user, we need you to go into this damaged nuclear reactor and close some valves to avoid an even greater catastrophy.
You would be a hero of the nation, history will remember you as a great man. We would also pay a large sum of money for your family.
But you need to know that if you go there, radiation will kill you in a few weeks, and you will experience unbearable pain. You will suffer as you turn into a living, bleeding zombie - your body will literally fall apart.
Well?
is this even a question ?
seriously tho...
Yes, user. It is a question.
And what is your answer?
why would you take me from hell to heaven just to send me back to hell ?
There's no time for this! Are you in or not?
>die for the greater good
>your family drinks the money and the young women are sold as sex slaves, country falls apart in a civil war some decades later, Pripyat and surrounding areas uninhabitable for centuries to come
NOW THIS IS BREEKI
I take it as a no, then.
>You will do it, because it must be done
based scherbina
He was the best character, that's for sure.
>Well?
Will this get me gf?
>going through torture to give my family money
kek, fuck no. I want to be forgotten anyway
can this story die already, they weren't divers, they didn't scuba underneath chernobyl they navigated their way to gates in waist deep water wearing wetsuits and respirators and all lived till at least 2010 and two are still alive
thread is absolute delusion
Tell them to get fucked desu, even if I did do it and they announced I was an international hero no one would give a shit about me.
Das raite, upcoming Russian tv series about Chernobyl will be all truth.
More like user we need you to go up the vent block roof and confirm that the core is open
>no one would give a shit about me.
But you would save hundreds of thousands, user.
with respect go fuck your hat comrade
Sure. At least it means I did something with my life AND I get to die. Just kill me before I start suffering.
I hope they change Dyatlov into a girl
No they wont kill you they'll seperate your fingers and toes so they dont glue together while they fester, based ouchi
Put your hands for Detroit,
I love this city
I'd do it, I'd just kill myself right afterwards. I don't have anything to live for anyway, so dying for the greater good sounds fine to me.
In that case I'll just off myself once the job is done.
Bonus points if you jump into the core from the vent block roof while livestreaming it
I'd rather let the death of hundreds of thousands fall onto my hands than die a painful death and be remembered as "that guy that saved the nation... what was his name again? look it up on google... oh his name was user, what a lad... bro did you hear about what drumpf tweeted the other weekend? insane right"
>large sum of money
>50 usd
Is there more reactor porn?
I'd unironically look into the void.
Did you lower the control rods or not? Well?
I just pushed the button.
I want to die but i would rather hang myself then help this shit society. So no.
Can't you just put a better suit on me or something?
Also this is not how nuclear reactors work.
>Can't you just put a better suit on me or something?
Ok, but you only got 90 seconds to do the job.
that pic isn't ouchi
the guys who went in the building to drain the water did not die, some idiot just made up that story. they lived for a long time
You do it faggot.
Well, then... what are you waiting for, user?
Just wear a HEV suit you noob
go in do the thing but ask for a gun so once the symptoms start getting too painful i can shoot myself
based user is origano based
>user, we need you to go into this damaged nuclear reactor and close some valves to avoid an even greater catastrophy.
>You would be a hero of the nation, history will remember you as a great man. We would also pay a large sum of money for your family.
Lol what a crock of hot bullshit. If it was so sweet why are these guys doing it themselves?
Well if you sabotage nuclear power plant, don't let the water go on purpose for maximum damage when overheat and blow up, wield the door from the inside and blow you brain out, I can guarantee you 100% your name will be in history books more than some unnamed hero. After all you will make 2/3 of Europe uninhabitable for 10k years.
The fuck? I can't off myself once the deed is done? Fuck you nigger, you be an hero.
His character seemed like he came out of fucking Metal Gear voice and all. Thats what convinced me hes the best lol
I'm gonna need a lot of pussy, first. Then I still don't do it.
get a fucking robot to do it, we have the technology you mongoloids.
>1 week later
WORTH IT
nah ill pass, im robbing you though so wallets out kikes
Sure, why not. It's the only chance I'd ever have to be remembered, and I can just an hero myself to get out of the pain.