How have your tinder dates gone in the past?

that's pretty common
most girls only use tinder for the free attention

You fuckers have no idea what tinder is doing with women in Russia. It's a fucking hell.

>actually match with hot girl

do girls think im attractive?

>Tinder dates
>Robots
Kek. But yeah I'm a sub-chad guy so naturally zero.

I have gone to the brothel before and it was terrible experience. Never again. "Buying" fun is not fun. Fun is not allowed for sub8 men like me. Tinder should be banned and the government should provide free girlfriends to all of us,otherwise life is not worth living.

I'm all for it. Or at the absolute very least, sex dolls. But govt girlfriends would still be better to maintain a stable society.

What happened to this place? What the fuck is up with all these normies?

Pretty boring, only one mildly amusing one where I was autistic

>Romanian girl
>went for dinner
>walked on the beach after
>asked her to teach me some Romanian
>asked her what "kiss me" is in Romanian
>she says it
>kiss her
>awkward silence
>walk her to bus stop in total silence

That's not autistic, that's cute. She just wasn't into you or the kiss or both.

explain
originalikeaplapo

>government should provide free girlfriends
this.

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Well, Russian girls aren't open for relationship at the first place. It's a cultural thing - you SHOULD achieve her attention. But they was kind of limited by reality around.
Now imagine - unlimited access to a thousands of males to choose from. Now they literally can just fucking seat and just wait, and there will be results anyway. Their fucking expectations on you is so high, no burger or eurofaggit can even imagine.

only ever had one tinder date and it led to me getting my first gf. lasted for 3 months and then i broke up with her. that was a year ago though. i just got back into it, i have like 20 matches right now between tinder and bumble but the problem is i live in the middle of nowhere, so many of them are 50 miles away from me. i set up a couple dates but im not really sure how its going to work out in the long run if i end up with a girl who lives nearly an hour's drive away from me.

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no one wants to be a normie, they just don't want to be virgins
once I get laid I can happily go back to shitposting and ignore thots

Met 3 different girlfriends on there, and I became pretty decent at talking to people that would actually reply to me. Started feeling like a numbers game towards the end though.

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what the fuck is that conversation you degenerate

Not entirely sure, but if there's a thing I've learned about getting people to like you - you just have to go with the flow of the conversation, regardless of if you know where it's leading you.

Fuck this larping and bragging about pointless tinder sex on r9k

>pointless tinder sex
Technically all sex that isn't leading to childbirth is "pointless".

can't get any matches on these shit apps, f u c k i n g killme

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I met and ended up dating a girl last summer, but she's in school in another city.
Since then I've been on 3 dates with no follow up.

I get matches but I'll either not message them, and if I do it never goes anywhere.
I keep deleting/remaking my profile only to match with the same girls (it pigeonholes your account depending on how you use it).
I guess it's nice to know girls think I'm good looking but the truth is I rely on apps because I have no irl game, no surprise online isn't any easier.

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No.1 Christina.
>Before meeting: Med student, good looking, smart, a bit cold.
>During the date: Has 2 moles the size of small peas, I could cut them off with a knife. Besides that, she's attractive, but completely autistic. She talks about medical abnormalities and how she'd like to work at apsych ward. Reees because I don't listen to vinyls. She's just 'not there'.

No.2 Marah.
>Before: Blurry pics, seems pretty nice.
>During: Fat (and studies nutrition lol), is on meds, still nice to talk to, until she tells me she's part of several catholic organizations and 'purity' stuff.

N.3 Judith.
>Before: Blurry pics, idk
>During: Fat, dumb, nice but childish, is obsessed with tanning (she looks much older, like a leather bag). Of course she's a indergarten 'teacher'.

No.4 Tania.
>Before: Only 1 pic, slightly blurry. Shy, cultured, smart, a bit depressed. Given the previous experiences, I expect the worst.
>During: No surprises, she loooks like the pic, ok, she's very petite. She's very sensible and intelligent. She hates her job and is quite depressed. I still think she's gf material. However, I was expecting the worst and I now have tons of anxiety and burnout, so I ghost her.

Just depends. Had 5 or 6 one hitter quitters, and a few I dated for a time. Most interesting was I went to a house party in Carolina beach and was balls deep on the hurricane deck when it got busted lol.

>met a girl on tinder
>make a mistake with spelling a word
>she humorously ask if I have dyslexia
>I respond that I had dyslexia when I was a child
>she says she is very sorry
>she ghost me after that

WHY THE FUCK AM I LIKE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Successful conversation number 2.

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>talking to a friend of mine
>"I'm not pretty, guys won't like me, I'm not smart etc.
>tell her to get Tinder so she can see how many guys are interested in her
>99+ likes in one day
>gets Tinder gold, total likes after less than a week is 2,784

There is no point in using Tinder as a guy, the most I've had is 38 likes

well that was a really nice move, shame it didn't work

>that's it i'm going to try Tinder
>download Tinder
>create a profile
>set range to 10km/6 miles
>THERE IS NO ONE NEW AROUND YOU

god i love this shithole country

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what are you doing here chad? how good looking are you?

You did nothing wrong user, she's just a cunt. Lol

>59 matches
>nothing but SJWs, fatties, single moms and turbo thots

Nah fuck that shit.

It's 2019 and I didn't yet install Tinder.

btw I love to read cringe stories about people getting scammed by Tinder

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I wanna punch their smug ugly Semitic faces.

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wtf I love nazis now

I'm a 7/10, I'm cute but I'm no Chad - too nerdy and I haven't done any physical exercise in around a year.

Wait til you find out about their role in pornography.

cringe. i remember having and seeing chats like this in my late teens and early 20s. normies literally make me cringe inside.

>:) x

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wtf am I gonna love jews too?

You can blame them (at least partially) for your erectile dysfunction and social dysfunction.

I was trying to get into Tinder meme.
I don't really want relationship or one night stands, just someone interesting to talk to.
I downloaded the app and kept swiping left for like an hour. Maybe found 2 interesting girls.
Now I'm no 150 IQ rick and morty fan but all the girls on tinder look very low IQ and extremely boring.
Like ok, most of them look very nice (appearance) but I kind of doubt they have anything going inside their brainds besides partying, fucking and living the most generic and boring lives imaginable.

Do you seriously think jews are responsible for that? And not just horny people, who watch porno?

True.
Though there are easy going girls who just seek sex, but the majority is what you've described sadly
1.3 mil city experience btw. I know it's much worse in smaller towns

>Do you seriously think the meat, dairy and fast-food industry are responsible for type 2 diabetes, heart disease and obesity? And not just hungry lazy people, who are uneducated?

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Dude r9k has bee normie central since the 2016 election

so you blame knife producing companies when you cut yourself? car companies when someone dies while driving? i swear to god, most of the anti-semite are low-iq mongoloids

Eh, who cares, you can always look back upon your chats from 5 years ago and cringe at how you were. Conversations like these are a means to an end anyway.

I met loads of interesting girls on Tinder. One of my exes from there ended up doing a PhD at Oxford, so it's not like you're smarter than everyone on Tinder. The thing is, generally you want to have a "fun, outgoing"-looking profile - even if you're very smart or interesting, you don't want to advertise that, or you'll attract the weird guy crowd who think that, just because you're into their niche interests, you two belong together. The only way to really tell if a girl is interesting is by talking to her - via Tinder works to a degree, but a date is the ideal setting.

Nah man, it must be the Jews, they're behind everything (supposedly).

>meat, dairy and fast-food industry are responsible for type 2 diabetes, heart disease and obesity
>not the Jews
Fuck off you Zionist sympathiser.

Heh, you're still not getting you wormy little kike.

>Fuck off you Zionist sympathiser.

The fuck? Re-read what I wrote nigger.

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BBC is currently owned by anglo saxon/european wasps right now. Your image is out of date.

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i hope your wife cheats on you with some fat, big nosed jew

Just want to say I'd agree pornography and the commoditization of human relationships through dating apps is a big problem, and jews might be heavily involved in that due to their natural inclinations, but thuggish anti semitism isn't the best way to approach these problems.

>jews control all of the media
>jews can't stop YOU from finding this out
Nice logic there buddy.

That's what they WANT you to think. Jews are behind everything.

>this guy
>having a wife
Come on now.

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>natural inclinations
Oooh, that's a good one. What "natural inclinations" do white people have?

The idea that a single ethnic group can band together and plan the entire world economy and social structure is ridiculous. We've went from a couple of billion people in the early 40's to nearly 8 billion. Most things going on in the world are large scale biological forces outside of mans ken.

There's wealthy banking dynasties (of both semitic and anglo-saxon stock) that attempt to protect their class interests through any means possible, and see the common heard as farm animals, sure. But blaming EVERYTHING on the jews is really stupid .Not saying Israeli government doesn't';t have its malign influences, but they're a small piece of the huge complicated tapestry of global politics

>What "natural inclinations" do white people have?
Well they're obsessed with house pets for one. They have a higher than average empathy compared to other people. Jews are all neurotic schizophrenic sex addicts, but also have a higher IQ which invariably places them in situations of high station. it's the result of being on the periphery of European society for multiple generations where the only job they could do was usury and accountancy.

I think jews are behind anti-jew posting, to make it look like anti-zionist position is actually retarded. They are literally behind anything, they have already recuperated contra-positions.

The sad thing is that, while your argument is very well-written, it won't change anyone's mind because people can just say "yeah, the Jews would want you to think that, but I won't fall for it".

Literally case in point:

read the guys post again, he is actually on my side (I don't like Israeli zionists either)

yeah sure, thats what a jew, who wants to destroy any authentic opposition to zioists, would say. you're not fooling anyone, nosy nosy

Nah, that post had both pro-Jew ("the Jews aren't behind EVERYTHING") and anti-Jew ("Jews are all neurotic schizophrenic sex addicts") statements, so people on both sides will just cherry-pick the points they want.

and are me

I'm not jewish. I just think boorish antisemitism is stupid.

If anything anglo-saxon protestants are the progenitor of everything degenerate in this world

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I have only one irl experience, then like 150-200 matches, actually had some real coversation with we were same age (23), pretty cute, really my type
>Small talk leads to ask her out and messenger
>1st date next day, I have football match (a few nerds go pretend playing and then go drinking)
>Broke my arm (humerus) in pub after match when I was arm wrestling OhFuckMyDate.jpg
>We were chatting a lot because arm, get to know each other without me being weird irl
>After two weeks we had 1st date
>We were talking about boku no pico, favorite streamers, games, porn and actually normal stuff too

Now we're still dating, playing games online, watching E3 together and I'm so fucking happy I broke my arm and didn't fuck up 1st date with hangover and 'idk what to talk about' moments

This app can actually make you reallyhappy if you're lucky and have a lot of time.

Oh yeah, the first dates that get put off but still happen tend to be the best ones, since you've already been talking to each other for a while when the first date comes around. Yeah when you strike gold on Tinder, it feels amazing. I'm happy for you, user, and I hope you make some amazing memories.

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>implying I got a date out of any of my matches
It's almost comical how bad I am at conversing

How many people do you think creampied her on tinder before and during your dating experience?

Went on two, one went very well, the other was meh.

Bad?

I have only had 5 matches from which 2 were trans, one lived 3667 km away, one never replied, and the other one deleted me without even saying hi.

I dont even know what women look for in Tinder. Probably an extremely hot man or a rich man. I like 98% of the girls and I still dont get decent matches lol

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How in the hell do you tell who's looking to fuck or not? Is there like some six sense shit going on that I'm just not seeing here? Is it like a certain vibe you've got to give off?

I went on a date with a girl from Tokyo who used to date some dude from a band called "Sigh" who was signed with Euronymous' label.
She took me on a road trip.

Every girl I matched with has had the conversational abilities of a plank of wood. One word answers from the get go and giving me nothing to work with. Don't know whether I'm doing something wrong or if I just attract charisma vacuums/autists.

I'm on one right now
Surfing Jow Forums because I'm scared to say anything

TALK TO HER ABOUT HER INTERESTS RIGHT NOW user, YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP.

>on a date and browsing Jow Forums
the human race is doomed

Ask them questions about their interests (hopefully common interests) and try and chime in from time to time with your experiences. Most girls still won't talk to you, and most conversations still won't go anywhere, but you are going to improve your chances nevertheless.

Fun fact - we did not end up studying that night.

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Thanks a lot

We were talking about our sexual experiences. She had more partners, but not every girl is cum bucket, user. If you expecting you'll met 10/10 cute virgin after you'll turn 30 (for example) you should lower your expectations. In the end idc so much about her history when she's with me now.

always bailed out of every date
I have no car, no money, my dick is small and I really hate conventional dates. I just want to go out with someone on a walk, listen to music or some shit
I don't want this gay fucking coffee movie dinner stuff. I have no money for superficial hoes

Thank you for reminding me why I don't meet women on Tinder anymore. These conversations make me want to kill myself. I'd rather never have sex again than to have to put up with 4/10's trying to come up with an original thought and all they get is "I giggle when I'm high." "I wish I had more time to do things" "Haha you're such a neeeeerd XD" Fuck me.

i've actually never used tinder or any sort of online dating app/site
i'm terified of approaching women and even more terrified of rejection and making a fool of myself and i am the most boring person on the planet with literally nothing to talk about
its a shame because i am 6'3 and have a decent enough face with a 7'5 inch dick but its all fucking wasted on me

> think of reinstalling tinder to meet women
> remember how awful of an experience online dating is
> don't even bother opening the app

Happens every few months or so.

That's probably for the best, because you WILL get rejected on Tinder a lot. It's only if you can accept that and keep wading through that you can actually find someone on there.

thats what i was afraid of, i get attached to people far too easily. if a girl so much as gives me a friendly kiss on the cheek i start imaging life together with her and then i get sad when nothing comes from it
i am not built for the whole keep failing until you succeed bullshit

I tend to stay emotionally distant until I'm sure that things with this girl will be going somewhere. It helps me not do anything too stupid and lets me act like a normal human being when talking to a girl. Sometimes it's hard to turn off, but it's not like I'd be going on these dates in the first place if I was spilling my spaghetti everywhere.

Is this app just for screwing or can you find anything meaningful on it? I don't want sex but I wouldn't mind a relationship.

This is depressing, thank you user

>Technically all sex that isn't leading to childbirth is "pointless".
based teleology-poster

>I just think boorish antisemitism is stupid.
>If anything anglo-saxon protestants are the progenitor of everything degenerate in this world
bump. low-church protestantism (which lead to a proliferation of sects which led to atheism) not even once.

if you get matches, let alone dates, from tinder, them you don't belong here
not one of us

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Never had any luck on Tinder. I think my city is just awful for it.

Also I love Asian girls and my city has like none. frustrating.

Checkout my post
Idk if it'll be meaningful releationship, but it's nice rn, so if you're lucky...

One of my most alpha moments was getting my dick sucked by a girl and she was so impressed by my size that she gets her roommate to come see and I fuck them both
Cucking two guys at once

>One of my most alpha moments was getting my dick sucked by a girl and she was so impressed by my size that she gets her roommate to come see and I fuck them both
>Cucking two guys at once
absolutely degenerate and disgusting
imagine having sex with a female who has comparisons
the only one who got cucked were you, by yourself