Hey user, why didn't you come over when we asked you to?

>hey user, why didn't you come over when we asked you to?

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what do groups of sweat titties smell like?

Shut up OP you stupid fucking loser pile of dogshit nigger

nice quads
based

>tfw you can't marry all of them at the same time
sigh

Not a single black girl in sight. I wouldn't regret it.

>female specimen having my phone number

What would a chad response to this snap be?

reply with
>nope lol
and just go about your business

picture relations

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>checked m8

I'd love a pile of titties

been there, done that. literally smelt like a chinese fish market

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Because I have standards. Besides, I don't like orgies

>can't impregnate them all at the same time

real life sucks

>Because I have a fever, I told you. I've been ill for the past week and a half.

>a bunch of ugly white roasties
Yeah, I'm glad I stayed home and played video games

STOP TEASING ME YOU DEVILISH SIRENS FUCK OFF

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>no ass shots

0/10

>What do you mean? I've been here the whole time!

>I've been here the whole time!

sure thing buddy

>no way fag
and then go eat pizza with the bros

showing up anyway

yep. If only polygyny was legal

Based bi Chad. Just how he uses sexy girls to please his cock he then power bottoms for BBC to make him feel good

Nah just fucked my gf I'm good

What does this room smell like, bros ?
origiblox

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>why exactly would i regret it?

Just being totally playfully dismissive towards the amount of tits lined up. Kek.

Stanky pussy and asscrack

Honestly probably girl perfume and it probably smells amazing

Does exposed pussy smell like anything ?

Up close it does yeah and it's not too nice but the whole room wouldn't stink of it, that's just an incel fantasy

amusingly, this situation would not have come to pass were there a guy in that house.

Show up drunk and naked and hope for the best. I'm usually drunk and naked anyway.

The hell would I regret?
>also implying I would ever get a message like that

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simply incredible

when my wife and i got separated my work gf invited me out for drinks in her hot tub with her female friend. they were topless, really made my night

sweatty hot tub tits

wtf I was expecting a group of femboys by the thumbnail
Fuck that, I'm not coming to a roastie party

They seem so happy, they certainly don't seem like they are missing anyone

I want a cutie like that blonde. Any chance of sauce OP?