>a girl at my job started talking to me
>said I had something on my face and touched it for a little bit
>definitely didnt have anything on my face because I passed by a mirror and saw myself right before bumping into her
>After one of our conversations she grabs my arm and tells me im "the cutest thing ever"
This might be it. I'm finally going to have the chance the reject a girl and watch all the happiness drain from her face. I'm not gonna let her down easy either. I want to break her heart so badly that I'll be able to hear it. I can see it already. The confusion, desperation, anger, and sadness will show on her face immediately because she's just that kind of girl. she'll probably ask why not? what could possibly be stopping me from being with her? I wonder what It could be. She'll most likely have some sort of roundabout way of confessing. they all do don't they? don't even worry about it. i'll be sure to ruin her.
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Why not just use her instead you massive faggot? Hurting her won't do anything for you
yes it will. I will enjoy it.
>a girl at my job started taking to me
>I'll be sure to ruin her
I know this is fake and gay but why must the autism fuming from this post be so strong ?
That's rude... Very rude.
i don't get it. what about this seems fake gay or autistic.
yeah I know but I gotta do it at least once right.
>girl finally shows robot attention
>robot first instinct is to break her heart
3 days later
>girls are shit, they are all the same and only want chad that's why im a virgin
do you see what's fake, gay and autistic here ?
Somebody beat this fucking fag
>this one time, a girl liked me
>this one time, a girl liked me, and now I'm gonna reject her in a sad attempt at getting what I feel would be justice by proxy for all the times I was unjustly overlooked by Stacy
What part doesn't
only a virgin would do something this resentful, or maybe your just a faggot?
Don't let these beta nerds get you down.
Put that hoe in her place.
no because I've never in my life complained about having a girlfriend or have even cared about having one. People are different, crazy right!?
>OP is gorgeous
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i envy you, op. make sure you look her straight in the eyes as you do it so you can see her soul die a little. don't let the corners of your mouth furl upwards as you do it, as if to say 'welcome to my hell now, bitch', keep a complete straight face throughout to let her know there's no camaraderie where you're headed, no shared pain, it's all your own from here on in.
just seems like it'd be a nice experience. I don't even want a girlfriend anyways so I can really savor the moment.
You reject her cuz She's ugly.
There, I saved you all that text. You're basically Destiny before he lucked out on a cutie. Can't reject that shit.
the funniest part is i bet she isnt even that ugly, maybe even kinda cute? OP is a complete faggot.
congratulations retard, you're gay !!
I like the part where Taylor's older boyfriend gets cucked, lol. Taylor is 30. What?
she is pretty cute i'll admit it. still gonna crush her though.
>she is pretty cute i'll admit it.
So you're a normie? I love M&Ms but I reject them too cuz I had it a billion times.
no. I've never even held hands with a girl. I just think she is cute
Then why the fuck are getting off this hard on the idea of rejecting this bitch, just reject her and return to enjoying your solitude
yea, because youve never actually stuck it in a womans holes before, i wish you could realize shes willing, but you dont even care to explore that. enjoy being miserable, you wont, no one ever does.
See image. Nuff said.
maybe its because my life is really boring idk. but being the reason for someones depression sounds nice. well I dont really care what happens after but the initial reaction is what I'm really doing it for. Even if it's not a "good" reaction and it's just a quick "oh okay!" I'll be pleased. That's honestly one of the better reactions because that alone shows how much pain she's in. you already know she was crying once she turned the first corner she could find.
>See image. Nuff said.
Actually this is a good idea. Tell her you're a virgin and want to wait for the right person, and you're 100% certain it isn't her and never will be.
Ah, She's gonna reject you but u wanna "reject" her first.
It's basic projection. And not fake Jow Forums projection but real textbook projection.
you fucking autistic virgin retard, she'll be upset for a second then get over it because she's a girl and can get love and affection easily
you watch too much fucking anime, thinking you're gonna "bring her down to your world" or some gay shit. The world doesn't work like that and you're only sabotaging yourself for nothing
you see the real joke is you get ZERO satisfaction out of this, you just resent all women for some unknown reason and your gonna isolate that resentment onto her who happens to be a complete stranger. congratulations on having zero understanding of your own irrational child-like psychology!
Okay i'll go be miserable because I won't be able to stick my penis into a wet hole. incredible.
good job deflecting my comment and running away from what i really said which is your resentful of women in general in such a way that ONLY a virgin or faggot could ever possibly be, and my radar is saying 99% straight virigin to 1% chance faggot so im gonna assume virgin.
Stop flapping your fins and realize this isn't even tasty bait.
Here, let's change the thread topic!
You wake up at 2:36 AM to the sound of clanking and moaning coming from the hall, then you hear a soft knock. You open your bedroom door and see this.
What do?
is this really what kids who are in highschool college do nowadays? try to make girls cry instead of getting them to suck their cocks? wow things have really changed since my day!
I put on my robe and wizard hat. Then I start doing barrel rolls.
nah she'll definitely get emotional about it because she's the one confessing. it's usually the other way around but in this situation she'll be forced to either confess or try to forget the feelings she started having for me. She'll probably start feeling a bit self-conscious for a little while as well because there's seemingly no reason at all for me to reject her. the only explanation that would pop into her head would be that she wasn't attractive enough. that's definitely gonna take it's toll on her.
I'd activate my crotch magnet.
imagine being this much a delusional weeb autist pathetic virgin
LMAOing at your life
SHE CAN CONTROL POLES!?
I am a virgin and I don't even hate women. I just thought it would be amusing to do this sort of thing. I thought you guys would find it amusing as well but I guess not.
you're literally more emotional about rejecting her for your own sense of false superiority (don't worry she'll find sex easily, but you won't) than she will be over the "rejection" (if you can call it that LMAO)
you're such a pussy dude, it's so fucking cringe and the worst part is you don't even realize it
in fact, I bet she's not even really as into you as you think. You're probably over analyzing it like you do everything because you're autistic, and when you "reject" her she's gonna be like "oh, what? No, I don't really like you like that anyway.."
fucking LOL, I haven't seen a young pathetic incel in the wild for awhile now but here you are
no you didnt "think it would be amusing" you just wanted to know that you vomited some of the pain your holding inside onto someone else so you could see them feel pain in the hopes it would aleviate your own, even if just a little. but guess what, thats not rational or logical thinking and you wont experience the result you hope for at all when you implement your plan, if you implement it.
do you realize how young and dumb you sound, because you are?
this one really is for the books, its an instant classic. its sadly relatable though because at SOME POINT a lot of young virgin men resent women to the point of being driving slightly insane, just like OP here, but eventually most people grow up.
false superiority? incel? what's the deal. I just thought it'd be amusing. You guys seem to think I am bitter or something. I don't even actually care that much either. If she gets over it quickly then that's just it right. a shame but that's how it is. Not like I'm gonna be upset if she ends up taking it better than expected or anything.
>I just thought it'd be amusing.
Chopping off your own dick is never amusing for you. It's only amusing (IN A SAD WAY!) for us.
Dude she'll get over it. Even if she's into you, it'll be like damn I really thought he liked me :( and she'll be sad for a while. But after a short period of time she'll start approaching the other guys that have been flirting with her that she also thought was cute and will actually get to fuck her. I mean great for you and all that but this is really just a stupid ego-trip
this, this right here OP is called BACK-PEDDLING and being DISHONEST. thats what this right here is.
god i hope this is real. say its because of her weight user
>You guys seem to think I am bitter or something.
Back in my day the bottom was the "meme". It was actually scary because it seemed like a credible threat to us. The original on the bottom would never scare a modern "incel". (Involuntary ABSTINENT: celibacy is ALWAYS VOLUNTARY!)
Still don't get it. How am I back-peddling. I am just speaking my mind. I thought it was gonna be funny. thought you guys would be amused by it as much as I was amused by the thought. but you guys seem like you are angry at me for doing this.
No, somebody beat this fucking fag
First, allow the loli necromancer to sleep with me. Then, all the stuff I would do if I somehow became a zombie without the loli necromancer
Well yeah. You're relishing in being an asshole for no reason. If you're not interested then reject her. It's not a big deal. This whole posting a thread about this great rejection plan is just dumb
how are you back peddling?
because your being dishonest in claiming how your NOT obsessed with this and the fact the obsession of it is what led you to make a thread about it and think about it all day today. in reality your so obsessed with this its an evident reflection of your hatred and anxiety regarding ALL women which is just because your a pussy and a virgin, no offense but i can smell this through the fucking computer screen. i mean dude im on r9k i was a virgin till i was 18 i can empathize with your feelings but i cant sugar coat how insane dumb and irrational you are being right now, im telling you as a friend.
I know, OP. It's, in fact, very bizzare, especially for this board. Play along with it, though.
Go for it, op. Its a big sign of strength.
>be rejected by cute girl
>she wants to be "friends"
>okay whatever I could use friends
>1 decade later
>still no gf
>now prefer solitude
>tell her she's a shit friend and to fuck off
>she threatens suicide
>don't even tell her not to
this board has more people on it who arent angsty virgins than you may think. people who arent virgins just dont go around talking about it everyday creating a culture around it the way virgins do. virgins never shut up about that shit.
>OP gains interest from a girl
>could have pussy and finally break free from his isolation
>decides that emotional turmoil is the best course of action
>posts on r9k hoping other incels could relate to him
>the day is here
>wtf she isn't asking me out
>my master plan for a temporary fix is fleeting
>eventually "ah user do you want to go for a coffee?"
>rejects the offer
>in OP's head he's thinking fuck yeah I sure showed that roastie toastie
>next weekend the same chick gets fucked by an alpha
>gets close with him and formed a relationship
>OP is still fapping to furry porn in his basement
>won't commit suicide for the sole purpose of supposedly emotionally destroying chicks for their advances every 5 years
>OP dies alone thinking he showed the world on how much of a master manipulator he is
>the end
You do you man, I'm just hoping that this isn't b8 and you're 100% serious
>no offense but i can smell this through the fucking computer screen
None taken.
It's best to steer clear of thots in any way possible. OP's method is top tier patrolling
i know I'm fucking dying here, it's so funny yet tragic
well probably not tragic, it's a good thing this dude is preemptively removing himself from the gene pool now and forever onwards
I'm not being dishonest though. I'm not obesessed with it either. This girl started approaching me like this a few days ago and I just remembered now that I meant to make a thread about it. I honestly thought that when I made this thread there would be like 20 replies with some people calling me a based and other people calling me a retard and that would be it. You guys seem actually angry about it now though. Idk.
so you concede my point?
you're still not seeing the picture even though people have spelled it out for you, are you retard?
>so you concede my point?
Not OP, I just wasn't offended by the fact you might smell me through the screen. Carry on.
ive been up all night and am going to bed now but personally OP im not angry, i actually empathize with you and because no one taught me how to not be a pussy bitch ass faggot when i was your age im doing you the favor and trying to show you the error of your ways and the fact the satisfaction you hope to gain is not there for you to find. thats all im telling you.
HEY GUIZE OLD PEE HERE
HOW MUCH SATISFACTION WILL I GET FROM NOT GETTING MY COCK WET AND ACTUALLY PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE FACE INSTEAD?
IM REALLY STOKED FOR IT, BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE!
>im doing you the favor and trying to show you the error of your ways
If he OP is genuine you're actually doing a bad thing even if you think you're doing a good one.
Pity?
You are 7 years late with your post, you are talking with programed normies . They will white Knight a woman they have no relation with.
I guess. this was supposed to be a fun thread but you guys got all serious so whatever. Yeah I was obviously being a little over the top in the op but that was just to make it more interesting right. If I made a thread and just said "a girl probably likes me and if she asks me out im gonna say no" it would get no replies. also I do wanna hurt her feelings a little bit but that's just because I'm an asshole. but still you guys got serious so wtf.
Okaaay... but still.
>op is weird. It's probably b8
>REEEEEEE
It ain't natural.
no, like I said you watch too much anime. and you bought into the memes and virgins which riddle this board
focus on getting your dick wet and not on hurting stranger's feelings for no reason, nerd
Fake and gay and autistic
>also I do wanna hurt her feelings a little bit but that's just because I'm an asshole.
I think the poster who was arguing with you might be correct in stating it isn't so simple as that.
You sound like you have BPD or thirst for control over others due to abandonment issues or having been controlled in your youth. Did you have a dominating/abusive parent?
but I told you I don't care about getting my dick wet. sex seems pretty gross anyways, honestly.
yeaahh my family hates me and used to beat me up a lot if that's what you mean.
Use her for awhile like 2 months and then ghost her.That will fuck her so hard.
>all the triggered losers in this thread
Women are subhuman, this is a fact. Stop being pathetic betas.
>sex seems pretty gross anyways, honestly.
Alright guys, time to wrap up the show. We're dealing with a faggot, here
that's the thing. Idk If I have it in me to fake a relationship for very long. Yeah I'm using her but she'd pretty much just be using me as well right
>yeaahh my family hates me and used to beat me up a lot if that's what you mean.
Read about BPD and seek help with it. Keep in mind the primary reaction to learning things that make you feel upset is to "deflect" by changing the subject.
For example while you're learning about BPD you might read things that honestly match your own personality, but it upsets you. You might immediately start thinking about some past trauma and blame everything on someone who supposedly caused that trauma rather than accepting responsibility for your own actions and emotions.
That's an extremely dangerous delusional state to be in, so definitely get real psychiatric help before you hurt too many people who are valuable to you: you're hurting yourself.
In other words potentially: GUILT deflects to ANGER.
I'm not even gay It surely feels good and all but it just looks gross and all the touching each other and stuff is weird. I'm not really a fan of people so yeah. I'd rather just touch myself If I feel like I really need to.
>I'd rather just touch myself If I feel like I really need to.
Don't touch yourself: vocaroo.com
Cool internet psychiatry faggot
Seems like you are projecting pretty hard my friend LOL
nigga wat the fuck? im tripping on shrooms rn and that shit just makes me sad to read
Would you care enough to break a faggot bois heart as well? I love when cuties show me my place
good luck, last time I tried to reject a girl she wouldn't take no for an answer and everyone around me thought I was a weirdo for saying no lmfao
This is pretty close to literal psycopathy user.
>mfw I like breaking the hearts of boys and girls who grew attached to me for their pathetic reactions
>crying and bawling for them not to leave me
Improve your game you little bitch, let them get attached first, THEN break their hearts. You'll get the most out of their emotions that way.
See Orajel
You know how could you make her even suffer more?
Act like you're in love with her, be faithful, marry her. Have plenty children and grandchildren and die when she's at the apex of her happiness.
Why don't you fuck her and then you can reject her
because that means I raped her and I'd get in trouble also I just don't want to
>reddit spacing
lurk moar
>awful people in a Jow Forums thread
didn't see this coming....
Damn bro. Wish I had a dominant girl give me attention
Are you afraid the relationship is doomed for failure so you're ending it before it has a chance to start?
By going through with this one you could learn something that would help you with future relationships.