on films but Cohen Brothers and Sam Raimi
>Skyrim, roguelikes, css
>oof

>age
18
>height
5'11
>weight
somewhere between 150 and 160
>measurements
never measured but i can fit both my hands around it and the head still pops out
>job
nope
>hobbies
vidya, reading, anime, about it
>music
the beach boys
>movies
don't watch movies
>games
mount and blade, minecraft, gen 4 pokemon, anything that i played as a child and feel nostalgic for really
>other
idk

'8
>>u wat
>>I write shitty ebooks for a shitty ghost writing company barely make 600 a month. (could do more if i could be arsed)
>>Playing videya, downloading various PDF files and not reading most of them, writing sometimes lift weights
>>metal, industrial/EBM, 80's rock several others
>> haven't watched anything lately. Anything by Makoto Shinkai is good
>> Don't play a lot of the new stuff. OSRS Runescape, Wolfenstein ET and surviv.io which I am strangely addicted to
>> May or may not bet getting diagnosed with ball cancer in coming weeks

>20
>6
>125KG
>Human balloon for dimensions, 4.5 inch/1 inch penish
>Student
>Writing, vidya, history
>I get weird fixations with some types of music for a month then drop it after my obsession is over. Right now, it's AMVs and Owl City, before this it was Sabaton and Blink 182.
>Only watch modern movies for graphics. Some artsy movies but I'm not enough of a fag to spell them out.
>Paradox and Total War
>Trying to come up with a proper plot for a historical adventure novel. The MC will start from a village near where I live in 300CE, flee a bunch of savage jungle nigger raiders that'll kill his family then go on a trip overseas as a sailor. He'll get captured by pirates but a storm will force them to make land on some islands where some pre contact tribes still live. Eventually he'll lead the other prisoners in a mutiny, capture the ship then take it to our version of the New World back then. I'll use actual incidents that happened with Iberian adventurers in Asia and Americas to slowly transition him from leader of a bunch of sailors to a mercenary captain and eventually a lord in his own right. Final conflict will be when a tribal horde appears on the frontiers of the civ where he is, prompting the many city states to band together and give him supreme power. He'll fight the army to a stalemate, developing a tsundere relationship with their leader, a young princess. Eventually they'll get together, the war will be resolved with the jungle niggers being allowed to populate the empty countryside after they swore loyalty to their new king(And old queen). If I can write it well, I feel like it has potential but I'm still so far from developing the skills necessary to do so.

>age
18
>height
185 cm (6'1")
>weight
59 kg (130 lbs)
>measurements
18 cm dick
>job
Student in hs
>hobbies
Playing guitar, programming
>music
Mostly metal and punk
>movies
Don't really have a favorite movie or anime, but I like these where I can relate to the feels
>games
Used to play a lot of LoL
>other
Nothing much, pretty boring

>21
>5'11"
>150 lbs
>student
>gaming, workaholic, reading, listening to podcasts and informative content, modding
>synthwave, darkwave, jazz, classics, non-lyrical
>John Wick Trilogy, Jason Bourne, Saving private ryan, 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, zero dark thirty
>Fallout 3/NV/4, Insurgency, Seige, Dark Souls 3 & Sekiro, Witcher 3, Skyrim, Splinter Cell
>8" long dick and into very obese women with 60"+ asses and sub 45" waistline

>is only for a
I was trying to say my dick would just be for any girl I ended up with

>24
>5'8
>173
>I have a small pecker if that is what you are asking
>Doing lowest denominator freelance writing so basically unemployed
> internet, writing, anime, videya, downloading PDF files i will never read, code, lifting weights in the backyard on occasion
> metal (every subgenre), industrial/EBM, bunch of others
> haven't watched anything recently. Stuff by Makoto Shinkai is good
> osrs, Wolfenstein ET, somehow addicted to surviv.io
> trying to think of a way to become a millionaire

>age
18
>height
5'3
>weight
overweight
>measurements
huh
>job
none
>hobbies
chess
>music
random stuff
>movies
none
>games
none
>other

>>age
19
>>height
6'2
>>weight
180 lbs
>>measurements
dont know but dick is 7 inches
>>job
waiter and dishwasher
>>hobbies
video games, war gaming, painting miniatures, exercise, history, shooting, hunting, fishing
>>music
older country like johnny cash and hank williams jr
>>movies
love historical movies like gettysburg, zulu, and waterloo, also love war movies like saving private ryan
>>games
mostly paradox games and realistic shooters like squad and rising storm
>>other
i have autism

paradox games muh nigger
warband is best game xd

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>22
>5'11
>260lbs/120kg
>5 inches i think ive never really measured it
>ex-retail, now im a NEET
>listening to music a lot, literature, philosophy a bit
>bowie, radiohead, min bul, scott walker, oiseaux tempete, coconuts, the necks, buckethead, varathron, castanets, autechre
>day of the dead, falling down, new godzilla was good, se7en, the thing
>TF2

>age
~= exp(ln(94) * ln(2.174))
>height
6'
>weight
70kg
>measurements
6.5" x 2.5"
>job
elf-employed (not a typo)
>hobbies
desolation, also when the voice commands me ( vocaroo.com/i/s0eAcVdQTIBo ) I faithfully obey.
>music
Asked and answered: vocaroo.com/i/s1jKIiXTGlBk
>movies
I own a copy of ghost in the shell.
>games
No u.
>other
I mean, I don't find any of the above to be vital at all, honestly speaking. What's the point honestly?

Are you 34?

>>age
25
>>height
164cm
>>weight
58kg
>>measurements
eh? like B-W-H ? 93-70-90
>>job
Therapist
>>hobbies
Games, anime, cosplaying
>>music
Mainly metal but I listen to classical too
>>movies
Dont really have a favorite movie
>>games
WoW, Tera, Souls game (pretty much everything in the series), Neptunia games,
>>other
Idk what else

Bored so why not
>too young
>5'
>90 something pounds I think
>dont have a dick
>cleaner/ janitor
>reading, writing, piano
>classical, prog metal, melodic metal, whatever genre radiohead would be
>cant think of any rn
>alot of flash games and pc rpgs (binding of the issac, neverhood, Stanley parable, hollow knight etc)

>What are your vital statistics, Jow Forums?
>And interests?
>>age
18
>>height
Idk
>>weight
60-70 kg fat
>>measurements
What
>>job
Nob
>>hobbies
Gaming epic fortnite
>>music
Electronic
>>movies
Don't watch
>>games
Making my own in Unity, The Forest
>>other
Nother

>Are you 34?
2.1735 is a slightly better approximation but only accurate to the hour.

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Eh, why not?
>age
25
>height
6ft6in
>weight
180lbs
>measurements
Slim/skinny idk
>job
Ranch hand
>hobbies
Cooking, shooting, movies, games, aviation, history, and building things
>music
Classic rock 50s-90s but I am coming out of my shell and looking at other music.
>movies
Shawshank is my favorite next to interstellar and Children of Men. War movies are favorite overall.
>games
Battlefield
Battlestations
MilSims
>other
Moving to Vegas in a month and hopefully my friend can get me into the union.
I will be on for awhile so AMA

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how did you get so tall?
did you drink milk and walked outside a lot when you were young?

>6ft6
>180
>skinny
>this guy exists probably

Sorry it took I was playing pubg.
Yeah, I very active as kid and drank milk everyday with my chips ahoy cookies.
I am skelly status though bro

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Ty but also rip. My drawings are pretty weird though pic related. I need to get back into drawing.

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>deleted the comment but I still read it
I usually feel pretty bad when that happens. Or you delete one and someone posts what you deleted from an archive.

I think that your bmi is pretty healthy though. Maybe you are skelly by amerifat standards.

Yeah you prolly right user.

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FUUCCKKK
i should've kept being active and drink milk until adult age. I was literally either the tallest kid or the second tallest until the 7th grade, which is when i stopped being active and drinking milk on a daily basis.
i could've been 6'2" and not the king of manlets at 5'11".
welp, i hope i get to breed my tall gf

>Jackie Brown, 2001

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>age
22
>height
176cm
>weight
55kg
>job
none
>hobbies
vidya, anime/manga/LN
>music
Game/anime OSTs, nothing else
>movies
I don't really watch any, but I liked Shawshank Redemption
>games
JRPGs most of the time. If not, H-games
>other
I'm extremely autistic about Isekai stories, they are pretty much all the japanese entertainment I consume. I also like the occult I guess? Not in the edgy kind of way, I just really like stuff like gods, creatures and magic. It's basically just a continuation of my interest in mythology when I was a kid. Also, pic related.

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>21
>5'7
>135lbs
>dunno what u mean by measurements
>no job
>hobbies: vidya, shitposting
>music:Death grips, alt rock in general Idk
>movies:Synecdoche new york, No country for old men, Boyhood, Mullholland dr
>games: Half life 2, MGS series, persona 4
>I'm just a sperg :(