>kino cyberpunk cityscapes
>heavenly beaches a few minutes away
>$1 meals, $0.5 beers
>+3 bonus on your rating, bang any chick you want
>always warm and pleasant weather
>$250 rent
vs
>incel
>everything looks like walmart
>stuck in basement
>masturbating to animu/loli/shota/gayshit/ all day and crossdressing
>a coke is $5
>rent is 3k USD
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which country do you live in user? oregon trail
i run American online businesses so I could move any time I want but all my payment processors are American based. wouldn't I lose all that if I moved to SEA? and if I got a job there wouldn't it be like 30 cents an hour?
This sounds like some Big Rock Candy Bullshit.
What are the jobs like there? What country should I move to? Legitimately interested, my therapist recommended that I moved to SEA too.
I don't live there yet, have lived there for some months recently tho, in the PH
what?
>and if I got a job there wouldn't it be like 30 cents
actually no, white westerners are paid very well almost to western levels
Why don't you take a trip first and check it out
>What are the jobs like there?
well if you're a westerner speaking english or english+another western language u can easily land a job in customer care or work for some corporation since the natives speak bad english+90IQ avg
>attractive women
>everything is cheap
>having above average intelligence by America's standards makes you a genius over there
>can make a decent living
What's the catch?
>What's the catch?
it can get really hot desu and there is NO WINTER
But are they quality beers? I cannot drink corn syrupy piss water.
Winter is trash tho
they have western commercial beers and the local beers are decent
That actually does sound kind of shitty, but they do have air conditioning, right? I'll just stay inside like I do here anyway.
u're gonna beg for winter after just two months @ 35C in their """winter"""
yes there's aircon everywhere but it's still oppressive existance, a hell of sorts
imagine august all year round
It's even worse than you imagine because of the humidity.
>It's even worse than you imagine because of the humidity.
the humidity actually helps
hear me out
feeling burned to a crisp
vs
heavy sweaty oppressive weather u get used to
with high humidity you get used to it, with real dry heat you just feel like dying
plus it rains more often than western summers
So I can live a comfy life off of a salary that would leave me homeless in the US, but the catch is that it's summer year-round? Heaven, here I come!
How do you get a job (other than teaching English, which requires a degree) in SEA?
They'll just let you work and live there?
There's no way I would be able to survive anyways. I don't have an income that could sustain me and I don't know any SEA languages
Cyberpunk cityscapes? You're thinking of Bangkok and just Bangkok. HK is the real cyberpunk city, but that's not SEA nor would that be a good place for a robot to live in. Also, food isn't as cheap as what you wrote in OP in most SEA countries except for maybe Laos or Cambodia and those are true shitholes. The only redeeming thing is that you can get benzos OTC. I live in California, and the weather is much more pleasant than SEA. It's fucking humid over there.
The best looking SEA women ON AVERAGE are in Vietnam.
how's the milf scene in SEA? are they dtf? tried tinder changing location to sea but there weren't any milfs on it that i can remember
Most of SEA won't be habitable in 10 years or so with the coming climate collapse.
Have fun dying!
Bold of you to assume I'll be around that long
>Also, food isn't as cheap as what you wrote in OP
it is, you can get noodles or chiky or burgor for 80c
> in most SEA countries except for maybe Laos or Cambodia and those are true shitholes.
okay thanks for your uninformed crazy opinion
>I live in California
California is 10x more expensive than SEA what is your point incel mexican nigger?
imagine being this much of a cuck brainlet
>incel mexican nigger
based
Why does the thought of people leaving the west make you guys so angry?
what if im on probation for being black? can I just run there and wont extradite me? is it easy to just set up citizenship there? I dont have a degree or anything but I dont care about anything
what sea country has the least degenerate women? what ones let me smoke weed?
sign me up!!!!!!!!!! SIGN ME UP !!!!!!!!! SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
short answer: none
You do not belong here. Winter should be all year.
no thanks OP i'd rather shitpost on r9gay forever
plus I just started taking HRT and am gonna b a qt girl soon UwU
*CLICK* this goes in my crince compilation btw
loser
But how do I earn money?
no guns and humidity is a no for me
>no guns
the philippines have laxer gun laws than the US
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Join the military. Get stationed in Japan and live comfortably as a neet on easy mode. If white/black robot you'll get pussy every other weekend at least.
Too hot,
Too wet
No English
Cant make it as an artist
Not enough white people
Not enough cheese either, Asians dont consume much cheese