I am drunk and I desire (you)s. Ask your questions, robots.
I am drunk and I desire (you)s. Ask your questions, robots
Cameron Brooks
Christian Harris
How does it actually feel to be drunk
In detail
I've never gotten drunk because the taste of alcohol bothers me but i wonder how it must be
Brody Adams
Will I ever make it out of this place op will I ever have a cutie black gf
Bentley James
It's pretty great, user. I guess you could compare it to the feeling of being sleepy, but not being tired. Like everything is comfy and smooth. It helps me relax and not think so hard about everything. It's really something you have to experience for yourself. If you don't like the taste there's stuff you can mix it with and drinks that don't taste so strong.
I don't know, user. Maybe? Black girls seem to be easier to date if you're white. I'm not good looking and I've noticed they tend to treat me pretty well, but I'm not really interested in them.
Thanks desu.
Cooper Miller
I'm white but a turbo manlet
not the worst bargain
Jaxon Johnson
Define turbo manlet. I'm 6'3" and it's never done me any favors. Height is a meme when you don't have a good looking face.
Lucas Harris
I've been told I look cute but the 5'5 thing always seems to be a turn off for them
also 6'3 god damn op O-o
Liam Hernandez
Does that mean being angry-drunk is like being really fucking cranky?
Jack White
I can't relate to manlet problems, user. I stand up straighter when I talk to short men because punching down is one of the few ways I can feel better about myself.
Yeah it's pretty bad. I've been both angry and sad drunk and neither is fun. Pouring shots while crying isn't an enviable experience.
Jeremiah Walker
this position is hot and mkes my peepee hard
>Ask your questions, robots
uhhhh.. is your peepee hard as well?
Matthew Ross
It is a hot position and I like wolf girls a lot, but I'm pretty drunk so my peepee is soft. It would take me like an hour and a half to cum if I tried to fap right now.
Hunter Hughes
i always thought that getting drunk would make it easier to get a hard peepee because you're relaxed
Cameron Russell
Maybe if you get a bit buzzed. But when you're really drunk it's hard to get boners. Your dick won't cooperate. Probably something to do with the fact that alcohol is a blood thinner, I don't know.
Eli Lopez
Welp, since we're posting lewds I might as well...
What are you drinking tonight, user? Wish i could get drunk with all of you but such is the wage life
Austin Rogers
I am drinking rumple minze and coke, user. I'm a wagie as well, but I've got the next three days off. What do you do? I work retail.
Logan Walker
Fucking whiskey dick nigerians.
I don't understand why people that can't enjoy themselves continue doing the things that ruin their days.
I drink beer and can always get rock hard on command
Lincoln Baker
i thought it would be easier because you're relaxed, i always get a boner when relaxed, i tried making yoga one and it was very awkward
>rosalina
aah i see you're a man of culture as well
Evan Young
If you have trouble because you're nervous then a little could help. Having a lot tends to cause some sort of physiological-level boner softening though.
Caleb Jackson
You got any plans other than shitposting and getting drunk? Either way, sounds like you deserve it, I fucking hated working retail.
Right now I'm working at a scientific research institute in their communication department. It's not too bad, but it can get pretty boring.
Nice choice of drink btw
Hell yeah man
Carson Flores
Does your life feel fulfilling? Mine does sometimes, but most of the time it just feels like it's dragging on for too long.
Robert Young
Yesterday I was staying up all night joking and laughing my ass off with some people who I had just met through gmod and discord. Now I long for death but, I don't want to die at the same time and I feel an overwhelming sense of empty and loneliness. What's wrong with me?