Thanks for taking me for drinks user, im just glad youre not like those transphobic incels online

>thanks for taking me for drinks user, im just glad youre not like those transphobic incels online

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>Yeah no problem Brian- I mean Natalie. Listen, wait here a second while I go get something
*loads up shotgun in the other room*

Oh God please don't cut my dick off

completely dead eyes.

>No biggie, how did you like the bitter almond taste? It wasn't really almond but it was cyanide, you just need to sign up your "suicide" letter and it's all good!

very based originolly

>It was on your tab. Thanks for the free drinks

Natalie mars is a national treasure .

I was amazed at how far she got with that baseball bat

I would pound him all day

Why do robots obsess over Natalie Mars so much, he has a disgusting boxy man body and ugly alien cock

There's tons of more passable trannies

Give examples with pictures faggot

How many other humans do you know that can fit a foot or more of coke can girthed silicon up their ass repeatedly and come out unharmed?

because his anus seems to be the most flexible anus in the world and thats just fascinating

I think we both know what's going in your butt

a baseball bat? a gigantic horse dildo? I don't think he would even feel your cock user even if you slaped it on the walls of his anus

I wonder if she ever uses her ass as a purse
Think of all the drugs she could smuggle

>people honestly saying they wouldn't wife this up in a fucking second
come on now

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Hotkinkyjo
You're welcome

>*whips dick out*
>"Time to fuck"

Fuckbuddy for a few years but not a wife.

I have this unrelenting urge to mess up her bangs.

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Natalie Mars is definitely the best tranny for insertions/gaping, but there's plenty of biological females that do it just as well if not better. Off the top of my head
>Isabella Clark
>Ava Devine
>Hotkinkyjo
>Roxy Raye
>Proxy Paige
>Sheena Shaw
>Siswet19
>Alysa Gap
>Anita Hengher

She has something those other girls don't have. A dick.

But she IDENTIFIES as a female. Therfore she IS a female. How hard is this to comprehend?

>pretending those blue beauties somehow show dead emotion

This is a whole new depth of incel cope

Oh I get very hard comprehending it, if you know what I mean, eh? eh?

>proxy paige

My dick got hard just reading her name. Bulging hard. When she got fat and started fucking trannies my affection for her became all consuming. I would actually, literally marry her

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I hate chubby chasers.
She was cute before. She's a fucking cow now. Disgusting.

so if I identify myself as the CEO of amazon, will I be the CEO of amazon?

LMAO look at that MAN-JAW, fuck trannies and fuck you OP, you are an abomination

>tfw having to pay for your gf(male) hair transplant

>he doesnt prefer sloppy fat cumpigs

Low test normie faggot

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Look at those shoulders. This man had no choice but to become a girl.

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>being transphobic
>in the year 2019
Nah bitch, I fucking love Optimus Prime.

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puts stuff in the butt

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Phobia is a greek word which means an irrational fear. Not only are you appropriating my culture but you're also misusing it. I'm telling HR.

what are you talking about? There is nothing wrong with her shoulders. Why are ppl pretending to be extra picky when it come to transwomen?

>REEEEE WHY WON'T YOU LOWER YOUR STANDARDS FOR ME! COTTON CEILING!

>"hey user wanna go back to my place and have some drinks?"

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How would anyone be able to slap a cock on the walls inside someones anus?
Well, except if their anus is a fucking canyon, and got room enough to fucking move around in there.
Other than that, i find it highly unlikely that someone would ever be able to slap someones anus walls