Hi, I'm Kevin

>Hi, I'm Kevin.
>Yeah I drink boba
>What are your plans after graduation?
>My mom makes killer kimchi, dawg
>Damn, see those yeezys?
>Want to go the the gym after biology?
>Kendrick Lamar is fucking sick
>I looked it up on Yelp first
>She's cute, but I hear she only dates white guys
>Uh yeah so who's your favorite azn youtuber?
>Final Fantasy VII is the best game ever made

Why are Asian Americans so cringe?

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they're robot people
but look where we are right now
also don't worry they get picked last by women

>all around happy
>not a depressed loser
damn you sure showed them

Why bully? Doesn't sound exceptionally cringe to me.

who wants to know? bub

Sounds pretty normal to me
Or maybe my perception of normal is fucked up

>>She's cute, but I hear she only dates white guys
Asian guys don't say things like this IRL. More likely that they'd blame the white guy for having yellow fever because asian americans have a strong tendency to be silicon valley SJWs who think that women can do no wrong.

naw. asian guys are the least intrusive dudes. non asians talk about asians WAY MORE.

Cringe and racistpilled. Asian American here. We're actually all doing machine learning at Silicon Valley and living life to the fullest. Whites are being priced out of California as we speak and Asians are taking over!

I like nerdy asian guys.

They can be cool, and total bros

Heck idk have a good dayp

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naw, thats a larper. always trying to make it whites vs asians. yall just cant keep us outta your mouths t b b

they are trying their best to assimilate into American/Western culture. Please don't berate them for it.

Alternative is niggers and mexicans expecting you to assimilate to their culture

Asian Americans are fucking lames, by far the least cool group of nonwhites.

Just saw this one on Jow Forums

>least intrusive dudes
Yeah that's why they don't say anything IRL and just shitpost on reddit

why are you seething about us? cus you aint us.

You're nailing a very specific stereotype, who hurt you?

>muh silicon valley
you're still cringy boba bois

who gives a shit about reddt? you cry too much

and who are you? i doubt theres anyone from silicone valley here, youre just a brainlet

You're right. They shouldn't assimilate to Western culture. They should stick to their isolated chink cliques and spread like roaches in their ching chong pow ping pong.

AA living in an Asian stronghold here (Irvine). That's right. We don't want to assimilate. There's no need. We have it great here.

Wrong.
t. SV

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and who or what are you, bud? to lay claim to the entire west.

>wrong
right, cus saving and posting pictures of random asians means youre one. stay jealous and envious of us.

bay area here. fuck u chinks

>assimilating into Amerimutt society
cringe, but I guess better than being a generic boba-American

tough words user.

>cringing at assimilation
must be one of those "woke" types

Asian American cringe ranking
most -> least cringe

Viets
Filipinos
Chinese
Cambodians
Koreans
Thais
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power gap
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Japanese

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>Bay area
Damn that must suck. You don't know what peace and quiet feels like.

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>power rankings
and where do you fall? what kind of super nerd puts people into "power rankings".

Traditional conservative Western culture is based. Modernism is hot garbage. Eastern Confucianism is just soulless bug men.

Asian Americans talk like niggers.

>The median monthly rent for a one-bedroom apartment in the Los Angeles area is $2,249, and in San Francisco it's almost $3,400, according to Zumper. The median rent for a two-bedroom apartment in the Los Angeles area is $3,200 and in San Francisco about $4,500. By comparison, the median rent for a one-bedroom in Las Vegas is $925 and in Phoenix $945, and for a two-bedroom in Las Vegas $1,122 and in Phoenix $1,137.

Hey Zhang, what about SanFran makes it worth paying four times what you should be paying? Just curious. I went there and all the homeless and overcrowding was disgusting

everybody has a hot opinion dont they?