/r9gay/ - #765

are you a different guy or are you the same one that was asking for a guy but his name was like P or D or something, I just know it wasn't C what is it with all these anonymous letters

Anons why am I so belligerent if I feel bad after being overly hostile?
Tell me your hypothesizes.

He probably does not deserve someone better.
You were probably fine for him, you should keep talking.

I'm too much of a clingy autist. Every message I sent to him feels like I am being a bother. He's always the one helping me out with my repulsive personality. He means a lot to me. I miss him so much.
Maybe some of the anons who posted here came from the letter thread?

Sup anons. Having some ice cream and watching shitty videos on YT because bored. How are things?

so am i can you stop copying me this is really weird

Hey I was just about to do that
No one is copying you it's just the only thing to do sometimes, especially when you're too tired for vidya but still can't sleep and need to fill that gaping hole of lonely emptiness.

I understand that feeling but if he's always helping you he still wants you around user!
You should stick with him!
I'm a little envious of you to be honest, you have someone willing to help you with your clinginess and help you, you shouldn't try to leave for their sake unless they tell you to leave.

Well user I don't know what to say, that's odd. What are you watching?

mother is dragging me to the store at 9pm because she ran out of pop. Its my first time out in over a year, I don't want to leave my hiki cave. All because she's scared of going out after dark.

I wish I had a bf to go with or something.

something cooking related because the ice cream isn't enough

Buy something you like at the store to feel more comfortable.

>bf found out i used to have a gf

maybe i'm a little autistic but i ended up leaving the old thread open and refreshed it after it died and all of meow's images are deleted what does this mean!!!!

fav pornstar r9bi??

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I remember a while ago meow didn't like people stealing images.

Loneliness is what I feel all day everyday

if you like anything girlier than traps or femboys youre not allowed here

>tfw ywn be good enough to get any kind of bf whatsoever

only boys have been posted, even by anime standards let's try to keep it that way please? it's been so long since we've had a purely male /r9gay/ and the OP has given me hope

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if you like traps or femboys youre not allowed here

Meowbe the mods are finally cracking down on him being an annoying avatar using tripfriend.

If you keep it up for a while they'll eventually crack down and start banning you.

who even is that?
who even has a favorite pornstar?
that's retarded normalfag shit
git out

I like femboys, what'cha gonna do about it.

Bi people are gay too yknow

laugh at you when they get gross past 25

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i remember when your head caught flame...
it kissed your scalp and caressed your brain

How are you supposed to find gays if you have no idea where to find the gay scene in your town or a city near you?

i'm angry that i recognized the lyric as soon as i saw it, and twice as angry that it's being repeated here this isn't the time or place
>the gay scene
well don't get into it to begin with, kind of icky user

I'll just get a girl when that time spins around :^)

why angry?

I'd rather get into the gay scene than be alone

and you end up with a roastie, I truly envy you user

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you had no right putting that song into my head right now
i don't think it'd be too hard to figure out where local normalfag gays gather in your town/city. just google gay bar nearby, or if you're truly desperate you could see if your city has a subreddit and looking for any mentions of a gay area nearby. you're not a boomer (i hope) navigating through the internet and getting information shouldn't be this hard

and you end up with some old hairy dude that has the brain of a roastie
you really should envy me

>implying women don't age worse than men both mentally and physically

How do I find a bf that
>knows how to make me laugh
>makes my feel comfortable around them
>can be intimidating when he needs to be
>can protect me
>encourages me to be stronger
>can be depended on when life deals me a bad hand
>I feel like I could proudly bring them home to meet my family
>makes me feel cute
>appreciates me
>knows how to hold and caress me
>is taller than me
>is fit
>shares interests or has a cool interest that I dont really expose myself much to but enjoy doing it with him because hes passionate about it
>is a health enthusiast
>would eventually be comfortable moving in together
>monogamous
>uncut
>top

Ignoring the fact that you put monogamous so down the list, if
>uncut
is a very important thing to you, might as well give it up now if you're in America

I've tried those and the only lgbt community I found was some ngo full of lesbians and trannies. The nearest gay bar to me is pretty barren and only attracts straight grills, old boomers and couples. I've only seen mentions of cruising locations in the city near me.

you've got all this to say user but what exactly can you offer in return? sounds like you just want a validation machine

how much money would you kiss a boy for? if less than 40k then you're gay and belong here ;)

men age better but only for the purposes of looking good to women
old solid snake is handsome, for example, but I'm not really interested in cuddling or fuggin him
and him being gay means no chance of aging well mentally, gays have women brains, they're the exact same, they expect their every whim to be catered too and pampered and not have to do anything

women do not age that well but they do age better for the purposes of fuggin, plus if you're older, you can trade for a younger woman and it's not as weird

it's simple stuff, autistic, but simple and probably why I will never find romance :T

How do I find a bf that
>is monogamous
>wants to have feelings for me before sex
>is not morbidly obese
>is a vigin
>is under 5'10
>has dick under 7"
>is not an asshole
>is not a exclusive top or bottom
>is willing to love a 4.5/10 uggo
>is not on the other side of the planet

>The nearest gay bar to me is pretty barren and only attracts straight grills, old boomers and couples.
I'm not the user that you were replying to but if this is all that's nearby then that's all you can really expect. Just make a grindr and/or tinder and see what it leads to, specify that you want friends only if that's all you honestly want. Otherwise, just go with whatever comes up. If you can't find a centralized place where faggots gather just talk to the ones that are making themselves known to begin with.

>is not morbidly obese
>is not exclusive top or bottom
>is willing to love a 4.5/10 uggo
>is not on the other side of the planet
unicorns aren't real user, sorry to be the one to tell you

I could bargain on the top/bottom thing and the distance factor if it helps my chances.

compromise*
Sorry for being a tard

i think it's the fact that you're 4.5/10. obviously people like to rate themselves lower/higher than the actually are but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're being truthful... would you be fine with an equally uggo 4.5 guy? not trying to get your hopes up, just figuring out if you're even worth anyone's time to begin with

>face is red
is it over?

how do i get a bf that
>is human
>doesn't hate me

>Tinder
That place is full of beautiful people who probably would not even consider talking to me.
>Grindr
People there seem to only want hookups and those who want more tend to be way out of my league.

Tell us what you like, your hobbies and the like. Maybe some user will like you.

There's nothing worth knowing about me.

If he loves me I'd be happy with a 4.5/10 any day, could even go lower to be honest

What music do you like?
What anime do you watch?
You like vidya? What's your favorite beer and cigarette?

>That place is full of beautiful people
>tend to be way out of my league.
Jesus you haven't even presumably been in one of these apps and you're being this pessimistic? What are you even trying to accomplish by figuring out where gay guys hang out, what would make it any different than Tinder or grindr? They'd either just go for hookups or they'd be too pretty by your own standards for you to interact with them, did you just feel like whining?

>guy comments on every instagram i post
>he's 4/10 bi
every time..

>bi guys actually worship this

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that's disgusting never post it again

what is that?
as a bi guy I do not worship any form of genital that is the stupidest shit I've ever heard of
>worshipping genitals or organs that provide sexual pleasure

>What music do you like?
all kinds
>What anime do you watch?
none
>You like vidya?
i guess
>What's your favorite beer and cigarette?
alcohol and cigs are degenerate

be my bf now oqewt

>gives vague answers
yikes user

>losing virginity was so bad ive been scared of sex ever since
dont even watch porn or masturbate. no gay would want that baggage to work through and a no sex relationship is impossible for gays.

sometimes i wonder what kissing a boy is like, then i get upset because people in this thread will sooner have sex with a boy than try and be cute and have a relationship first

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posting this shit till bifags leave

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>i'm gonna ruin the thread for everyone
i don't like bifags but you're a retard

I JUST WANNA TALK TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
why dont you let me explain myself? please
i just wanna be friends. i miss you D, allow friend requests on your discord

>tfw gay but bi
;)

I've been on both. I just assume that irl I'd find people who are not completely out of my leage.

Unironically this. I just want to find a guy who wants for love to cone before sex.

posting this shit till bifags must leave fag leaves

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>tfw no bf to convince me to stop murdering my thumbs

What exactly is Tinder then? An alternate fucking reality? I've seen an equal amount of uggos and borderline models the few times I've bothered looking through it, either get a bit of confidence or just don't bother at all

all this is going to do is make the gay bots leave because you're shitting up the thread with actual grotesque bullshit. all bifags do is try to get a reaction out of people, if you don't reply and change the subject instead nothing comes of it and they get the hint that this isn't the place to come fishing for (you)s.

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ok i am now your bf

I just assume that only beatiful people bother with tinder while the less good looking people go somewhere else.

Keep assuming that and stay alone then, I don't know what else you want me to say

not even fishing for you's, just kinda hangin out, lookin for a cutie pie
nice img btw

what's your ideal date /r9gay/?

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ANY DATE I DON'T CARE WHERE WE ARE I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND SO FUCKING BAD

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Anything with a man who actually cares about me tbqh

I've always thought a park or picnic would be cute, as long as it's somewhere quiet and it'd be just him and I alone I wouldn't really mind specifically where

for some reason i only fantasize about dates in the fall/wintertime... summer just seems like it'd be too hot outside to do anything fun but i know it'd be possible. either way i'd just like walking through a nice chilly forest while we're both bundled up and walking close together. it'd be pretty cute and comfy

>going down on boi butt gives me acne
why does god hate us so much?

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we walk around the forest looking for a spot to eat our lunch, just him and me in the quiet forest, eating lunch

>why does god hate us so much?
i think you already know that, sodomite.

I unironically can't think of a date idea
Pretty sure that's called herpes, also stop girlposting we've got a boy streak going on

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btfo christcuck.

>bf goes down on me
>comes up with brown mustache
>too embarrassed to tell him and he leaves to work

>tfw no bf that looks exactly like this image

Is having a deformed face a dealbreaker? Asking for a friend.