Can we stop celebrating school shooters, please? They're all faggots that should have turned the guns on themselves first and only.
Henry Murphy
Greatest trick the devil ever pulled... >carry out your killings unnoticed, and slip away, alerting no one to your presence Rip and Tear >run through the school at mach speed, blasting everyone away with a double barrel shotgun Remember, no Russian >kill everyone, and then frame someone else Special forces >have a tard accompany you and aid you in the shooting
Nathan Rogers
Absolutely not, faggot
Lucas Cox
Remove kebab >kill 50 or more muslims We have to do better >beat the highscore McVeigh? I barely know her >use exclusively explosives Right arm of the free world >shoot up the school in short shorts with a FAL What's a God to a non-believer? >single-handedly bring down the government HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS >frame Sam Hyde
Dominic Brooks
A glorious day >Only use weapons that were made in Russia
Julian Gonzalez
She's 18, i swear! >Rape your crush in the bathroom before the wave starts The Boogeyman >Kill 3 of your bullies with a pencil D-Day >Shoot down the hallway on lunch break ring 15 seconds of fame >Get caught and questioned by the news reporter, and bite a cyanide pill on Camera Wrong Info >Shoot up a school that you don't go to This ain't No Place For No Hero >Be on a field trip and kill a shooter that was about to kill the entire bus Cute Loot >Find a Small handgun in one of the students backpack Klasnaya Kurtka, gde kupil? >Wear a Bulletproof glass suit and burn the entire school down with a flamethrower Me and The Boys >Shoot up a school, get jailed and chill in jail with your boys who did school shooting before you did The Purge >Have atleast 5 teammates in your party
>Open Season Kill 1 member of each clique/subculture >Buying some time Kill the school's security personnel and shoot the clocks afterwards >Pop quiz Ask simple math questions at gunpoint, if they don't answer correctly shoot them >Inquisition Ask who believes in god, kill everyone who doesn't
Blake Harris
Good mornin, Vietnam! >use an M16 and firebomb the school with homemade napalm HRT strikes again >force a tranny to join the 46% Clownworld >dress up as honk honkler Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time >get arrested before you can start shooting Like clockwork >have everything go according to plan Roast pork >set a cop on fire
Ryder Hall
Rip N Tear: Hard Mode
>Play the DOOM OST from a speaker while doing it
I swear I'm getting put on a list rn
Asher Hernandez
>HRT strikes again >>force a tranny to join the 46% This seems more like a Good deed than a shooting
Adam Torres
It's my favourite! >Complete a round using only one weapon Principled killer >Kill the principal with any gun on any map Hockey mask >Start a shooting on Friday the 13th with a machete equipped, achieve at least 2 environmental kills
Jacob Russell
>Hockey mask >>Start a shooting on Friday the 13th with a machete equipped, achieve at least 2 environmental kills Reward for unlocking it: A Hockey Mask
Asher Foster
Fast shift >clear the cafeteria in under a minute during lunch break
Gas leak >use chlorine gas
Lightshow >successfully use a flashbang to your advantage
Hello cianiggers, this is just a joke
Jeremiah White
Hutton Gibson can't deny this! >Record your shooting
Juan Ross
Broken Bad >Mount a machine gun under your desk
Chase Cooper
This town ain't big enough... >Have a standoff with another rival shooter Make papa Gein proud >skin a victim and wear it as a trophy Blonald Blumpf >shoot up the school wearing nothing but a MAGA hat Qu'est ce que c'est? >Soundtrack your shooting with The Talking Heads Once >soundtrack your shooting with Pearl Jam's momma/son demo
Liam Cruz
Remove kebab: Just like in the '90s
>Play "Remove kebab" from a speaker while doing it
>I swear I'm not a white supremacist Cosplay as Moonman
Jason Jenkins
Black metal ist krieg! >stab someone 23 times
Landon Ortiz
if you guys exercised, developed skills, went outside, and picked up hobbies or did something useful with the amount of time you post about how much you hate life you would have a good life
William Collins
Kek, maybe you should go back to tumblr, normalfag
>Quixotic Complete a shooting without missing a single shot >Burn Baby Burn Kill 20 people using fire >Costume party Disguise yourself as an authority figure >We will be right back Confront another shooter mid shooting >Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen Kill at least 5 SWAT officers >Brother In Arms Recruit a teammate
Gabriel James
why haven't you shot up a place yet? you're wasting time here.
Juan Nguyen
It's like bowling. Only cooler! >Kill every enemy with a headshot
Jaxson Anderson
It's gonna be a long day >have your weapon jam several times Anton Chigurs uglier cousin >decide people's fate via coin toss Wasted potential >cripple the track and field team for life Tacticool faggot >shoot up the school in full milspec Whoops >drop your gun before you open fire Yeah, I got time >drop by your old middle school and drop some children on your way to highschool
Did I win? >Shoot one person and call cops on yourself Early retirement >Shoot every limb of a sportjock without killing him Better late than never... >Appear to the school after the schoolday is over and shoot a janitor Modern problems require modern solutions >Knock a door of a locked classroom and get someone to open the door for you from the inside I'm drunk, you have no excuse! >Drink a bottle of vodka before appearing to school and kill at least 5 people with pipebombs It's a secret to everyone >Break in the school before it's open and shoot yourself in the cafeteria It was only a joke man! >Bring a watergun and manage to kill someone with it(enviromental kills doesn't count) Where is the money Lebowski? >Make someone drown in a toilet David and Goliath >Force a nerd to kill a chad from his class
Day of reclamations >Rape stacy and kill chad Get out of my room, mom! >have your own family foil your plans Primitve technology >Use a musket and flintlock pistols to shoot up the school Religion of Peace >declare allegiance to the islamic state on national telivision as you behead a journalist It goes where? >kill a virgin with a dildo, bonus points if it's wrapped in razor wire
Cameron Myers
I pledge allegience..... >clear a level with an american flag before the intro cutscene ends
Heart skip a beat >make at least 1 victim die from heart attack From the other side >make at least 1 victim suicide from the trauma Helping the medical system >kill only the fatties Kind soul >help the depressed find peace He's just expressing himself >successfully frame a special kid Friendship is magic >raid the school with a party of 6 friends Nat 20 on diplomacy >convince the principal that you're motive are right and make him help you The dj >put a song in the school speaker before the start Well prepared >defeat the police and make the army come for you
Sickman >collapse halfway through your rampage due to poor health History is written by the victors >kill everyone and have your statement, no matter how false, become truth Anders jr >dress up as a cop and mow kids down as they're fleeing the school and into the arms of safety