Fembot Feels Thread

This is bait. If this is real she definitely is only intetested in men out of her league

Ugh ikt girl

I'm a stable but depressed bf.

You sound like quite the faggot, I mean, catch, user.

>omelettes
As a dude, the best thing my gf has given me is a bag of weed and homebaked cookies

ok your cute boyfriend has arrived, start cooking

I want brooke as my shy gf ;___;

I'll take any chick that's decent who likes me.

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sounds like you should just buy your omelettes

You'll never get what you want unless you keep fighting for it bro.

ugly shitskin

If anyone wants to listen to my venting I'd really appreciate it and I can't talk about it here because there's too much

I'm just very lost in life.

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where else would you post it on

discord
kdkdkfkfkd

if it's just listening I can do that if you want

K but you gotta prove ur a female. Timestamp handpic works
anonbvt#3229

Post your discord then I am ok with just listening

you're right. and i want my mysoginistic website.
*dberoni* *daberoni*
suck my pepperoni

>21
>speak 3 languages
>play instruments
>ivy league uni degree
>investments
>don't use social media
>blonde hair
>gym three times a week, skinny
>Pro chef
>very clean
>Read 30 books this year
>love outdoors
>not a virgin
>will probably die childless and alone cause I never suit anyone enough for a relationship

21 is still young, you can make it

>will probably die childless and alone cause I never suit anyone enough for a relationship
You WILL die childless and alone if you continue to view relationships as something you have to make a resume for

Doesn't look like it user
I've given up I don't think I actually want to be close to anyone
I'm at my parents house and them arguing over trivial matters just makes me think how much easier it is just to be alone

>>not a virgin

GTFO normiescum.
sounds like you're here only to brag about that

What instruments you even play?

i used to put my dick in my gfs puasy when she was on her side

came in her every time

I was at my sister's graduation party yesterday and for the first time in my life a guy showed interest in me. I felt like crying and all the bitterness left my body instantly.

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I am bumping this post

i love my bf so much but i dont think he likes me all that much... he can also definitely do a lot better than me and im worried hes gonna break up with me for some normie :(

I play piano and guitar, used to also cello and drums but I sold those
Doesn't matter anyway
Nothing I do matters bleh
Its all just for fun

I've been on Jow Forums since I was 12, I stopped browsing properly last year because I've been busy with investments and real life stuff but I still sometimes go in the evening.

How long have you been playing though? Would nice to share songs with you user. I play too.

temp1241541#9196

What kind of person is it that you're looking for?

>ivy league
try universtity of texas

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basically you released a thunderfart

Don't be so crass, user, it was a delicate fart of feelz.

>tfw you will never betray a fembot that you've been cultivating for months and dox her everywhere

You're right, I would never do that

Someone who does their own thing, someone who will actively progress in life like I do, someone who reads books as well and doesn't get too feely or dependent on others

kys beta oregano

I would kill you where you stood, if your head but sat any further from the ground.

>men think shy girls post thong pics online.
shy girls don't even own thongs.

tfw men are retarded.

I'm this but you probably would end up leaving cause I can be too cold sometimes but I'm also nice

Fembots, why would you ghost people? What's the reason behind it?

On behalf of all men I apologize for our retardedness, though I know nothing I say will make up for it.

I got told this year by a friend that I am cold too, it was a new realisation because I never saw myself that way but I asked a few people and they all agreed. I'm in Europe

I wouldn't, the worst I have done is been too tired to respond to someone and then just forget for a bit, but I will respond if they message me another time.

why would anyone want to deal with someone sperging out after rejection

You being ugly as fuck and having a shit body doesn't mean every girl is gonna be like that you retard. Improve your body and your ugly face and stop bitching aroj d and getting jealous over internet you low life female

Do you happen to have a contact by any chance? If not it's okay. I'm also in EU.

i'm a 19 year old girl that just got in college and wants to make a little bit of money. any advice on doing this aside from stripping or porn? i would never do those things because i wouldn't want people to search my name and find it and its gross

tfw when no qt fembot to make omelettes for and cling to

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It's okay man, I don't think it can be helped. I think it's like a deep, deep issue that starts from age 1.
Men aren't literally unintelligent, but there's something "off" there, ykwim?
I went on vacation with my friend and his dad a few years ago and they made me do all the cooking and cleaning. I even cleaned their shit off the toilet seat. Who shits on the toilet seat?

I have contact yes, gimme yours because you're the guy and I don't wanna get spammed

just find some orbiters

I do! [email protected]

Play fucking video games that's all you have to do

Eh fair enough. Email me at:

[email protected]

I don't know who that is, you can reach me at [email protected]

Sometimes yall make things really awkward and no response is the best response
other times we just dont want to talk to you (maybe you did/said something)

go to places where those types of girls might be (idk like a poetry club or something) I cant be of much help in this area since i stay at home all day

Literally this, doesnt even have to be vidya. With twitchirl you can do pretty much anything and people will give you money for being a girl

Okay wtf guys someone is pretending to be other people here

i dont play videogames thats stupid

> S E E T H I N G
get-a-load-of-this-guy-cam.png

just be honest and tell guys that you need money, even if 99% say no way that 1% of betas can help you a lot

real girl here accepting bf applications
>likes vidya, anime, EDM, metal
>likes programming and computer science
>joyful, kind, faithful, understanding
>isn't fat
>kinky and shares fetishes with me
>probably other good traits, like good singer, can cook outstanding, likes philosophy and can have meaningful discussions
About looks, 2 options:
>165-180 cm
>short dark hair
>black/brown eyes
>pale skin
>Reply to this post for a year of good luck and a gf will come to you and your mom wont die tonight
>generally looks nerdy
Or:
>180-195 cm
>long dark/browm hair
>green eyes
>tanned, fit (packs are a plus)

Is the Nathan squad here? If yes pls do your job anons. I beg you to. I implore you

>all this but programmer

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Hey this is literally me. I'm in London

My email is [email protected]

stop using r9k. it has rotten your brain and made you laughably superficial.

Dammit user this had better work or I'll find you

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I totally get it. But I think what happened with you and your friend goes even beyond that, there are other factors at play here than just gender, those people are just plain messed up for doing that

I'm also willing to take on some betas if you're interested in that position

what would this entail?

I'll give you a disproportionate amount of attention and break your heart

Real Nathan Natalie Higgins here
>likes vidya, anime, EDM, metal
>likes programming and computer science
>joyful, kind, faithful, understanding
>isn't fat
>kinky and shares fetishes with me
>probably other good traits, like good singer, can cook outstanding, likes philosophy and can have meaningful discussions
About looks, 2 options:
>165-180 cm
>short dark hair
>black/brown eyes
>pale skin
>Reply to this post for a year of good luck and a gf will come to you and your mom wont die tonight
>generally looks nerdy
Or:
>180-195 cm
>long dark/browm hair
>green eyes
>tanned, fit (packs are a plus)

Yeah, I mean
they are rich too and i'm not so there's socioeconomic factors to consider, but I know the dad's wife/my friend's mom does the mommywife thing and does everything down to virtually wiping the man's ass. Also they are used to having a maid.

I don't think so, all males are like that..

i'm neither a beta nor a man. trust me, i know based on your post that you're probably quite young yknow.

It would depend on him I guess. I usually interact with people I'm familiar with so I don't have to explain too much because they kind of know what to expect from me. If I do need to convey something in detail though I usually do it through text (a notepad or my phone or something) or with sign language. It's why I said it might be helpful if my partner was deaf too because they'd probably know sign language too. It's probably not as bad as a lot of people think it is. I don't really mind it so much compared to some disabilities. I'm glad someone thinks it's cute, small silver lining or whatever they call it.

I have to admit it is tempting

That's nice, the retirement home is that way you crank bitch

It would depend on him I guess. I usually interact with people I'm familiar with so I don't have to explain too much because they kind of know what to expect from me. If I do need to convey something in detail though I usually do it through text (a notepad or my phone or something) or with sign language. It's why I said it might be helpful if my partner was deaf too because they'd probably know sign language too. [Reply to this or you mom will die] it's probably not as bad as a lot of people think it is. I don't really mind it so much compared to some disabilities. I'm glad someone thinks it's cute, small silver lining or whatever they call it.

>All this but male

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>I do! [email protected]

be me robot
notice ''''fembot'''' gmail address
not bothering because it must be the usual basementdwelling giant lard ass faggot posing as a fembot
>tfw

>[email protected]

I see there are multiple basementdwelling faggots pretending to be fembots
>sigh!

I hope you at least got some enjoyment out of that vacation

It would depend on him I guess. I usually interact with people I'm familiar with so I don't have to explain too much because they kind of know what to expect from me. If I do need to convey something in detail though I usually do it through text (a notepad or my phone or something) or with sign language. It's why I said it might be helpful if my partner was deaf too because they'd probably know sign language too. It's probably not as bad as a lot of people think it is it is. don't really mind it so much compared to some disabilities. I'm glad someone thinks it's cute, small silver lining or whatever they call it.

this kind of projecting is why you will never find a fembot, maybe if you took a shot for once in your life you wouldn't be such a loser

I don't think so, a lot of people would be mortified if a girl ever saw their shit on a toilet seat

men do not have any shame, they wouldn't even notice they shit on the seat because its so natural a woman would clean it for them

NO!! you're a LARP.

>real girl(fembot(female(girl)))) here
>I like computer programmin--
oops, how did you understand I was born with a penis?