you're on a date with this fine specimen
its already 5 mins in and nobody has said a word except "hi"
how do you break the ice?
you're on a date with this fine specimen
its already 5 mins in and nobody has said a word except "hi"
how do you break the ice?
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Why would you date someone you have nothing to talk about with?
Even imagining this makes me nervous
I would be so afraid of fucking up that i would inevitably fuck it up and ruin her impression of me
Then go home and try not to think about shooting myself
That weird ass green drink
>"Damn bitch, you got some nice sweater puppies."
Easy.
How do you know you have nothing to talk about if you haven't even said anything?
I guess you just accidentally walked into someone else's date.
>hey, do you know about this website called 4channel ?
Maybe talk about literature you have read
Tell her i like hear sweater
Probably ask her if she hates the corporations too afterwards
If she says yes, it's all the way from home there
If she says no, not worth it
Why would she hate them? most people are indifferent, not hardcore commies lmao
>I am white, not asian
Five minutes later she is sitting on my dick
Because people are not responsible for anything. It's always the system that's the problem.
"so your refusal to date asian men is stemmed from your own self-hatred of yourself. care to elaborate on that and why you think dating white men will somehow relinquish this? "
Why are we drinking this shit? You like bubble tea?
"Nobody has said a word except "hi""
I'm not THAT awkward, jeez.
How did you even get a date if you've never talked with her?
"Alright, so... let me tell you about the jews."
So. How do you feel about the JQ?
:)
Honestly is easy ask where she's from. If local Or from other place. I ask girls out that I find sexy by just asking if there single or have a single friend or relative
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>asian
>she has being silence for 5 minutes
>fine specimen
it this situation one just have to tell a joke it does not matter if it's bad, when a girl likes you they laugh at everything you say. If she doesn't laugh just stand up and walk away
why am i on a date with this instagram asian hoebag?
My asian gf was super quiet and shy on our first date. It was ok though and now she's much more open talking to me.
Lads the date is over if you have gone 5 minutes without speaking to one another. Just say you have somewhere to be and leave.
So do you like black cock?
>whips out prints of statistics
>"you can take these home"
its really not that hard to talk during a date. esp first dates you can start with shit like what they do/study, waht they like about it and what they want to go on to do. ask about hobbies and shit and if things start tapering off comment on the food/drink/coffee and segue into a conversation about favorite cuisines, restaurants, bars in the area
>"Ching chong ling long."
That should get things rolling.
I think it's Japanese Melon Cream Soda. Always wanted to try it someday.
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So do you swallow or am I just wasting my time here?
If i haven't risen her interest high enough for her to be blabbering all night then why the hell would i even be on the date?
First dates are the ONLY scenario you want women doing all the talking
Don't drag answers out people tho if she doesn't want to talk or shows no interest then bounce
yeah forgot to mention that. honestly its hard to give proper advice about having natural conversation because it all depends on the speaker's ability to read social cues and react accordingly
It's been raining a lot the past few days, huh?
Don't girls also like to be entertained though?
"Yes user, I can feel it in my breasts."
That's amazing! Please do tell me more about your weather sensing abilities, Ms. Chongina.
>is stemmed from
>self-hatred of yourself
>relinquish
Why do you try to talk like a smart person when you can barely speak English at all?
You're an idiot
No wonder you ameriturds are so stupid and easily brainwashed
>Have you ever been here [restaurant] before? [If no] I found it when [story]
>That green smoothie looks like [awkward food combination to make her giggle]
>[comment about something happening around us]
These are all easy ice breakers lol
Good work user holy shit. I'm not good at talking to strangers.
He got that reference from here:
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>Ms. Chongina
Das layciss! Shamefur dispray! Your ancestol cly now!
The trick is to anxiously talk instead of anxiously think. Just start talking when you're nervous. Sometimes you'll piss people off but most of the time you'll get things moving
>that
>fine specimen
lol
Id ask her to tell me about the part she played in 'The Dark Crystal'
Hey, they forgot milk in my coffee... do you think you could help me out here?
>Listen, it's pretty awkward to say this but I don't think you and my wife will get along very well.
That easy desu.
>hurr durr disliking communism means ur amerigan brainwashrd idiut
Yeah sorry i think its more common sense, i dont feel like having a forced labor militocracy in which 99% of the supporters say they'll immediately kill anyone who disagrees ans are almost always soviet fetishists
But lets act like the holodomor didnt happen i guess. L
>live in a rural area
>have argument with gf, go for a walk
>head to the shops
>cute, short asian girl working near the self-service check out
>that weird feeling of instant attraction I haven't felt properly without guilt in years
>very rarely have asians around here, and I'm fighting the urge to strike up a conversation with her while she's at work
>need an id check for something I was buying, so she comes over and smiles, but awkwardly asks for my id and doesn't leave afterwards
>decide not to say anything because I feel like it's a shit scenario
Do I just talk to her next time?
You don't have to be a commie to hate giant multinational corporations though.