Does penis size still matter if you are a Chad?

Does penis size still matter if you are a Chad?

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Tbh no

They might spread rumors around that you have a small dick if you're average or below average, but your face, body, and status keeps people coming back to you. Do you think every rock star or pop star has a massive dick? It's all mental.

yep. when i was in high school i knew which guys from OTHER high schools in my city had small dicks. thats how catastrophic that shit is. I know one of my friends has a small dick because every girl he had sex with would talk shit about it

Is that guy a eunuch?

But wait, why did they leave him his balls?

this is ultra cope. it absolutely does matter and cripples your social reputation. most rockstars have big dicks because they wouldn't become famous without the confidence of having a big penis to survive the rise to fame. lil peeps dick was 10 inches (what a shocker)

>tfw you join the warwick rowers
>known for getting naked every year for charity
>have the smallest dick

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>lil peep had a 10 inch dick

No way.. it was probably average.

yes, a woman would either mock him behind his back or use it to ridicule him any time something goes wrong in the relationship.

If you're literally average it doesn't matter for shit. You can still fuck and women either won't care, because you're Chad, or will make snide remarks about you in public but fuck you on the down-low.

nope. 10 inches faggot. he asked his gf on a vid chat and she said 10 inches. suck it

ok if you're average, sure, but if you have a small dick there's no escaping social collapse

>asked his gf

She's gonna say anything she thinks he wants her to say

women have no idea. it was propably no more than 8. also believing women big yikes mate

He died because he had a microdick bro

>Believing women

Big mcfreaking yikes from me, friend

>They might spread rumors around that you have a small dick if you're average or below average
>if you're average

Lol, fuck off with that shit, I have a totally regular sized cock, and lots of girls have told me it is "big." Woman wouldn't know 5 inches from 8 inches if it beat them across the face.

Still trying to find out if this guy's dick was amputated or something. There's nothing there.

This HAS to be a physical injury, right? That guy is not in the range of possible human dick sizes.

what does Jow Forums consider small?

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Ok lmao

You're right on the second part though, women can't tell dick size for shit.

He's just a tiny dude, senpai.

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PLS tell me it's photoshoped

maybe he's some kind of extreme grower?

Who is this dude and where is his penis

This. I know an army chad who is weirdly open about his tiny dick, even going so far as to whip it out when drunk. His confidence gets him laid a lot

these guys look eugenic as fuck

You can be the best looking guy in the world, but can't be a Chad if you have a microdick

>Woman wouldn't know 5 inches from 8 inches if it beat them across the face.
this level of cope is outstanding

Mostly no. Especially if it's a respectable size when hard. Shit the Irish fuck like rabbits so only in porn.

This is an actually accurate chart

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> I know one of my friends has a small dick because every girl he had sex with would talk shit about it

At the very least, it didn't stop him from having sex. I have a 7.6*5.3 inch (albeit BPEL) dick and I'm a kv in my late 20s.

That being said every time I'm feeling down about myself all I need to do is go to the men's room and remember I decent sized penis. Sometimes in life you gotta roll with it and realise you can't have it all. Some tiny dicked guys end up getting lots of sex but get rumours spread about their tiny dicklet, others have big dicks but end up being khvs. Would I trade places with that small dicked guy? Perhaps, perhaps not.

desu if you're over 5 inches and have okay girth you're fine, unless she's a size queen, but most women aren't

women are terrible at gauging how big guys are anyway and will frequently overestimate when bragging to their friends about how big their last lay/boyfriend is

im fat so my penis is small like that when soft and only like 4.2 inches when hard
guess its okay since i can lose weight and it would be bigger, so im not stuck with it
still slept with girls, confidence in it seems to be more important

Dickwaving is such utter stupidity. To get a girl to sleep with you you have to be handsome rich charismatic etc, not pull down your shorts in public and start shouting at her that "its 1/2 an inch above average" while pulling out some "survey from online. Unless you have those other qualities then dick size means nothing, while if you have those other qualities then dicksize will mean nothing.

You can gain up to an inch for every 30 pounds you lose.

>L
>16-18
Nah. Everything needs to be bumped up by 2cm or so.
>XS
9-11cm.
>S
12-14cm
>M
15-18cm
>L
19-21cm
>XL
22+

Differentiating between "XL" and "XXL" is pointless.

generally no but what you've got there in the photo is a nubbin, not a penis.

Xl reporting in.

is 20.32 cm really XL?

Well having a big dick certainly doesn't matter if you're not Chad.

Lies, damn lies and statistics.

And that's just pure lies.
No woman considers 16-18 cm large.
Everything in there needs to be bumped one level over.
Anything under 15 is S.
16-19 is M
20-24 is L
Anything above is XL, no point having XXL.

>not pull down your shorts in public and start shouting at her that "its 1/2 an inch above average"
Try doing it if it is 3 or 4 inches above average.
Might get a better result.

That's a really hot picture
Tfw will never bully chad for his small dick as he's taking it from behind

Your key words here is when:
>When I was in high school

Shit doesn't matter once you're grown

>they wouldn't become famous without the confidence of having a big penis to survive the rise to fame
This makes absolutely no sense. Fame has everything to do with skill, popularity and connections. Russell Brand has a pathetic penis but he's known for fucking women.

porn has really fucked yall up...

>porn has really fucked yall up...
My dick is 17cm, I guess I would know if any chick considered it big, thank you very much.
They don't.
I even had two who laughed at how small it was.
I hate casual sex, but it's all that a guy who isn't Chad can get and it's not too often.
You can only find Alpha widows with kids for marriage nowadays and I'm not paying for some slut and her bastard.

you have a 6.6 inch dick and were laughed at? either you have a pencil dick or the chicks were complete whores.

>porn has really fucked yall up...
Also it's not a matter of how big, in the grand scheme of things, a e.g. 15 cm dick is.
It's about how big women perceive it to be.
And for them any dick under 8" is barely acceptable, any guy with a dick under 6" might as well kill himself.

This dude. This.

... you really do not know what you are talking about

Okay now you're just trolling or you're insane. These are literally lies or statements made as part of some fetish you have.

>either you have a pencil dick
Well, it's not thick honestly.
About 5.25"/13.5cm.

That is literally larger than 90% of guys. Every study generally says this. You are just blatantly calling medium small, large medium, and huge large and to what end?

Coping already?

No. I'm just staying within the realm of reality and actual statistics and outside the realm of some autist with either a huge cock worship or small penis humiliation fetish.

>larger than 90%
m8 just let em cope

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>That is literally larger than 90% of guys.

According to statistics, my dick's volume is bigger than >95% of guys. (but that takes into account the however many billions of asians and indians)

Yet, I never had a woman say it was big.
Had two laugh at it.
And the others didn't seem too pleased.

>and to what end?
Because women, in their infinite wisdom (sarcasm), don't really give much of a fuck about statistics, physical limits and how realistic it is to go for the top 1% of men dick size wise.

I just want other /robots/ to be conscious of that fact.

>I'll just ignore all the recommended data sets and chose then one that best fits my shitty argument

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Literally all the recommended data sets have 13.5 in the high 80s to low 90s. You have to go outside of those to find lower percentages

I find it rather cute, personally. You can tell he has no idea.

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>Had two laugh at it.
You've had bad luck with two size queen whores. Get over it.

found the virgin. What's it like?

I have none of those qualities and still fuck women

I honestly dont believe the calcSD average dataset is accurate and rely more on the western average is because I think all of the southeast asians and pajeets are pulling down the average penis size by a lot.
besides dont you want to compete with your peers in the west who are more healthy and better fed?

>90 percent of guys have girth smaller than 5.25
You are a retard

Yeah, I'm the one coping. God, you guys are dumb as hell to think women can't tell the difference between three inches.

Is this shopped desu? That lad doesnt look like he has a very healthy peepee.

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Honestly a lot of guys are sub-5" in girth and actually think 5" is large/impressive.

He's considering it from a female perspective. The more men a woman sleeps with, the smaller your penis will likely get in comparison as she likely runs into variously sized dicks, likely experiencing an 8-9" penis at some point in her life, probably in her first 1-5 partners. Most women who are even slightly promiscuous have tales of enormous cocks if you just ask them. "Slightly" promiscuous means, as I said before, 1-5 casual partners.

>You've had bad luck with two size queen whores. Get over it.
How many women do I have to fuck until I find one who acts pleased with the size of my dick?

I mean, it was bad enough when I was a teenager had had girls laugh at the size of my flaccid penis (I'm a grower not a shower, as people say).
My already low self-esteem simply disappeared.
Years later I finally get confidence to start at least trying to fuck chicks (still too little confidence to try serious relationships, I just don't trust women enough for something like that) and I end up with women laughing at my erect penis not once, but twice and the other 5 I've been with not acting very pleased with the size.
It's like nothing changed from when I was a teenager, except they now laugh at erect penises.

5 inch girth is NOT impressive at all. I could maybe assume it's average and not small, but definitely not big or impressive.