/britfeel/

there's a little hole above the vagina that piss comes out of

Some women have penises, deal with it

>there's a little hole above the vagina that piss comes out of
pics or larping

Big fan of how anti-tranny Cyberpunk 2077 is shaping up to be. DAY ONE PURCHASE.

Yeah, I smell it too, where the fuck is it coming from?

CDPR are single-minded on the tranny menace

If it smells like dogshit everywhere you go, look under our own shoe, paki.

it's the urethral opening

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looks like a fat penguin

Alri lads little update on buying me jacket and going to take the missus for lunch, been delayed coz I'm waiting for her hair to dry.
Won't lie, I'm bored, but I'll be patient for me better half.
What's new int new thread then boysies?

Lad i'll never unsee that

>middle of june
>can see my breath
>people outside are wearing coats

is this god punishment for normalfaggots? im loving it

>stole

we stole nothing, the colonies however stole our: form of government, technology, roads, sewage systems, language, moral values

:^)

*hacks the britfeel mainframe*

How the fuck is this weather '''comfy'''? Dark, wet, cold. I was stood waiting 20 minutes for a taxi and it was awful, felt like January

RIGHT LADS. I am SICK of being NEET. Is there any hope for a 22 year old with no work experience? I have done nothing since school. I have had mental health issues in the past however I'm not mental anymore. I'm in good physical shape also. Where do I start?

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It's the weather expressing what we feel inside.
When it's hot and sunny it punishes us. When it's raining it's our friend.

my university was 80% female so sometimes they would just use the mens toilets if the women's were full. one time a group of girls came in and nearly saw my little todger but I quickly put it away and the rest of the piss went down my trouser leg

can't wait for winter personally, hope it's another cold one like 1981/82 or 2010/11
if you like hot weather, you're a normie and should go somewhere else
also have you heard of this thing called a jacket before? that'll stop you getting cold

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>20 minute call with an old woman

It's not that cold, January is far colder, enjoy what we have now, it will get worse

I got my first job at 23, so yeah

Just apply to everything and lie on your CV

Hope someone sends our Timmy a nice tasty pizza today lads. Lad deserves one.

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Give your CV to an agency and become a Labourer.
Get your CSCS card.
Shit is like gold, you'll get a job ez.

Don't mind me, just reposting my blogpost.

OK, lads. Back from Tesco. I'm not the healthiest lad but I'm trying to eat the same calories every day.

>weetabix drink for breakfasts

Quite like them and the sugar is less than the cereal I've been eating.

>crumpets and chipotle ham for lunches

Love crumpets, I do.

>pot noodles for dinner

They aren't healthy and are trash, however, I'm a simple man with simple tastes.

>graduated, got a job and have more money/free time than I used to
>picked up reading again a few years ago
>decide to see if there's a book festival or similar where I live
>find the Manchester Literature Festival
>no brochure for 2019 yet
>download the brochure for 2018 to get an idea of what it's about
>manchesterliteraturefestival.co.uk/pages/download-brochure-31

It's fucking ALL liberal politics. Seriously, read a handful of abstracts across the brochure and it's all about fucking muslims, blacks, slavery, progressivism, trannies, abortion rights, DRONALD DRUMPF, structural racism, 'womens' experiences', immigrants, sex workers etc. etc.

Why does this shit have to poison everything? Seriously, why can't people just write good literature and discuss it and debate about it without all this stuff crammed into it?

If the 2019 festival is anything like this it's gonna be a fucking joke and I won't bother. I'm just so tired of this shit.

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like how the clit looks like a little cock, shenis confirmed as REAL

i think it's just because that's the kind of people who tend to be into literature

sounds like your a snowflake lad

>Why does this shit have to poison everything?

Because that's where the money and accolades are. It's like the movie term Oscar-bait, except it applies to whole genres of cuilture.

*turns off the heating in the thread and hands out blankets*

*carries out several tests on the thread*
yep, appears to be a stage IV tripfag infestation
there's no cure

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VERY tempted to buy Hyrule Warriors on the Switch while it's on sale. Either that or Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze. Tough decision. Hyrule Warriors seems like it could keep me busy for very long like other Dynasty Warriors games.

Great shop lad, envious of them crumpets.

I never got why people use central heating as their go-to means for staying warm. It seems crazy to me. The only place I ever have central heating on is in my bathroom in the morning between 7-8 so it's not freezing when I go to take a shower. Other than that I never use it and if it's chilly I'll just wrap up in more layers.

Can't imagine what the bills are like for people who heat their whole house every day.

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Are you a BOY, or a MAN, lads?

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bugger, we'll never be able to sell britfeel towers now

looks like im neither

am i a girl?

Men don't let facebook shitposts define them

whats the britfeel consensus then? pakipoo got stood up on his date now he's denying it and acting like it went well? and the entire thing is fictional

Fuck off SCEA you fat balding nonce.

I am indeed a hot weather loving normie

i've got a dead horse as well if you want to flog that, lad

don't give a shiny shite

He got raped by Yasim and is trying to deny it.

I written a mostly complete account on my blog

The guy I met is the most turbo chad guy who posts here, I didn't even know someone like that would waste there time with filth like the rest of us

He's 6'2

The great white bastion of Lancaster is quite far from paki infested B******ham

Reminiscing on my time in Wigan frens.

>tfw mere hours from homelessness lads

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>I written a mostly complete account on my blog
and it could all be fiction

Of coruse it's all fiction, the entire thing is fiction. "moni" isn't a real person. stop nitpicking

I know monis real I saw him in asdas a few years back, he denied I did and said I was larping since he posted about it on his blog

>it could all be fiction

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why is he always drenched in sweat and half naked?

>sweat

nope

same lad, my mum has the heating on so much. ah well, she pays the bills.

It's moisturiser. He's an actor, needs to keep his skin looking lovely.

do you think he rubs it on his cock as well

Donzm't see why not? I've decided to start moisturing mine too to keep it supple and youthful, you don't want it dropping off

>They have a CV

officially a NEET and sworn enemy of IDS from this moment forth until retakes
shall be getting very drunk tonight lads. can any NEETs ITT give me some tips?

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Wahey, caved and purchase Hyrule Warriors. Cheeky bastard, I am.

>Hyrule Warriors
so many better games out there though

Shop at Lidl mate, quality food at good low prices.

what is it then? looks like sweat to me

SCEA return to being a tripfag and take on the Poley menace. I know you can do it.

You don't choose who you love, lads.
And I love all you you. Apart from poley because he's a criminal.

Why is it that pizza is the only food I can eat with cheese on/in it?
Every other type of food with cheese makes me wretch and tastes revolting. Truth be told I like the cheese on my pizza to be browned nicely so it's not the consistency of yellow cream, but when it is cooked through I can eat a nice pizza slice after slice like nothing.

Anyone else the same?

Shut the fuck up you stupid prick, begging tripfags to shit up the thread, the state of you.

thankyou for the pro neet tip lad

I agree with Mr. Aecs here. He sounds like he knows what he's talking about

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>Can't imagine what the bills are like for people who heat their whole house every day.
42 bong a month for my small flat with gas central heating. That includes all my electricity usage too. I only have the heater on in the living room, and the one in the bathroom is always on low so it is pretty comfy

Never understood thread gatekeeping. 'Don't talk about that, nor that' contribute something worthwhile then you weird prick. Jow Forums isn't that deep.

Am I alone in saying that chilly is comfy?
If I'm too hot I can take my sweater off and trade for shorts, or I can mince about in my trackies and jumper all day.

This general does mean an awful lot to some people

Some have nowhere else to turn

I get it in more specialised threads, but in a very 'general' general then it doesn't make much sense imo.

I know where Richie Edwards is. Every 2 weeks I do a supply drop to him, largely consisting of groceries, toiletries, clothing and entertainment items.

He has over 200,000 in notes stashed away in a safe that he uses to fund these supply drops in addition to paying rent/utilities in cash

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Shut your fucking mouth cunt.
That's what I want to talk about.

SP are you moving back with parents now or will you live alone?

What would you know about it you Paki bastard? I'll take advice from you the day pigs fly, which would only be possible if you were shot out of a cannon you vile nonce bastard.

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idk I'll decide when my lease runs out I guess

imagine wanting a fat ponyfag who spread gossip about co workers like a woman and torments a schizo by sending him pizzas to go back to tripping

Agree with the others, leave Poley and his beautiful curry'ole alone! We don't want SCEA scaring him away!

Gimmick is getting oddly specific now, Shippy. You know too much.

No problem lad. Get yourself fed well.

I'd rather a Shippy and SCEA than a dirty bastard such as Moni.

Wouldn't we all
Poley is the shit which will not flush, however

Inside every incel is a beautiful trans girl waiting to blossom

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hngggg hot cola pls love me
PLS!

wish i was a tranny

guaranteed attention

>tfw can't get car insurance

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Probably because you're not a real person

Based admiral

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Anyone else's parents insult them at every opportunity?

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