Women literally only care about one thing and it's disgusting.
>finally get a match on Tinder >talk for a few hours before I get her number >text a little the next day >she texts me some flirtatious stuff that evening >mentions she hates sex with small dicks >ask her what she considers small >anything under 8" long and 3 of her fingers wide >tell her I'll send her a picture of my dick if she shows her tits >she agrees >cut 1/3 of a toilet paper tube off >cut it lengthwise, roll it a little tighter and tape the back so it stays >toilet paper tube roughly the size of a jalapeno >set it next to my dick on the table >take a picture >dick looks like a P H A T hawg >forced perspective ftw >send it, she sends pic related in return
This girl has the same stomach/arm fat, tit shape and nipple shade as me. I wouldn't think of sending nudes if I were that fat.
Jacob Roberts
Post her face OP. I wanna see this slut's eyes.
Charles Morris
prove it, you fucking retard
Asher Evans
>caring about what fat girls think
Joseph Lopez
No... I dated a few decent girls off tinder, but they're rare as fuck. Like 1 in 20 matches..
Landon Morales
what produces this type of stomach fat? weight loss? I was gonna ask op if she was a single mom but i guess that sag could just be some weight loss
John Green
post the diccccc
Joseph Campbell
>This girl has the same stomach/arm fat, tit shape and nipple shade as me. post tits and timestamp so we can verify. I don't trust you.
Zachary Anderson
>is tinder really that bad?
Not OP here's a little greentext of what happened to me on Tinder a couple years ago: >match with cutie (the level of cuties I could get were 6/10 at best, she was a solid 6) >we chat in the app back and forth for a couple days with increasing flirtatiousness >I message to set up a physical meeting, she says sure but wants to know something first >"How big are you?" >Brainlet me thinks she's asking how tall I am, tell her 5"10' >various laughing emojis in reply, then "Not how tall. How BIG?" >I get it, message her the awful truth that I'm average 5.5 inches >she never replied again :-/
Carson Morgan
It's basically impossible for normal men to get laid on tinder
Ryan Rivera
(still the same Guy you replied to) >imagine being a 6 and still caring about that the absolute state of modern women
Jaxon Thompson
Whats with that gross belly? he have a c-section?
Landon Rodriguez
And this is why big dick guys can't be robots. It's literally that easy for them.
Lincoln Turner
>read this thread >measure in cm and don't know dick size >measure and convert rq >somewhere between 7 and 8 inch Well guess my time is over lads, it's been fun these last few years. I'm routing for you guys though, we all deserve good feels bros.
you skipped the part where she only messaged him because he had an okay face.
Jace White
>horny slut on the prowl for big dick Could have been anyone.
Good on you user. Now never come back here again
Ryder Sullivan
Idk man, it's just general FUPA/overhang. Girls tend to store fat around their hips, ass and pelvic area, and naturally with that extra weight the skin is weighed down and starts to stretch and sag more. It can improve with weight loss and training, but the older they get, the less likely the skin is to spring back to shape and that's why it sags.
Kevin Rogers
>what produces this type of stomach fat being fat stupid
Leo Miller
she's hot af orioriginally
Isaiah Cook
She's better looking than you are, you projecting loser
Jeremiah Morales
How big is your dick user? You might be underselling yourself. I've found that even with forced perspective there's not much you can do to fool with dick pics. I thought I had a small cock for a lot of my life before femoids told me otherwise
