YO MY NAME IS SASUKE

YO MY NAME IS SASUKE,
AND IM A LITTLE HOT, K?
SEE BITCHES WANT MY DICK,
EVEN MORE THEN CHOJI LIKES EATING AT MICKS,
STICHES COMIN OUT UR WAY,
HITCHES THE GIRL YOU LOVED ALL YOUR LIFE FO DAT MONAAAAAAY

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NARUTOS THE NAME,
BUSTING NUTS IS MY GAME,
YOU THINK YOURE TOUGH?
JUST WAIT TILL I GET ROUGH,
9 TAILS JINCHURIKY AND A SAGE,
YOUR FEMALES JERKED ME WHILE UROCHIMARU HAD YOUR BALLS IN A CAGE

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OH JULAAAAAAAY

only good post in this thread originally hfddcd

fucking gay weebs

XD
XD
kys samefag

JUST CALL ME SENPAI WITH KEKKEI GENKAI
BUST A NUT TO HENTAI
YOU GIRL TOLD ME TO PUT IN DRY
SO I CAME IN HER EYE
SHE SAID KAKASHI YOUR SO FLY
I SAID I KEEP IT REAL TILL I DIE
IM NOT THE TYPE OF GUY
TO LIE
I GET HIGHER THAN LEBRONS HAIRLINE
WHILE IM SIPPING FINE WINE
TRYNA NINE AND DINE WITH YOUR MOM WHILE YOU HUNG YOURSELF ON THE CLOTHESLINE

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you first, champ
btw your raps suck

BADDA BING, BADDA BOOOM
SHISUI IS IN THE ROOM
I'LL RAPE YOUR BITCH!
KILL HER, THEN THROW HER IN THE TOMB
I BEEN MACKIN ON HOES EVER SINCE I CAME OUT THE WOMB
ITACHI LOVES ME MORE THAN IZUMI
BUT I AIN'T GAY, NO HOMO,
BUT I LIKED THEM TWILIGHT MOVIES
IM THE VILLAGE PREDATOR,
THE NEXT COMPETITOR
THE SECOND STRONGEST UCHIHA AND I DON'T WEAR A SWEATER
- og sui

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This one is the best one, besides mine of course

TEAM SEVEN BITCH AND YOU KNOW IT HOE!

SASUSKE JUST WENT AND BOUGHT A O!

THEY BOUGHT TO SMOKE UP ALL THE DOPE, ROLL THE JOINT, THEY SMOKE LIKE FIVE OR FOUR!

IT'S NARUTO, SASUSKE, AND THE SIDE CHICK!

SHE USELESS, SHE NOT SHIT!

THEY DONE FUCKED AROUND AND GOT LIT, NOW THE WHOLE VILLAGE ON THEY DICK!

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AYO, ITS ZA-BU-ZA
I'LL TALK TO YOUR GIRL FOR A MINUTE
AND SHE'LL BE SCREAMING "ZABUZA",
I BUST HARDER THAN MY FUCKING BLADE NIGGA
I'M TOO AGGRESSIVE SO THE BITCHES BE AFRAID NIGGA
AND NAH THAT FLOWER THAT HANGS AROUND ME AIN'T MINE!
I AIN'T GAY NIGGA,
HE BEEN LOOKING LIKE A 9 (/10) CHICK HIS WHOLE LIFE
AM I WRONG IF HE BE LOOKING FINE? BUT NO HOMO FOR THAT #9

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You fucking niggers, this rap shit wasn't blaring all across the village back when Tobirama was running things. Now that was a Hokage who kept your darkie music in line.

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AYE, ITS HAKU
I'M NOT A PAKU OR A PIKU
HOW YOU DOING NICE TO MEET YOU?
BET YOU WERE CONFUSED WHEN YOU WERE 9 AND SAW ME LOOKING FINE?
BUT I'M A MAN, DAWG. JUST LIKE PRINCE
I'M THE FIRST TRAP YOU'VE EVER MET AND NAH, I AIN'T GAY
BIG POPPA ZABUZA GOT THE LONGWAY
I DREAM OF HIS POPSICLE ON MEH-
WAIT, I AIN'T GAY
THIS SHIT IS GETTING CRAZY
IMMA THROW MY NEEDLE SHARDS
GIVE NARUTO A LITTLE KISS
*mm*
THEN I GO ON MY WAY!
o3o

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Nigga fuck Tobolf "Make Konaha Segregated Again" Sitler
he fucking caused all that shit to happen!

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He died for this village, you subhuman period-eyed monkey. What have you ever done besides shit up the Konoha property value?

HEY, HEY, HEY IT'S SAKURA HARUNO HERE!
I WAKE UP MY DAYS DREAMING OF SASUKE
I GOT A SASUKE BODY PILLOW I DRY HUMP
NARUTO IS SUCH A FAG, WHAT A CHUMP
I ONLY LIVE, EAT AND BREATH FOR SASUKE-KUN
IF THEY TURNED SASUKE-KUN'S DICK INTO A SNACK
I'D BE EATING EVERYDAY
I LOVE THAT UCHIHA DICK
SASUKE-KUN GOT THE LONGWAY
I FINGER MYSELF TO HIS BIG UCHIHA WAY
I'D FUCK SASUKE OVER NARUTOS CORPSE ANY DAY!
YAY!

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The Uchiha were the village police force, helping the community
And he did them dirty. Fucking racist ass segregationist

why can't sakura be a badass too why does her part have to be all about how much she wants to suck sasuke's dick

oooh Naruto-kun....ooooh
mmmmm
WHOOPS! LOOKS LIKE ITS MY TURN
THEY CALL ME HINATA,
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME
I LOVE THIS GUY SO TENDERLY
MMMM NARUTO-KUN,
I'D SNIFF A FART OUT HIS ASS
WHEN HE WAS FIGHTING MY COUSIN
I WISHED HE WHOPPED HIS ASS
ONE TIME WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING
I SNIFFED THEM CHEEKS
I STEAL HIS SOCKS AND SNIFF THEM FOR WEEKS
NARUTO-KUN IS MY WAY, MY LIFE
I FINGER MYSELF TO HIS BLONDE HAIR,
UNT ARYAN PHYSIQUE
FUCK SAKURA THOUGH, THAT BITCH ASS HOE
I'D RAPE HER THEN KILL HER BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW

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>The Uchiha were the village police force
And they still plotted a coup, ungrateful tomofags. I'm glad he segregated y'all, you would have shit up the bloodlines in the village even more.

cause I thought we were doing caricature raps
and most people hate Sakura anyway.
And she's an easy target

Just a reminder that the Uchiha Massacre was an inside job. Uchiha niggers can't even stay loyal to themselves.

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Well shit then eh. Konaha had it coming!
From Madara, Obito and the Akatski
Ya'll had the karma coming!

H-HEY.... ITS ME KONAN
THE PAPER GIRL, EVERYONE'S BEEN KNOWIN
I LOVE NAGATO AND WANT TO DIE
WHY CAN'T WE GO BACK AS BUTTERFLIES?
OBITO KILLED ME. WHY?
HE LOVED RIN BUT I LOVED MY GUY
DIDN'T HE SEE WHERE HE LIED?
EVERY TIME I'M ON THE SCREEN ITS RAINING
AND I CRY
DON'T BLAME ME, AS AN ORPHAN
I WAS BORN SHY

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Yes! finally after all this waiting it is finally my chance to shine!


AAAHHHHHH!
THE RAGING BLUE BEAST NEEDS NO
INTRODUCTION!
MY SPEED AND STYLE MAKE THIS PRODUCTION!
I'LL RUN THROUGH ALL OF YOU WITH MY FISTS AND RAGE!
MY YOUTH BURNS SO BRIGHT, IT CAN"T BE CAGED!
NO MAGIC,NO ILLUSION, I'M ALL IN THE FLESH
I"LL PUT ALL YOU FUCKING HATERS TO REST!
I"M STRONG AND LEAN, I CAN"T BE TOUCHED!
COMING HERE UNPREPARED? YOUR IN FOR A RUSH!

I GOT THE GAINS FROM Jow Forums BOI U DON"T EVEN LIFT!

WHY DON"T YOU JUST STICK TO THE SIDELINES WITH THE HANDSIGNS WHILE I DROP BODIES LIKE I DROP THESE LINES?


Oh and by the way don't forget, I kicked your fucking ass at the chuin exams saskue. I'll be waiting once you get over your gay ass little tatoo you tramp

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IT'S ME HANKU HILLARU, AND I'M HERE TO SELL PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES. BUT WATCH OUT IF YOU MESS WITH ME YOU'LL BE IN A WORLD OF PROPANE

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