Femanons, would you like a lanklet? Would you just be settling?

Femanons, would you like a lanklet? Would you just be settling?

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I only date manlets sorry

What this user said but unironically, I'm 5'2 so I won't date anyone taller than 5'9

why are women's standards all over the place

Don't play games with me, a lanklet is what I want. You're in high demand.

>"oh, my last boyfriend? He was 6'1". Teehee."

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are you fucking serious? i'm not kidding when i asked that, all my previous exes have said i'm too skinny, etc. i'm about 5 10 and 130lbs, i started working out but i just don't care for it.

Who is she?
My brother is 5'7 and 120lbs. I hope you're larping

He's 5'1 actually

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I'm not larping in the slightest, seriously. I've been told I'm too skinny, I need to bulk up, need to do this, need to do that, and yada yada yada unto infinity. I'm sick of not being liked for me but that's the thing, nobody likes me for me. Getting sick of it.

This might come as a shock to you, but not all women are the same. They all have different kinds of standards, and it all just depends on the person. Biggest redpill I've ever had to swallow desu.

Yeah but when the general consensus is always "I'm just not romantically attracted to you" it becomes sickening. Why is NOBODY I talk to romantically interested in me? I get that I sound like an incel right now but this has only been the past 2-3 weeks, I'm just getting fed up with it.

Do any fembots want a 6'3" user with a 6.5" penis? I'm a big guy for you.

user u should be sick because you are fucking sick
Like the fuck man? You gotta eat

Ohhh mama look at those thick thighs, so sweet

They're just thots with a pleb-tier taste in men, don't worry. You have the ideal figure based on those stats.
t. 5'5/105lbs

i'm not hungry, i don't enjoy being alive. i used to be 135 but i stopped eating after my friends up and left.
i dunno about that but thank you

>Why is NOBODY I talk to romantically interested in me?

Because you're not making a basic effort at being attractive because you "don't care for it".

There are girls out there not making the female equivalent of "basic effort" at being attractive because THEY don't care for it. And they're landwhales with unshaven underarms and legs. Are those the girls you're asking out?

5'8 guy here.

Do I pass as manlet?

I'm not into tall and skinny at all but that's my best friend's type. I mean, male models are sex symbols, Benedict Cumberbatch got voted year's sexiest man once. Obviously some women like it.

yeah, actually. my ex was basically that and i thought she was pretty hot. she didn't think i was jack shit though and that's why i'm sitting at home alone. even when i put in basic effort it's not enough.

Yes please. Drop an @

REMINDER THAT THEIR ARE NO WOMAN ON THIS BOARD

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I like really lanky guys because then I can stuff them with food and secretly get them fat. (I have a feeding fetish.) I love seeing a guy who was once skin and bones suddenly have a beer belly/ball gut. Really erotic for me. Anyone else?

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I specifically only like skeletal guys, although height isnt as important just a plus.

That is an insanely rare fetish for straight women. Like, rarer than snuff, bestiality, or sounding.

>tfw no skinny submissive black bf

well i'm skinny and submissive but i'm not black
honestly sounds pretty hot but i would rather be chunky than just having a beer gut
fair enough, where the fuck are they though?

i want her to sit on me and crush my fucking skull

I have yet to meet a heterosexual women with this fetish. Luckily I'm bi so I have access to woman gainers but anytime I wanna see a starter gainer belly on a guy they're gay. I have to use PornHub Gay to see a guy fatten himself up.

Sometimes it hurts to be alive

I am 6ft6 and always say I am 145 lbs when in actuality I am 135 but people think it is too tall and too skinny.

Post hands pls, originally.

Hetero Sapien#3715
Larpers need not apply.

any fat chicks out there that would like a lanklet dude? seriously, i don't want to be settled for and i have been before.

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Okay I will but it will be in To avoid a ban

I freaking love lanklets
Unfortunately I'm fat so I have no right to demand a skinny guy.

Oh you said hands plurally. I will fix

I never got the whole face sitting thing but holy shit I would actually let her shit in my mouth

literally fucking love fat chicks you have given me hope. there is nothing like a cute tummy and big ass thighs, etc

Draw ur body in mspaint NOW. I might let u be my gf

i'm pretty sure
fat chick+lanklet is a stereotype relationship
nerdy twink lookin guy and a fat chick
they love each other
i'm a fat chick btw
i love me some slendermen

I think it depends on the weight. I like girls with some chub, a cute face, and nice voice most. There was one 10/10 chubby girl who was into me and I fcked it up.

Asking for myself, what about guys who are skinnyfit? I used to be a total lanklet and I'm still skinny but I work out a lot now and have put on enough muscle to start looking good. I'm not ottermode or skellymode, but somewhere in between and i'm really not sure what to make of it dessuu.

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op here, this is me right now.
was with a bigger girl for a while who had been my best friend for like 2 years beforehand. i loved her but she barely felt any human emotion so unfortunately, it didn't work out. she had a bangin' body and amazing hair. gorgeous, honestly.

see with the way r9k looks at weight=body type
i can't actually take you saying she was chubby as her actually being chubby
because i've seen people on here call average sized females chubby soooooo

Avg is chubby at least.in Burgerland where everyone is fat

No, she was legitimately chubby. My ideal girl usually changes looks based on who I have a crush on. The real attraction to this girl was that she had the best voice I ever heard from a woman.

yea my bf is a lanklet and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
i hope he loves me so much too


pic related its him
I am gonna make a cardboard cutout of him soon

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i was going off of BMI, jackass

that's nice, i'm sorry you fucked up, how did you?

Well I started falling for her and cut it off because I was too shy about relationships at the time.

what happened after that? : ( did you just stop being friends? whens the last time you talked to her

Why are you calling me a jackass? Wanna fire me asshole? The truth is the avg woman in America is legitimately chubby. and I like it

Seeing as I'm 6'2 I'll take anything at this point. Not interested in hookups tho

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im 6'1 6'3 with shoes

We last spoke in late July. I tried talking to her again but she never responded. I stopped replying because I felt like an orbiter at that point, sending messages to no avail.

No one asked you. The thread is for femanons and height alone does not mean lanky. The amount of desperation in this thread, jesus.

>Why is NOBODY I talk to romantically interested in me?
probably because you're an uninteresting person focusing too much on relationships when you should be improving yourself as an individual desu

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Oh, sorry I didn't clarify I'm a 6'2 female

average in america is chunky because we have 600lb people and then 90lb people
everyone needs to get their shit together

i'm sorry, friend
i feel you though, pretty sure i fucked up any potential anything with everyone i'd ever legitimately loved soooooo
do you wanna be my lankletbf

tell me more about yourself pls
t. 5'5 94lbs boy

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Srry I'm kinda fit with 7" wrists. Not a skelie anymore

sounds like me
except for having a "bangin body"

not the same femanon but i felt like doing it

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Okay. Where to start? I'm 24, reddish blonde... my ancestry is Dutch ,Irish, and Lebanese. My dad was a giant so I think I got my height from him (6'9,maybe taller?). Most of the men in the Netherlands where I live don't mind flirting but they never take it any further. It's awkward. I'm awkward. Kind of clumsy and stupid. Not the best catch in the world lol

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i'm not an uninteresting person but i've been depressed for a while - but then again, who isn't these days. i'm sick of improving myself when i know i'm not the bottom of the barrel yet i'm treated like it.

Uh I could be your lanklet bf but idk if it would work online. Are you in the USA?

you sound cute but i want to know more about you as in what matters!!
what are your general interests, taste in music, favourite artists, outlook on life, etc

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Forgot to add I used to live in the US but we moved back to Netherlands for my grandparents declining health anf job reasons. Ive lost a lot of my English skills

Oh, mb lol. I'm into horticulture a lot since my mom is a botanist. I like art films, photography, birdwatching, hiking....uhhh. I'm also a psychology major. Kinda boring desu, not much else

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yes, i am
what time is it? : >

8:56 right now. What time is it there? I would say that obese is not cute though. I think chubby is cute being unhealthy is never really attractive.

you sound cool :)
i've been birdwatching a few times and take a lot of photos in nature when i go for comfy morning walks as its one of the few places i feel at peace with and have semi-recently found interest in philosophy and psychoanalysis so i guess we kind of have things in common
as for the netherlands i visited the amsterdam twice (i live in england), it's comfy and i think i'd like to go there again
pic related is a recent photo of mine

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Why are ur legs so muscley? Work? How tall r u
>Tfw no chubby Amazon GF to crushy face with her thighs

>the amsterdam
my brain lagged i'm sorry LOL

Women prefer tall, skinny guys with feminine features to even average height muscular guys with masculine features. Height really is 90% of attraction for women.

10:00 pm, i'm overweight so if thats an issue ig step away friend

honestly, i'm not sure how i got to the point of having strong legs? probably lugging my fat ass around my whole life
whenever i work out i focus it a lot on legs and abs too
i'm looking for a job, hard in these streets though, i'm 5'9''

Fug I'm 5'8, be my Amazon GF if in cai

Just kidding FUCK FLORIDIANS

be my boyfriend ill cherish you

Sit on my face. I'm a 5'7 manlet

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Overweight is fine. Most of the girls I have crushed on were overnight but it all depends. Usually they are still fit but it was because of meds or past conditions (like anorexia) that made it so they had trouble keeping their weight down. It is just the stuffing mc donalds in your mouth kind that puts me off.

i don't eat a lot, i've actually steadily lost weight over the past year because i've ate less and less and now anything more than a regular serving of food makes me feel gross so i never eat more than twice a day
i call myself "low-spectrum fat person" because i wear clothes right at the cutoff
i'm almost thin enough now to wear the high numbers in nonplus-sized clothes

hmmmmMMMMMmmm can i just hold you ? ? ?

Is it true only European women like skinny guys? So far that's been my experience here, only European girls were interested in skelly guys.

i love skinny boys, i'm american, i could just be an outlier though, plus i'm fat, so

Well I posted my contact and stats here (do not judge plox) I might be too young but am mostly looking for people to talk to occasionally. If I seem bad you can just ignore me but you could try talking to other nice anons from this thread.

op here i love fat girls and i'm a skinny guy, looks like i won the fucking lottery

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That'd be okay as well

i added you, user

OP wanna give me your contact too?

okay, user, c'mere

Okay, I'll polevault into your bed

I have no interest in relationships atm, but a lanklet would be nice, considering his hands were big and bony.

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yeah i guess, what do you want me to give you, discord?

Are you fat and why no relationship?

skinny socially awkward male is not the equal to a 500 pound hairy woman

I thought I was the only one lol.


These porn ads are getting out of control

6'3 160lb master race reporting in, ladies line up single file and wait your turn

yes, discord works

JellyBelly#6044
lets talk

I am skinnier and taller than you.

What about us lads who want a lanklet girl?

And gayer

This. I want a witch looking girl that's taller than me