User, I have something to tell you

>user, I have something to tell you
>I'm pregnant
>*hugs you*
>We're going to have a baby girl, I'm so excited!
>What do you think we should name her? I really like the name Clara

Wat do?

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Her name is now Chunchunmaru

>not a biblical name
She will be named Loruhamah, after Hosea's daughter. It means "not loved."

>Wat do?
I'm not the father and i will not take the test. Good luck from now on

Dude, I'm a virgin, get the fuck out before your mockery makes me really angry.

Based, remember to take the child and abandon the mother

Since when does the Hole ever know the gender before you even know she's pregnant?

Make your greentexts more believable, k thx.

>biblical name

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>not naming your daughter josuke

>wake up
>...
It's not fair bros, it's not fucking fair.

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I wish crispy was my loving wife. I'd kill for it.

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Suspension of disbelief

Fiwfdsghqie

>"I knew that fat nut would get you pregnant."

OI JOSUKE

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>wat do?
be disappointed its not a son

>daughter
I'm outta here.

A trap can't get pregnant you dumbass

Show her Clara the cow and Clara la nuit. Also demand a DNA test.

>Wat do?

be confuss cause I don't remember being embraced by those thigs

Alice is my favorite for a daughter. Also say aah.