>Another weekend, another creampie left inside my fatass fuck buddy >Fingered her ass and made her suck it clean.
Why the FUCK havent you lost your virginity to a fat cumpig yet? Just say some dumb feminist shit and tease them a little and they will drink your cum.
Because it's hollow and meaningless I lost my virginity to a fat slut I met here and it was the worst decision I ever made
William Lewis
>be a fucker of literal landwhales >go on Jow Forums to brag about it
if this isn't the definition of pathetic I don't know what is
Ethan Ross
How do I get a fat girl to sit on my face?
Liam Barnes
If any fat girl wants some dick reply to this
Noah Parker
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Thomas Gray
Two words: tiny dick
Jose Smith
>tfw thicc friend of mine invited me over to her house and literally said I made her nipples hard >didn't take the shot
This was a couple months ago and I'm still fucking furious at myself about it.
Ryder Sanders
Being an incel is.
Now that you have whispered into the void requesting sex, women owe you and its unfair jewish tricks if you dont get laid.
Two words: wet dick
Carter Brown
Wtf??? Bro she was being insanely obvious. Invite her over and jump her bones. Lose the V card bwfore its too late.
Connor Foster
Super like them on tinder. Dont compliment them early on, and when you do be sparing about it. Talk confidently pretending you have fucked your fair share of girls.
They want validation from men who have fucked more attractive women. Pretend you have. Make them think youve fucked prettier, more fit girls, then when THEY take the conversation sexual, tease them with little treats about how you want to fuck their fat butts and cum on their tits. But let THEM take it sexual first. Remember, youre not thirsty, they are.
Aim low. Below you on the /10 scale. Pig related let me jizz inside her then feed her the creampie the day we met, and later after I fucked her ass she sucked my dick clean.
Super like them on tinder then when they ask why you super liked them, tell them is bc you dont go for the picture perfect instagram fitness model type. Its kind of a compliment, but also a backhanded shot that reminds them theyll never be stacy. Next thing you know theyll be driving home from your place texting you how good it feels having your cum dripping out into their panties, like pig related did to me.
>Get swiped left on even by fat chicks Fuck I need new pictures, I probably give off a serial killer vibe with my house selfies.
Xavier Reed
Selfies arent ideal. Women and ESPECIALLY fatties want the ego boost of being chased by a guy who is socially accepted. No anime, no nazi larping, none of that shit. If you have to have a family member take a pic or two of you pretending to play a sport or lift or play guitar or some bullshit, do that. Pic related is the same fatty who sucks the residue from her ass off of my dick and she is a kindergarten teacher who matched me bc I took a pic with some little kid I was tutoring for money. She got into fitness and lost weight to try to make me her boyfriend lmao
A lot of them are lonely too and hope to be with a future boyfriends guy crew. Even if you have to take a pic with male cousins and pretend you have a crew of bros with whom you go out and chase beckies, youve gotta fake having a life.
Pic related again, the fat teachers ass I used to stick my dick into before getting the shit residue sucked off. Feels good man.
Also, pay for tinder pro and super like fatties and girls who are below your attractiveness. Pig related is OP fatty and she sat on my dick only a couple days after i super liked her. Landwhale told me she loves me after the third time I creampied her and i havent ever even taken her on a date, lmao!
Too bored. I just dont have any interest in doing so, call me a low T beta manlet all you want, but I have no reason, and very little desire to go out searching for random women to stick my dick in.
Wyatt Price
get it over
Dylan Morgan
>Two words: wet dick Yeah man, I have sex too, and not only during the weekend, but I do not brag about it on Jow Forums
Michael Foster
Because I'm jobless and live with my parents.
Also my room smells like someone took a shit into a bucket of cum and let it sit for 10 years.
Ayden Harris
Well shit, I guess I'll have to get ransoms to take pictures with me somehow, I guess. My friends are all in different states and I think the last pic we took together was when I was like, 17. >super like Wouldn't that make me seem desperate, though?
Bentley Bennett
It will if you follow it up by kissig their ass. Just say you thought she looked different and youre or some shit.
These are all self inflicted problems, faggot. Get a job and clean your fucking room, christs sake
James Perry
So why the fuck arent you proposing options to help robots fuck?
Luke Clark
>Robots want help This is the shit that ruined this board
There are no options Just do what you can and hope to be lucky
Henry Roberts
Plus you can just meet these girls in public and take them to an airbnb and say its your place. Pic related was 19 and living with mommy and met me at an airbnb when i was visiting her town. She made me wear a condom at first, but I took it off and told her I would just tease her. I rubbed the underside of my raw dick against her clit until she said , then she ultimately let me CUM INSIDE her teenage pussy and she isnt even on birth control.
Stop being a defeatist pussy in life and in dating.
do you date them or just go and fuck? is it clear from your messages it's just a hookup or are they expecting drinks and shit?
Jason Green
Why the fuck do you keep posting this thread you disgusting faggot. Must be the third or fourth time I've seen it now. You're trying to get robots to go out and get laid but the images you are posting of these fucking greasy cholesterol laden manatees is infact having the complete opposite effect for me.
>implying straight people get real STDs that actually matter
Lmao
Cameron Hall
>why do you keep telling us to fuck the only kind of women who would ever fuck us?
Ayden Bennett
Are you not worried about getting her pregnant you retard
Kayden Perry
Some of both. I dont make a bunch of promises, but I do take them out first if they insist on that. MOST of the time we just fuck, and they assume that once they let me hit it theyll be my gf, lol
Alexander King
you might be fuckin but a dick like that is embarrassing
Nah, she is on BC. Sometimes they arent, but cumming inside of pussy is the literal height of existence. Better than drugs. I get hard just thinking of my cum dribbling out of these fat sows
Jayden Ross
>implying anyone except coal burners and men care about dick size >he doesnt know the power of eating pussy and rubbing the clit
Wanna know how I know youre a virgin?
Jaxon Mitchell
I agree, but why are you not worried about the ones that are not on bc?
Jose Evans
the only guys who say dick size doesn't matter is the baby dicked manlets
Andrew Bailey
Thanks for the input virgin
I make them take plan B most of the time. Granted I have also cum inside of girls who werent on BC and refused to take Plan B, pic related. She even had a bastard child already but she has a hot body and she literally pulled the condom off of me and said she has a creampie fetish so i couldnt not jizz in her. I came in her a few times and the risk got my adrenaline racing...
Im pretty rich so I assume if one of these pigs gets pregnant i will just pay them like 3000 bucks to abort that shit
This rsponse was meant for youPic related is the single mommys asshole, which I licked and fingered before cumming inside her. It turned me on so bad to think of what a whore she is
Bro, can you please stop spamming this disgusting shit? I swear, you're just as bad as the tranny posters.
Hunter Reyes
Pic related is another single mommy who I came inside of even after she told me she doesnt use BC. Shes a fucking degenerate as you can see. I dunno man, the risk of it makes it hotter for me. One time she called her kids on the phone and read them a bedtime story on the phone while I was licking and fingering her ass and pussy. I even did my specialty, fingered her ass and made her suck it clean. It made me hard as hell, then after she hung up I beat her pretty hard and came in her
>One time she called her kids on the phone and read them a bedtime story on the phone while I was licking and fingering her ass and pussy Dude, you're fucking disgusting man. I'm sorry. Getting laid is probably a good idea for most robots but not this shit. Not like this.
Andrew Taylor
Its not the size that is the problem, but the aesthetics.
Daniel King
>Super like them on tinder. Dont compliment them early on, and when you do be sparing about it. Talk confidently pretending you have fucked your fair share of girls. >They want validation from men who have fucked more attractive women. Pretend you have. Make them think youve fucked prettier, more fit girls, then when THEY take the conversation sexual, tease them with little treats about how you want to fuck their fat butts and cum on their tits. But let THEM take it sexual first. Remember, youre not thirsty, they are. Fucking wow, in 2019 you have to put this much effort in just to fuck a stinky, sweaty landwhale. Lol, it truly is a clown world and I'm opting out. I'm not going to dance monkey dance for this monstrosity, I still have self respect at least.
>These are all self inflicted problems, faggot. Get a job and clean your fucking room, christs sake Fuck off loser, I'll do whatever the fuck I want and bitch about it too because I don't give a fuck what gutter scum like you or the hambeast you fuck think.
Camden Stewart
Did you have a single mommy? Do you think she ever kissed you goodnight with remnants of a random mans jizz on her lips?
Xavier Jones
>jobless incel who lives in mommys house surrounded by jizzrags thinks he can talk down to ANYONE
Lmao at your life. Im trying to help you little buddy
Nolan Morales
good to see this degenerate peon bottomfeeder finally get the backlash he deserves for being such a repulsive prick. every time he posts one of these sick images with gross words accompanying them, i gag a piece of my soul up. i hope this op burns in hell.
i do hate to see his threads getting this much attention, however.
>>jobless incel who lives in mommys house surrounded by jizzrags thinks he can talk down to ANYONE You got that right and you know why I think that? because I just do, it's that simple. you are nothing but a soulless roach, an insect to me and I'd happily squash you given the chance. We are all nothing but worthless star dust but I happen to believe I am better dust, why you ask? because why not?
Its not that bad if you're already normal. Outcast like us have to lie and scheme just to fuck pigs.
Julian Nguyen
>Outcast like us has to lie and scheme just to fuck pigs. This timeline is truly honked to shit. This must be a simulation, it's just so utterly ridiculous it's hard to comprehend. Meh, I'll just sit back laugh my ass off when it all eventually burns.
when life throughs you rocks and puts you in positions that are out of your control, your going to have to implement an adapt or die mindset in order make it through user.
thankfully i've propagandized my brain to get severely attracted to women who are overweight or obese just as much as a woman with a fit and slender build. and with that, i was able to be in relationship with a hamplanet weighing in close to 400 lbs, but I see her as an investment toward the future, as I'm currently putting her through a weight loss journey to trim her weight down to at least an overweight bmi class and slimmer her waistline. and with 2/3 of women being overweight or obese in the US, many men are just going to have settle and buy low, and put them through a weight loss program and fuck them while at it.
William Thompson
dude that bitch looks absolutely disgusting, and you're probably a gross fat sack of dogshit yourself. go fucking die
Michael James
THIS IS FUCKING GROSS oregon trail
Joseph Martin
how would you do this safely
Parker Allen
this bitch isn't attractive you fucking gross bottom-feeding garbage can nigger
David Morales
your standards don't have to be THIS FUCKING LOW
Oliver Allen
You're acting as though what he described requires a lot of effort
Juan Watson
I'm not gonna do shit. I'd rather just go without if I can't get a girl I'm attracted to and who is healthy. >inbf lower your standards broooo My standards are already pretty damn low, I just don't want an obese or a deformed woman. A girl whos a little chubby is more than fine.
Liam Hill
>licking a single moms ass and pussy you are literally the scum of the earth. i fuck hookers in SEA and that is more dignified than what you're doing. you're LITERALLY digging through the genetic trash of america. absolutely repulsive and revolting. this is worse than being a virgin you fucking faggot
Anthony Nguyen
Too much for 3/10s
Aiden Carter
It shouldn't be any effort at all to fuck hamplanets. It's utterally ridiculous that they think they deserve high status men who are chased by loads of women. These fat bitches should date down if anything but it's a clown world so that's not going to happen.
Parker Wood
>when life throws you rocks what the fuck are you talking about you chumscrubbing faggot >adapt or die "adapt" means be so lazy and pathetic (and probably repulsive as fuck to look at) that you eat single moms pussies and assholes and show off these repulsive manatees as some kind of trophy >propagandized my brain translation: i'm a lazy bottom feeding faggot and have zero shame whatsoever. >settle and buy low no fucking thanks you human piece of dogshit. god damn i hate you. you're worse than a whining incel. fucking christ dude.
Josiah Lopez
>i fuck hookers in SEA How safe are they? you surely wear a condom right?
Jack Jenkins
sometimes i don't but you can get a rapid 5 minute hiv test for like 20 dollars there. most of the time i wear a condom. the reality though is i dont actually care anymore. im 28 and my life is going nowhere so if i get hiv it doesn't matter
Matthew Russell
How often do you travel there? do you travel alone? also, which countries are the best for women?
Brandon Jones
you have less dignity than an incel - get some standards
Bentley Perry
I was there for 7 months (6 in thailand, 1 in phillipines) with money i came upon in an anonymous way. yes i travel alone, and i personally think its the best way to go.
if you wan't comprehensive info go to thailandredcat.com/ and also search for redcatphillipines. its worth a trip user. i highly endorese it. book your hotels on agoda too
Henry Cooper
lol the absolute state of fatties
Isaac Phillips
Not even that guy, but Jesus Christ your responses are straight up cringe.
OP is trying to help you sad sacks of shit. All of your female standards are on such a high pedestal that they're in the stratosphere. Only wanting virgins, women that have never been in a relationship, cute, thin, beautiful women. Meanwhile, if you look into your jizz stained mirror and turn on enough lights in the dank, cum crusted, moldy tendies lair of a shit hole you call a room, you'd see a 1/10. No jobs, living with mommy and daddy, no hopes, no future. At least get your dicks wet by aiming for women in your own league. Go ahead and hit up that fat, ugly, autistic, weaboo that's obsessed with anime. It's essentially the female version of you.
uh no, faggot. as someone who's fucked 100 roasties/prosties i can thoroughly contend that its better to be incel/volcel than stick your dick in ANY of these disgusting pieces of shit that this undignified bottom feeder is trying to champion. there's plenty of girls that are less than attractive but NOT FAT WALRUSES. fucking fat girls is not enjoyable, not satisfying, and they're pussies look gross. shut the fuck up
Logan Roberts
>At least get your dicks wet by aiming for women in your own league
2 wrongs don't make a right.
Ethan Allen
liar detected originaliniani
Sebastian King
>ur a roach to me
>le edgy misanthrope
Cringe
Blake Bailey
I'm cringing at you lol. Again, insult with all you got, I still think I'm better than any CEO, politician, philanthropist. The person who comes first in this world is me, anyone else is garbage.
Cameron Gray
>Fingered her ass and made her suck it clean You made her suck her own ass? holy fuck that's impressive
Brody Taylor
Baste and fatpilled
Nah lol im fit
No fucking shit? Neither are you or most of this board
>genetic trash >says the incel >about someone who reproduced and passed their genes on
Lawl
Cameron Lewis
Lol, ur so mad. I fucked pig related too. Slapped those fat knockers around. Girl is a fucking idiot but at least she let me bareback. Made me pull out and jizz on her ass though.
We really need to do something about these 14 year olds.
Jordan Wright
Youd be surprised how kinky and disgusting the average girl is. Pic related is the girl in OP. This is her showing me shes sucking her own finger clean after fingering her own asshole.
Fatties are similar to incels in that they are deprived and have spent a lot of lonely time watching more and more intense porn. Anal play is vanilla to them.
>We really need to do something about these 14 year olds. Again, I don't give a rats ass what you think of me lol. If you think this offends me you are just as much of a brain dead normal maggot subhuman as we stereotype you to be.
Connor Reyes
BRO these bitches are FUCKING NASTY. You are beneath any incel and virgin. you are a gross rodent of a human being i want this thread culled. you deserve to exist in the sewers with rats and parasites