>on b/f's laptop
>accidentally happened upon his browser history
>copious amounts of squirting videos on pornhub
>me = red in the face with rage
>next time we have sex
>mention that one of my exes once made me wet myself in bed, and I didn't know what was going on
>(that was a lie. I've never squirted in my life)
>the look of dread and utter defeat on b/f's face
Did I go too far?
yes, everyone watches porn so don't be a dick
If I had a girl friend who fucked me on the regular I wouldn't watch porn. But uhh, as long as you're not cheating on him I see no problem with it.
I watch stuff but that doesn't mean I would like it to happen.
maybe he's one of those retards who doesn't know "squirt" is piss
Damn, you destroyed him.
Thats a pretty clever revenge desu (although you should probably explain to him)
>upset by bf's porn viewing
>lie to him
>immasculate him
Holy shit, did it ever occur to you that maybe you could have just fucking talked to him about it and how it makes you feel? You're emotionally retarded.
You're an absolute cunt, even by our standards.
Based, pisslovers btfo
Dont wonder if he cheats on you later on.
I am the original author od this pasta and i gotta say i am flattered
you fucking child.
sorry I exposed the truth about your fetish bro
>bf
Kill yourself. Leave this site and kill yourself. No one wants you here you fucking normalfag.
if you think that saying "squirt = piss" is some atomic level mind fuck and its going to change anything, you are like a 10 year old. you do realize that people eat ass nowadays, right? grow up. the people who are worried about the squirt being piss are the same people who have nothing to worry about.
I never claimed to be smart for knowing it, but not everyone knows it, and it's possible that a guy would be into squirting videos would be grossed out by a girl saying she wet the bed before because he doesn't know the difference. You'd be surprised at how many people either don't know squirt=piss or get really defensive about it NOT being piss
Yes, and eating ass is disgusting you degenerate.
i didn't know but im a birgin so thanks anyways
i dont watch porn. fuck him. also you should have been red in the face by embarrassment not rage then felt rage later. huge red flag you're a slut yourself.
hope he leaves your sorry ass
You can't squir anything, discord tranny. Necc yourself
it would be a cunt thing to say if it was true and if you reveal it as a lie you're still a cunt for lying, so you've just ruined everything. if you're sick of someone just break it off like an adult.
>getting mad at porn
shoot yourself
Holy shit. Look at this seething piss fetishist
Sorry to break the news about "SQUIRTING" to you, LOL
>Did I go too far?
Yes you did and you deserve the dumping thats coming your way.
Now you'll have to squirt with him. Anal squirt.
Lq bait.
You can do better than that.