What would you do if a cute futa girl really liked you?

I would consider, but I would have to stick to mgtow values even when presented with such an enticing offer.

>Assume this is a reality in which they exist
Well, I already answered your question...

I'd love and care for her, make her my girfriend and IMPREGNATE THE SHIT OUT OF HER. Too bad futas are not real

>futa impregnation
Absolutely based fetish.

Make her my gf and be happy for once in my life

Be friends, that shit is gay

Would date a bit and see if our personalities matched
If stuff worked out I would take it more seriously
And succ her everyday.

>pregnant with twins/triplets futa gf asking you for a morning bj because of mood swings
>you'd swallow every single drop and then spend a good ten minutes nuzzling against her life-filled belly, trying to listen to the little ones as she strokes your hair
just imagine

>spend a good ten minutes nuzzling against her life-filled belly, trying to listen to the little ones as she strokes your hair
Delete this right fucking now.

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How can it be gay if she has a vagina, ovaries, uterus, and a curvy, womanly body?

no one would ever be attracted to me

Can relate, people just hate me.

If she's an actual futa with some sort of hermaphroditic condition, it would depend on how feminine she was and if her female reproductive organs worked. If she was feminine and the reproductive organs worked, I'd bang her, just so I can say that I did.

Otherwise, I'd treat them just like a guy. In either case, I wouldn't interact long-term with such an abomination.

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could a female with a peanus weenus who could get pregnant also be able to impregnate herself?

well if both her sperms and eggs are fertile, sure
though it wouldn't be a great idea, but sure

Then if futas were real they would not be able to jerk off without risking impregnating themselves

what?
just don't get cum inside the pussy user, it really isn't that hard

unless you expect them to be able to bend their dicks 180 degrees to fuck themselves

How far is the pussy from the dick?
It wont be very hard to get it in, because the pussy is right there

Futas cum a lot. All it takes is a little bit of cum leaking into the pussy to get them pregnant, especially because it's right under their balls.

>All it takes is a little bit of cum leaking into the pussy to get them pregnant, especially because it's right under their balls.
he says as if he has real life experience

As long as we kept it our private business and no one but us and her family knew she had a dick it would be fine with me. I'm bi so a girl with a peepee is a-ok sexually.

If my family asked when we are having kids I'd just tell my parents that we can't have kids because she has some fertility problem or something.

If it's public knowledge that she has a dick or she insists on being "futa and proud" or whatever, then I can't do it.

Also, I'd much more prefer if she had a small penis and not a big one because I prefer small.

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your dick isn't that far from your ass either, have you tried?

unless we're talking liters of cum, no

But user, she can have kids.

How? Are we assuming she's a hermaphrodite? Most futas are girls with penirs instead of pussies

no
futa means both (futari)

only a dick is either a male with tits, or a male with tits

Id cuddle him if it didnt have a flacid penis almost as large as his forearm

Marry her and then we can take turns fucking each other every day.

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>not liking hung futas
Baka, user.

Date her because I would probably never find anyone else who liked me. The dick would be strange but it's not like anyone who likes me would be perfect anyway. I know I'm not.

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You literal newfag nigger lgbt is a blue board fuck off

I'd massage her balls with lotion every day and give her lots of kisses.

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at this point,if a talking rabbit confessed to me i would marry him,even more a Futa
i am just fucking desperate for love

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I'd marry a genuine futa if we were compatible, but not a tranny. I have bad hemorrhoids so I wouldn't want her to fuck me. I'm okay with giving her head.

>futa
>girl

yeah I'm forefeiting your existence

But pure femenine and sexy futas don't fit that board's thematic silly

futas are girls user
they produce eggs, they're female, they're girls

That doujin destroyed my dick, my heart and my asshole

>waah I cant post my degeneracy in my containment board so I mush shit others up
literally kill yourself trannoid cuck

>waah he said why it cant be posted there and i have no valid rebuttle so i resort to ad hominem
Seethe harder n*wfag

Tell him to fuck off and die before I make him die

I would date her and encourage her to flaunt her cock, especially if it was big. I'd have her wear leggings and crop tops in public and enjoy the stares.

The futa containment board is /d/ though, you mouthbreathing newfag redditor.

We would do sex thing, yes?

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