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>a beta bin lift
literally what?

>The Beta has a lifting capacity of 500 kgs

Mayuri and DM btfo by a beta

What's the matter anonski

I watched you change
Into a fly
I looked away
You're on fire
I watched a change in you
It's like you never had wings
And you feel so alive

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>Have tummy ache
>Do a big poo
>No longer have tummy ache
Even for shit it smells bad.

Say hello to Billy Badger. He's a very good kid. Special critter.

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I've not been in the thread in a while, can someone catch me up on the drama?

Wonder what Crona's poos are like? They must be very spicy!

no friends, no life, all that bollocks innit

Ate over 3000 calories today

is there a way to make your shit smell really bad? there's one cubicle in the staff toilets at work and short of actually blocking it i think it would be really funny to do a massive stinky poo in there before lunch time and make the dozen others smell it.

Poleaboo got stood up, threw himself into a commercial waste bin and got picked up by a Scania P280-fitted with an Olympus 23W body and Beta Trade Bin Lift. He's currently on route to a Lancaster waste to energy facility where he will be incinerated and the steam used to power SPs laptop so he can wank himself silly. All comes full circle

PHWOOOOR get it down ya BIG MAN go on my son!

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haha you lads have got to check the discord, new pic of the moni sting up

wtf he wore his 'fart loading' shirt!?

>have a look on the discord
Shan't

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shan't and can't

the funniest thing i've seen on Jow Forums is a lad on Jow Forums calling police officers "zog bots" and "poz bots"

made me crack up

Should I do something to liven the thread up a bit?

USA Women were very impressive earlier tbqhlads. 13- 0

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my bluray and figure arrived today, lads. how was your day?

Watched some TV, overate and watched The Babadook.

Wonder what helper lad is doing right now

apologies

did "moni" get arrested

There's the harbour office. Not much going on there

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>did "moni" get arrested
Nope.

hello frens. here is a picture of some cats

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what figure laddo?

righto cheerio

figma Griffith.

Should I buy some more yugioh cards lads or save my money for ps4 games

>700 quid
but what should I spend it on?

Well done pal. Now tell me what you know about the Lancaster meet. Are.your bumchums involved?

is it you lot sending tim pizzas then or what

bought two star wars black series figures the other day for 6 quid/ not bad.

buy me some chicken nuggies

can't believe that moni tried attacking a police officer and got shot to death this afternoon

Yep a fat ginger brony prick called SCEA who once said he wants to shag Tim to death

still in shock that poley put his name down to be the next PM earlier today

I have no idea about either but I'm replying so you dont feel ignored

The whole place STANK of fish.

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Absolutely based 90's jacket lad

having a comfy night in watching meme videos with gf and vaping like a fiend

how's your night going lads?

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why are you posting here while with your gf?

which ones?
I have quite a few.

Outside your house waiting for you to go to sleep so I can chop off your girlfriends tits and eat them with a nice glass of ruby port.

>ASMR crossover
>include some fat dude

Thanks anyway friend guess ill make the choice tomorrow

i have advised pizza places in the high wycombe area to pass on any payment details of pizzas delivered to that address to pass it onto the police as it is harassment of a vulnerable person.

Think sexual asmr videos have destroyed me. Cant enjoy any other form of it now

Cheers, how'd you guess that though my lad. Keen eye

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unironically based if true laddo

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just casually phoneposting because i like you guys
that sounds hot, can we share the tits between us? i've always wanted to eat tiddy flesh

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>Hello police? A Mr 'NiggerFaggotKike' has ordered another pizza for Tim. I hope this is the break in the case you need"

SCEA said they were 'free food for Tim' with means he must have paid online using his card

i don't know who that is but I think they're full of shit
they're using pizzas to harass people dude, why give them the benefit of the doubt

> Thank You! Your message has been sent to the concerning department. A member of our staff may get back to you if required.

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Jyn Erso and Cassian Andor. Bought them for their bodies. Might use Cassian's head to make a custom Felix from Narcos Mexico

looks like it was Jimmy's Pizza

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incredibly based thank you for your service

oh that's tempting
I do love my rhythm games and roguelikes

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Got my little blue shorts on haha

timmy wimmy got a full tummy from the paki delivery boss man

do they show your bulge well user?

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To a lewd degree yeah. Material is very soft and nice too. Not sure how people could wear these out desu

They're all cash orders you mong.

>They're all cash orders
>in your bank statement this transaction will show as etc etc

Wish SCEA would stop taking credit for the pizzas being delivered to Timothy James Byrne's flat.

It's the facebook page. 'Tim Byrne Memes'.

All those mugs

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Not sure if anyone I still up, but I have an exam tomorrow at 2:30, 3 hours of maths. It's going to be great. Literly decides my future at uni. I just need a pass, 30%. I'm a little worried because I've been so busy and haven't had time to revise. Pray for me Bros, I'll need it.

got two kitters sitting under my desk lads. how are you this fine night?

i probably could because i have no bulge

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why user what happened to your penis?

>in your bank statement this transaction will show as etc etc

'Predicted change 7.01'

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its smol and estrogenized

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You seem shook user.
>It's the facebook page. 'Tim Byrne Memes'.
thanks will forward the page to them

Kikenight the true saviour of these threads

how are your noncy little ham hams

you mean atrophied
though I don't expect you to have a grasp of biology, even though you really, really ought to

>how are your noncy little ham hams
The ham hams are well, very snugged. Comfy and safe. Thanks lad.

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Rolled up my four evening joints lads, and it's raining all night....!

Who here comfy lad?

slowly drinking this bottle of cheap tesco dark rum. it's nice to feel my back relax a little bit.

watching wrestling, rubbing my kitties tum tum

>3 years ago I chose a random uni course to stave off NEETdom
>final exam was last week

Fucking hell, this might actually be it. Did warehouse work over Christmas, would genuinely rather kill myself than go back to dead-end manual labour. But I'm also a pathetic sack of shit that can barely talk to a cashier, let alone get a decent job. Might as well spend a few weeks blowing through what's left of my student loan and then an hero.

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In-between the shopping centre (to the left) and skate-park (to the right)

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How many lad watching babestation...one of the few traditions we have left.

Cheap white wine for me lad

the audio editor on Babestation must have so much fun waking people up

it was a meme user, pls dont bulli me

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HAHAHA its so fucking loud. I love it. Tacky fun

Kinda want to wank but worried it'll turn gay

The clock tower

youtube.com/watch?v=VUAPXw_H07w

lmao!

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Wank to what