/namelet/

Namelet thread
lemme start
>tfw Bennett

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>Matthew
>prefer to go by Matt but everybody calls me "Matty" because my mom calls me that

>tfw Arnold
Never even had a chance.

Fuck my name, fuck fuck fuck

>Jakub

Jakup or Yakup?

>Euclid III
Would feel good if I was not a piece of shit

My first name is Chocolate, yep my ghetto ass parents named me Chocolate.

Change it to Cioccolata

Jakub, it's a common name in Poland.

My family named me Bryce. Real faggy name.

that's the type of name the crazy side-character from the hood has in movies.

Name's Youri, very uncommon where I came from (France/Switzerland), and people often can't pronounce it really well.

>Elijah
And despite it sounding how it's spelled people still get it wrong.

>given a unisex name with two states and a native american tribe associated with it despite being a complete central/northeastern euromutt

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>Jasper
everyone has told me it's a good name, some girls have even said it's cute; i'm becoming inclined to agree
i expect to be brought down a peg here desu

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that's actually a cool name tho
shouldn't hold you back

>monet
ugh

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sounds like Kasper in German which means clown

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kappu

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Here comes the monet (here we go, monet talk)
Here comes the monet
Monet, monet, monet, monet
Monet, monet, monet, monet, monet

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>Prynce

Suprisingly i was barely ever called princess

Sounds cute. You should start on HRT.

like you reeeeeeee?

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i crossdress sometimes and my pics gained traction on /b/ for a bit last year but i'm too lazy for that stuff nowadays i just wanna sleep

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no one's said my name

>Evan

It just screeches 4th grade autist

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Wayne.

It's the kind of name a trailer park autist has.

>i crossdress sometimes and my pics gained traction on /b/
post pics

>hunter
"huahhuahhuah hey hunter do you hunt a lot huahhuahhuah"
FUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFFF

i'm not trying to get doxxed and there's rules against camwhoring on this board so no, sorry user

>Sasha
I was always bullied in school for having a "girly" name

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I think Evan is pretty neutral, shouldn't attract any kind of attraction in itself
name of the most annoying kid in class

I was the most annoying kid in the class so this hurt me a bit :(

pter. my name is fucking pter. my parents misspelled my own fucking name on my birth certificate and never got it changed. fucking kill me

Hunter is a cool name

Shame. Send on discord then jalmari#6955

I laughed out loud. Holy shit do you get a bunch of magic school bus jokes
FUCKING LOL
Not the best but not the worst either.
Your parents were really pushing the limit lol
Nigga you blessed compared to Euclid and Chocolate here.
Is that even a real name?

T. Beverly
The only people named Beverly are
1. Floridian and 85yo+
2. White Real estate agents
3. The unfortunate children of non english speaking immigrants

Ngl it's pretty bad but I can't complain in the presence of Euclid, Chocolate, Arnold, and Monet here.

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i said i'm not trying to get doxxed why would i reveal my discord along with my pics

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I'd rather be named Chocolate or Euclid instead of some trailer trash autist name.

Whoops shouldn't have speedread.

peepeepoooheadmister the thridada dahsfd

one of the biggest autists i went to high school with was named hunter

>Lenin
I want to change it because I fucking hate communists.

Change it to Lemon.

tfw Dmitry
My man you're Alexander

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Last time I saw a thread like this there was a kid named "Laddle"

Just say it's Lennon instead and that your parents were pathetically cliched boomers.

These two are literally go-by-your-middle-name tier bad.

He was a great french painter, search him and when you meet someine new tell them about this to sound interresting

>Ryan
Its not that bad, it just seems so generic.

Bases african god

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I keked so hard, cant you go change it on your own or is it not worth the effort?

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My name translates in english as dew or maybe coolness

nah dude Lenin was based

>Chance
People call me chance the rapper all the time and it only fuels my desire to kill myself even more

>Aaron
not even Jewish

my best friend's name is Elijah, and he's a basically a chad

I worked with a dude named Chance, he was cool. Somehow he's 5'4 and married a cute girl and had two kids with her too.

Ashton

You can taste the onions just reading it

Joao Pedro

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Mine is Matt and I think its pretty lame imo but Im curious what other robots think

Ulad.
Its some sort of cursed vlad.

>Harold
The game was rigged from the start

Name is Dakota. Prepare your anus for doxing faggot

Marvin

I want to die

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Lol my name is Ned and I will grow right into my name, because its an old mans name imo

Im glad Ned Stark was a cool guy too, as well as Ned Bigsby. Im just glad all around about it.

Good thing you're neither. Unless you're euclid or chocolate. In which case glad you prefer your name.

I STILL REMEMBER YOUR FAGGOT NAME QUISHEL. WHOSE NAME IS QUISHEL?!

AND GNOR! GNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!

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Mom's name is Hurricane
(It's because our last name is also ocean related)

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I somehow convinced my mom to legally change my name from Jamie to James when I was 5 because I thought it sounded girly. I kind of wish I'd stuck with Jamie, It rolls off the tongue better.

>Damon

Is this bad? I go by James though.

Tbh I would like it but I'm a retard and people expect me to be good at math since child. And my dad and his dad are intelligent, so the III

>tfw Kaelan
>Means "skinny" in Mayan
>tfw 5'9" 115lbs
How did they know?

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Very common name in Holland. We spell it here like Joeri or Youri.

tim
i came out as trans in summer 2016 and since then my cousins call me timlette

Knew a kid named jasper in Louisiana

Nebuchadnezzar the 4th, i have the biggest beard and the hairiest balls

>tfw melvin

dude Marvin is badass, get people to call you Marv

Fellow Harold here. It's not as bad once you leave high school.

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>tfw austin

>tfw John
won the name lottery fuckos

Fucking Martin

Though I am german, and some pretty cool nazis shared my name

Bond, always hearing bond James bond over and over

>ctrl+f
>user
>no results
feels good

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>tfw Maurice
Origiigii

>Ethan
I fucking hate having to say my name out loud.

>wyatt

I don't really hate my name but it's not super common and sometimes that bothers me. I never even met another person with my name until I was like 20.

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reiko don't you dare

>lachlan
feel as though i dodged a bullet not getting named dominic

are from texas

You must be a Chinese

That's cute, I'd fuck you user.

>tfw Mohammed Osama Jihadi
breh

Daniel
this is the most robot name you can ever come up with

I had class with a black girl named "Nausea" once. idk how it was spelled though but that's how it was pronounced

>tfw Samuel
>tfw you watch anime

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BASEDONE

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Wanna hear my name?

My name is Daalweid.

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more like Dahl Weed

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now bring me a banana

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Tfw my name is a derivative of alexander