Big tiddy femanons, would you get offended if your bf wanted you to wear a cute cow costume?

Not at all, id really like it in fact
But me and bf are much more into lactation so ye

be my cute cow gf

can i be your bf and milk you

Honestly I've always wanted to lactate so yes.

yay. are they big?

Uhhh well I guess so, I wear an H cup atm but it's starting to get too small for me.

damn. do you mind if i drop a contact?

I don't have any social media or discord or anything, sorry.

>H cup
what band size tho? a 26H is pretty small wheras a 36H is damn big and 40H is fuckin titanic, this reply makes me think this is just a larp

fuck, that's a shame. you wouldn't make a discord would you?

Hmm I'm not sure how US sizes work but I wear a 75H

Are you a chubby lass?

nigga, you're saying you have a 75 inch underbust? so you're like 700lbs?

Maybe she's like a 7' tall gigachick and not too fat.

Wtf no I'm not going by US sizes. I looked it up and 75 is like 34 in America
I'm out of shape but not overweight bmi wise.

she'd have an underbust double that of what could be considered normal, circumference scales linearly with diameter so remaining proportional to said "normal" she'd literally have to be twice normal height, like 11 feet tall.
maybe they're talking in italian bra sizes? but if they were that would throw up just as many red flags

do you have big areolas? would you wear nipple clamps?

>Wtf no I'm not going by US sizes
okay i misread your post, i thought you explicitly said you were using american sizes. so 34H, pretty big then but not mammoth. fair enough.

Oh, that's pretty cool then.
Are you Australian?

It's all good, user
Nope, Australia would be cool though. I live in the middle east

come to aus and i'll milk you daily

Please be my middle Eastern robot gf

Nice, tfw no thicc Arab gf though; have a lovely day.

>middle east
damn, don't often see north Carolinians on here, i didn't know they had internet there

No, hes white and were in a blue area too. I think years of Jow Forums brainwashed him.

because the bwc is too good. plain and simple.

Are...are not not white?
Are you okay?

It's pretty similar to those owner-pet fettishist relationships amirite?

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No. It's just a cute outfit you wear every now and then during sexy times. You could take it a step further and induce lactation, but it's not a whole relationship thing.

I've never had a girlfriend, but one time I asked this to a classmate who has big boobs, and she got offended, and said that I called her fat or some shit.

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If he's my bf he can do whatever he wants to me and I wouldn't mind.

Though cow appropriate since ironically I do lactate and sell my milk for income.

Did inducing lactation make your boobs bigger?
How much do you sell your milk for?

How much will it cost for one of you femanons to be my online girlfriend?

has he asked you to shit on his face yet?

Turkish? ori

Damn, so many cow girls around. Why can't I find a qt cow gf around here?

nawhhhh he says no scat. i do piss on him!!

Hey fembots I got 10m osrs with your name on it if you be my e-gf

>10m osrs
What is that?

Oldschool runescape and a little bit of originolli

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Oh, I thought so. Is 10m still a lot? I haven't played for a very long time, though, I have a coworker who still plays.

>i do piss on him!!
how often does that happen?

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As long as you do normal things 10m is more than most people will need, and hey its never too late to continue playing again

>no cute paizuri girlfriend
feelsbadman

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>tfw no gf
>tfw sad
>tfw girls dont exist

I might do that. You should keep your 10m though. I think you could find an e-gf without it.

Nah im turbo virgin its harder than you think

Don't make me want to die more user you bastard

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I wish I had cute big boobs like this. I showed my body to my male friend and I got bullied

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You should have showed me instead. Im known to be quite easy on grading people

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I've always been extremely turned on by this type of thing, so I definitely wouldn't get offended.

The thing is when I showed him he assumed I was sick or that I am short on some nutrients but that's how my body looks can't do anything about it. I have already accepted that my body is below average

Can I see? I won't bully you

I highly doubt you are below average. Most people who go on like that are usually fine and its in their head. B-but my friend sa-, who cares what he might have said 1 person is a small group to go off of

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you think you'd find 10/10 stacies on this site?

At least once a week. Its really intimate!!

Yeah but when I look at my body and other girls i feel like I'm much less attractive you know, like I'm not fat or anything but I wasn't blessed with good genes so it makes me feel kind of inferior

Genes can only account for so much. Have you tried going to the gym? I don't mean that as an insult. Just going to the gym can boost your confidence, even if you don't make any progress in sculpting your body the way you want.

I have been to the gym but I built muscle over my fat which made me after, I tried doing a diet but I just felt like a soulless zombie

You can't be that unattractive then.

I wish Tawawas were real

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Stop posting, mlem.

This nigga really in here believing a faceless user on the internet. Look at porn chief, you'll get the same thing and it isnt gonna laugh at you for being a fuckin idiot

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I mean, not really. I'm exclusively into femdom but I still kinda like cow outfits. It's really just a breast/lactation thing.

Would you buy breastmilk in containers or only from the tit? I'm curious if there's a market for pic related

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As near flatoid. I want to ask fellow femanons with giant boobs. How does it feel on your body. How moids treat you. Thanks.

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The tradeoff isn't worth it. No amount of moid attention is worth it unless one of them is reach enough to afford surgery to fix you. Imagine being one of those genetically engineered chickens that are so big in certain places that they're sore all the time and have trouble moving around as a result of body pains.

You're much better off with moderate sized or flat chested.

My big sis had like D-cup I think. So she sort of had best of both worlds.
I sometimes fantasize about having huge boobs. Thanks for the info in any case.

tons of "D or H Cup" femanons in this threat
None has posted pic with timestamp yet
this feels fishy...
if you really exist & are too shy about showing your face, just cut the picture or use paint to draw over it

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isn't it against the rules to post your own picture?

You're not allowed to post yourself on Jow Forums

Yes. That being said I would be open to price negotiations on discord

>price negotiations.
Unless I'm getting my dick sucked, there will be no "price negotiations" for some nobody whore. On discord no less

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For what? A picture of tits?

Yeah, with timestamp and stuff. So i know it really is a femanon

Don't do that to yourself user. Save your money and go to the titcow thread. Some femanon posted herself a few hours ago, she's the one with some guy's name under her tits