>in bed with gf
>she hugs me and puts her head over my ear
>i can hear her breathing
>"user, do you want to gas the kikes?"
>wake up
>cry
Life is so unfair bots...
In bed with gf
Gavin Wright
Owen Lewis
I pissed myself laughing, ahah appreciate it man XD
Benjamin Fisher
Even though i know that your reply is ironic i still feel bad knowing that probably someone is laughing at my sadness
Gavin Moore
no i actually did laugh tho. im not joking dude XD
lmfao haha
Lincoln Price
Haha le epikorz gren toxt
Mason Bell
>ywn have a qt nazi gf who loves anal
Grayson Wright
spoiler hgf
Landon Scott
That would be really hot to find a girl like that and then at the last minute she mentions that she means she loves giving anal and she pulls out a strapon.
Ayden Torres
that would actually be fucked. no thanks.
Logan Rogers
So it's okay to fuck a girl's butthole but not for a girl to fuck yours?
Ayden Baker
>tfw visit gf family
>everyone starts making racist jokes and talks about the jews
>feel uncomfortable, everyone is having a good time, gf telling jokes
>they start touching upon conspiracy theories and talking how gay people are pedophiles more often than not
>realize she has a thing for nazies and is a racist nationalist
>always knew she was right leaning, but never knew it was this bad considering her family aren't rednecks and how cute and shy she is
>wake up
>still hazy
>sigh of relief that it was a dream
>look around and realize that we are still visiting
>tfw it all happened and it wasn't a dream
We split up shortly after and I have a hard time trusting people because she was my first and only gf
>inb4 Jow Forumstards start seething
Matthew Williams
Bruh, you're a faggot
Cameron Moore
>having sex with a woman makes you gay
gg no re
Ethan Peterson
You had it user, you found our Utopia... and you threw it away
Julian Nguyen
>wanting something in your ass isn't gay
Colton Jones
>utopia
Being paranoid and twisting facts into lies about groups that are somehow "worse" than you in every way, but also responsible for "ruining" your life in every way is delusional. It wasn't the only reason why anyways, but it played into it. Mostly because she wanted to have kids and I did not.
Ian Sullivan
>using a man's (your own) hand to jerk your penis until you orgasm isn't gay
You're literally touching a dick, you fag.
William Wood
>implying thay i masturbste
Lmao, i know better than that
Ethan Gray
correct. females are the fuckees whilst males are the fuckers. are you a dyke or what exactly is wrong with you?
Nolan Hall
Admit it user, you broke up because she wasn't into cuckolding
Jayden Taylor
You never wash your penis? Jordan Peterson must be so disappointed in you.
So is a girl riding your dick bad too because she's the one doing the fucking? Why would I be a dyke? A dyke gf to pound my boy butt would be nice though.
Jonathan Nguyen
No, sharing partners without mutual consent or with the goal of humiliating the other is disgusting. We split up on good enough terms, but her being a racist nutjob and being a breeder meant we couldn't live together.
Josiah Bailey
Sounds reasonable
(Something so that it isn't considered unoriginal)