>*knock on door* >*opens* >"Hello user, you're probably wondering what's going on right now" >"You see, the federal government is now controlled by the communist party of the usa, which I have now been elected chairman of" >"Now that we have a worker controlled state, I'm gonna have to seize those means of reproduction, in order to redistribute them among the masses" >"That is, after I'm done with them of course" >*giggles* >"Anyways, non-compliers will get a year in the gulag, so let's get those pants off"
Seriously though, only the lowest of low Ts wouldn't fuck her
Chase Bell
Lucky you, my t levels are so low I am losing body hair, and suffer from physical exhaustion, and I have less muscle mass than an Indian man. I do not want her.
Luis Sullivan
fuck off back to r*ddit, OP.
Jonathan Gutierrez
It would be an honor to be fucked by a senator, but why couldn't it have been Strom Thurmond??
I'd like mexican socialism, finally I could cut my friends arms off while he is alive and totally get away with it. Then I'd eat a burrito, snort some coke, drive home and go shoot beer cans with automatic rifles with my hot 20 years younger latina gf
Henry Cox
yo are yew a man? were yew born with a penis? answer me
Nathan Gonzalez
Ive been fooled by this one before, goofy ass boyfriend similar to myself so i can relate to her, then bam billionaire
Jonathan Barnes
Beer Fraulein? Why'd you stop namefagging? Was it because of the guys impersonating "yew" yesterday?
I would've smacked the door closed at 'hello user' upon noticing it was yet another commie and no I didn't read the rest of your post either OP, lmao
Levi Perry
AOC is a capitalist, but I still wood
Carter Nelson
>"hey user, you're probably wondering what's going on" >"you see, your reproductive organs have been auctioned off, I own them now" >"they are my property, my reproductive capital, and I willdo with them as I please" >"now lay back"
okay commies are shit but that's rather hot >tfw no politicalpilled qt gf that will do commie-roleplay with you >no roleplay involving her being a civilized templar/roman soldier taking you away and conquering the savage that you are either
>*grabs key to chastity* >throws it down the drain >"oops, clumsy me, I guess you'll just never be allowed get an erection again >*caresses your thighs as you moan in agony* >plays with your swollen purple throbbing penis* >now go shower up and get ready, your appointment for your castration is in an hour, time to get rid of all that no good testosterone once and for all.
