Enter elevator

>enter elevator
>see this
>please sir please help I have been raped by my boyfriend
what do?

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Killer and her and finish
de' johb

>Killer and her
not the sharpest tool in the shed uhn?

Did you had a stroke? What happen ?

>thats horrible
>you should call the cops

Ignore her and continue to my designated stop.

>Look her up and down
>Say "Sorry, I don't get involved in the drama of roasties OR darkies."

I'm taking the stairs.

block the elevator and rape her?

That's horrible. Come on, I'll accompany you to the nearest police station to file a report.

Huh? What u mean? Bruh...

I always take the stairs
Also dont care if she was raped

>As soon as you enter the police station she starts screaming HE RAPED ME! HE RAPED ME!!
What do

Accompany her to nearest police station? you faggot, do u need advice from Jow Forums to react to someone asking you for help?

I think he was trying to write in some sort of accent. Maybe African.

"Not my type."
Then I exit the elevator, but not before hitting every button.

Stay calm and tell them what happened. Proudly proclaim that I am still a virgin and this thot is obviously totally insane.

Luckily, I haven't showered in a week and it should be easy to prove that no DNA of hers is anywhere on me.

>being this naif...

>Clothes are fine
>Hair is relatively tidy
>No signs of physical trauma
>Looks pretty relaxed
>No other signs of emotional stress

I start recording on my phone in case she claims that I assaulted her to the next person that gets on while I ride to my floor.

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Show her what real rape feels like..

Tell her I have a gf

Do I look like a police to you?
WTF am I supposed to do, un-rape you somehow?