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Here, I added some drops of gin. Don't worry, gin's good.

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Your number *wink wink*

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Sorry to tell you user, but I'm already picked. You can ask any other user here in the place.

Hit me with a glass of whiskey. I need to forget a thing or two

NO!.
Is this the best Stacy lemonade you have to offer!!? Look how light it is, it's been diluted with a diet of too much water. It should be aged and darker. What kind of low grade establishment is this!

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Sure thing. Are you okay, user? Need to tell something?

Alright fucker. You'll drink this and you'll shut the fuck up until you drink it. Understood?

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Well it's been a long day, so maybe sometime stronger... Maybe a "Nectar d'Asie"

Here. Do you want an ashtray?

Just wait two minutes until I prepare it for you.

Here, sorry for the delay...

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A blond beer with strong Rhum please

Here, as you said. Don't drink it too quickly, I don't want to clear the mess.

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Take it. So, what brings you here?

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No thanks i dont smoke

Do you serve limoncello ? If not, dry vodka please.

Here, dry white vodka fro your liver

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Thanks man, keep the change.
Not so busy night, eh ?

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Give me something flavourful, not a cocktail or something but something really nice and sweet, the amount of alcohol doesn't matter.

Thanks. Nope, I saw some people went I opened the place an hour ago but I guess they left. People are really busy these days, huh?

Wanna have a "cubata"?

Sure, why not? I reckon your know your stuff so I'll assume I can say thanks for the choice man.

It is known, I do like this feeling, though, people going in, going out, I feel it's in these places, bars, night-shops where you sense time. Liminal places, kinda

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something cheap and brown please.

i need a job very badly. got fired a few days ago because my bosses are crazy. all summer, nothing to do.

Okay then. I'll make a "Negrita"-Pepsi. Never fails. So, how was your night, user?

Yeah, I can sympathize with you. But I also like when the place is full. I need money, you know? Hahaha!

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Here, hope it's enough. Sorry won't be able to tip though shit's hard out here.
You alright there buddy? A bit harsh with the dry vodka no?

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Tequila shot for the hit. Wanna some salt and lime for the comeback?

A Manhattan please

a yellow-pee colored Monster

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Manhattan coming. Cherry included.

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yes please!

would being a prostitute be that bad you think?

Your choice, user. Here, careful to spill it.

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thank you, its been a very tiresome day,keep the change

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I understand, here I'll take a coke and treat yourself

I'll be okay, stressful times coming up and gotta get that cortisol one way or another, y'know

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Thanks, appreciated.

Sure thing, my friend.

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I remember sneaking my aunt's margarita mix in the fridge when we went to the beach when i was 15. I couldn't finish the cup, I fell asleep feeling woozy and in love.

you doing anything after your shift?

give me two more of those

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coke n sprite mix on the rocks

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Woah lady, give it time to go down you throat. No, I hadn't planned anything for later? Why you ask?

Sure thing, boss.

Can I have a cookies and cream milkshake? One of those super fancy looking ones.

You can have a glass of milk. Sounds fair?

I'd like one batida de coco cocktail, to enjoy a lonely summer night on the rooftop of this bar

Here. Don't ask for perfection, I did what I could.

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Its perfect my friend here you go, ill be on my way to enjoy some quality time alone in the chill air and sillence of the night on the roof then

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My apartment is quite lonely this time of year. Its just two blocks away. I'll wait for you and then we can watch a movie or something?

Thanks user, here's the change.

Uuuuh sure, user. Place will close soon. Do you want me to bring a bottle or something?

i'm well past buzzed, my friend.

you can bring something if you'd like.

what type of movies are you into?

That's sad. :(
I'll take some apple cider then.

Just some orange juice thanks.

Cider, then. Imported from Asturias, Spain.

Horror films are cool. I'll bring a Jack&Daniel's.

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Here. No need to pay, the house invites

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Can i get a double gin and tonic? Im trying to forget some shit tonight

Drink this, my personal favorite. So, what brings you here?

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I just found out that she got with another guy. It still feels really raw for me so i can't believe that she would be over it so fast. But this is what happens when you date your best friend, you know. When you break up you are left so fucking alone

i think i need to clean up a bit before I have guests. message me when you leave?

[email protected]

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Fruity girl drink, please. I prefer vodka if that makes a difference.

Discord is better. Mind to tell me?

Well, you gotta move on too. The world is filled with pussy, you can't get stuck with only one. Here, the house invites so don't worry. Spend your money on some nice clothes.

Juice-vodka mix coming up.

Don't swallow it all in a sip, it can fuck you up.

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Thanks man, ill keep that in mind. Ill order another one and settle out the tab right now. It feels a lot less lonely being able to talk to another person right now, so thank you for that.
keep the change

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I'll have a New York Sour, been itching to have one recently

Good evening Pubman, can you get me a bourbon, one ice cube please? Top shelf stuff too, I have the money and need for it tonight.

You're home, user. Just don't get too wasted, alright?

Here, made it as best as I remembered the recipe.

Coming up, user.

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Here. Go easy, I don't wanna pick you from the floor later.

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i'll just have a cider please, drank a few before i got here so i'll just have a half thanks

Half glass for you. You're getting too tipsy.

Here, go slow.

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I'm used to this stuff, i can drink 20 before I get noticeably hammered. I'll be sure to just drink quietly, unless some fembot shows up or my lips get loose and the alcohol gets me talking. Thanks pubman. Mind just keeping a glass in my hand all night?

Aye, thanks! Gotta build up my tolerance, since a few of my good friends handle their alcohol well

thanks man, been a rough night, has it been busy here tonight?

I just want tequila, please

Yeah, sure. I'll keep a friendly eye on you, alright?

Everyone has a certain level until blackout. Last day I had to drag a guy to the street while he said how he could resist even the strongest of tequilas. Take it easy, alright?

Nah, nothing out of the ordinary. A normal night, by my standards. How was your day, user?

Straight? Or with salt and lime?

Sounds like a plan, speaking of which I could use a refill, what brand of bourbon was that? I don't think I've had it before.

Ill be good barkeep. I just wanted to start my night off with company and get nice and drunk. I have a bottle of jack waiting for me at home to truly black out and forget today.

It's just Jim Beam. If it tastes different, it's your taste.

What if I go with you later? I don't have nothing to do after I close and I could use some fun to be honest ;)

(That's hat I'm drinking in real life, I like to pretend it's something better)

ALRIGHT EVERYONE, PLACE'S CLOSING. I'LL OPEN AGAIN AT 11PM (EST+6). DON'T FALL ON THE WAY HOME, OKAY? I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW. OR NOT. WHO KNOWS?

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yo 3 shots of whisky here i need it

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Whisky on the rocks, what a terrible night it is to be drinking alone right?

The same thing I have every night.

Smirnoff and water.

A screwdriver or vodka cranberry sounds nice. Thanks, barkeep.

h-hi can i get umm a glass of water with a lemon wedge in is p-please?

Hello my good sir
Im looking for a master craftman
And I heard that is you.
Could you please show me your swords collection?
My old one is getting a bit rusty and blunt

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sage#3851

I'm gonna have to see your ID

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The finest of winery you have.

Hey man,can you bring me an ash tray and a bottle of your cheapest polish beer

I'll have a whiskey neat to get her off my mind for the night

where did you go user the thread is right here

still here