What do Muslims do when they get depressed?

>Can't drink
>Can't smoke cigarettes
>Can't smoke weed
>Can't have sex
>Can't masturbate
>Can't listen to music except Nasheed
>Can't have a dog as a pet/companion
>Can't watch TV
>Can't play games

Literally what do you do

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The do the things ypu listed as cant do

But then they will be stoned to death by their shariah man?

Go and blow up a public area lmao

In your fantasy, perhaps.

Muslims dont get depressed.

At least hardcore Muslims are committed to their faith while here in Yuropoor Muslims smoke, drink and spend money on expensive clothing.

They pray to Allah. It's the same as meditating but i has the added benefit of giving your life meaning.

they hide their head in the sand

Op they masturbate... be real... they do...

You got it backwards, those are the things that cause depression. That's why you avoid them.

>Literally what do you do
Stab and/or run over infidels

They spend time with their families.

They rape women and young girls.

Stone the occasional rape victim (the same girl they just raped prior most likely) your usual sand-nigger tier stuff.

I know muslims and they do everything you listed except having pets

seeking these things, expecting happiness out of them, is what gets you depressed in the first place, you brainlet

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Middle eastern people are psychotic. And a lot of Muslims do those things, just in private.
When middle eastern people get depressed, they tend to eventually pull themselves together in a psychotic rage and take it out on vulnerable people around them.
Due to my ancestry I have saracen blood floating around in me and it's awful. The way my family is compared to some of the arab families I've known over the years is almost identical.
So lets not just blame Muslims, all middle eastern people are freaks.

>music, sex, and having pet dogs is depressing

Bet you're the life of the party.

By the way, Muslims also cannot meditate as the whole New Age thing is haram and seen as useless when you have the Qu'ran. so don't give me the "they meditate" either

Literally every "natural cure" for depression given by normies is not allowed in Islam. So what do they do?

Muslim here. Yes, those things aren't allowed in Islam and we get pretty fed up over it but, the real thing is afterlife. Sure you can't have sex, do drugs but, would you rather burn in hell for eternity or spend eternity in heaven with beautiful virgins and shiet.

So, basically suffer in Earth then die, go to heaven. Get 72 virgin lolis? Sounds based

They rape children where i live

It is based. Life on earth is temporary. Time is passing by quickly. Average life expectancy is 60-70 years. Maybe you'll die young? Drugs and sex aren't worth doing. Just spend your time being a good Muslim.

Ooops. Meant you reply you. P.S: Heaven is much more than 72 virgins. It's beyond human comprehend.

>bet you're the life of the party
epic adhom moments

literally useless when you're already praying 5 times a day in an almost trancelike state. also, it's western brainlet coping tactics to live life without God but muh spirituality

>"natural cure" for depression given by normies
who cares. normies are braindead

>So what do they do?
they are less likely depressed, but when they are, they have Allah on their side
>"Or think you that you will enter Paradise without such (trials) as came to those who passed away before you? They were afflicted with severe poverty and ailments and were so shaken that even the Messenger and those who believed along with him said, "When (will come) the Help of Allah?" Yes! Certainly, the Help of Allah is near!" - 2:214, Qur'an

Why are you still a Muslim? Islam literally has no proof.

>inb4 much scientific, linguistic, numerical miracles.

Already debunked.

>why are you a muslim
but I am not. why are you such a brainlet?

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Sorry. My bad.


don't worry, mortal, I will forgive you this time. just remember to fear Allah, infidel

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Sure, they are depressed and pissed off as fuck. But, hey 72 virgins, rivers of wine and honey. Houses made of rubles.

I don't know but looking at the wikipedia page for the biggest ongoing wars, they seem to be doing a good job a blowing each other over, so maybe they don't do anything

You group rape some underage cousin, in my experience. Then you blame it in her calling her a slut.

Those things don't automatically make your depressed go away.

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It is the same as people did all around globe did like 200 years ago.

Work, read, spend time with children and lie on the ground doing nothing (properly resting from everything else). Apparently people nowadays are so stressed and depressed because they dont know how to just chill out and do NOTHING. Also dogs are just substitute for toddlers. Except dogs dont grow out of this mental stage. But arabs can just send their grown up children (4+ of age) to work or beg on streets so that they wont bother them so no prob.

is just like us christians that don't have pre-marital sex, don't use drugs...


Except you have to pray 5 times a day.

I have studied Islam. And, holy shit this religion is fucked to the core. No wonder Muslims are pissed off.

>have to
no, you want to because there's nothing better than submitting to Allah

>submit to some non existent, totally not ripped of from 300 idols, desert dwellers moon god.

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I hate Islam but, it's kinda based.

>hate fags and women
>put women in their places
>strong traditional values
>no degeneracy

imagine being this cringy

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You must be 14 or younger you dumb faggot

>14 or younger
>caring about traditionalism
You must be braindead.

They pray. Or they rationalize that Allah brought upon them hard times for their sins OR to tempert them because hardship builds character. Like look at subsaharan muslims when it comes to farming

>good year, many crops (because a bunch of higher IQ muslims gave them fertilizer and told them to use it)
>praise Allah
>next year is bad despite good rain (and because they didn't use the supplied fertilizer)
>such was Allah's will
>the elder says it is because they sinned
>sharia patrol does extra patrols that year
>another bad year
>elder says it is because they sinned and didn't do enough about it
>find a faggot, kill himm, that year is good

>can't drinks
Doesn't apply to arabs
>Can't smoke cigarettes
They actually can, lots of muslims does this
>Can't smoke weed
Same as cigarettes
>Can't have sex
Doesn't apply to arabs
>Can't masturbate
Same as cigs
>Can't listen to music except Nasheed
Same as cigs
>Can't have a dog as a pet/companion
True. Cats are okay though
>Can't watch TV
Same as cigs
>Can't play games
You can play games of it doesn't waste a lot of your time.

The average age of Jow Forums is 14 so this checks out

>he actually believes this
yup, braindead indeed

>not just being a pseudo-conservative incel memster
You're either that or 14

>although I hate Islam I agree with those points although they have nothing to do with Islam, just with islamic countries being backwards like in the middle ages
Yup, you're 14 or basically retarded.

>hate islam

>nothing to do with islam
>The woman and the man guilty of illegal sexual intercourse, flog each of them with a hundred stripes. Let not pity withhold you in their case, in a punishment prescribed by Allah, if you believe in Allah and the Last Day. And let a party of the believers witness their punishment. (This punishment is for unmarried persons guilty of the above crime but if married persons commit it, the punishment is to stone them to death, according to Allah's Law). The adulterer marries not but an adulteress or a Mushrikah and the adulteress none marries her except an adulterer or a Muskrik [and that means that the man who agrees to marry (have a sexual relation with) a Mushrikah (female polytheist, pagan or idolatress) or a prostitute, then surely he is either an adulterer, or a Mushrik (polytheist, pagan or idolater, etc.) And the woman who agrees to marry (have a sexual relation with) a Mushrik (polytheist, pagan or idolater) or an adulterer, then she is either a prostitute or a Mushrikah (female polytheist, pagan, or idolatress, etc.)]. Such a thing is forbidden to the believers (of Islamic Monotheism). - 24:2-3 Qur'an
keep coping, loser

>14 year olds are traditionalists
still a brainlet. come back when you have something relevant to say

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That's what you wrote in your first sentence you absolute nigger-tier troglodyte. Now fuck off and dilate or I don't know what colossal faggots like you do to calm down, maybe suck twenty dicks for free.

>your first sentence
try again, brainlet

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Now you're just being silly, this was your first post and if it wasn't you can anally fellate a shotgun for all I care because you're just a random nobody that noone talked to in the first place.

>he still doesn't get it
can't make this up. you're such a braindead loser, it's incredible

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well, they usually strap on a bomb, get an AK, go to a populated street of that city, start a shootout, and when they are gonna die for sure, they make the bomb explode

So you are a random nobody who felt the urge to barf his braindead opinions into a conversation. Kill yourself.

Yes, I was an user who disagreed with your nonsense and now you can't take it because you're a brainlet and your shitty arguing doesn't work. Welcome to Jow Forums, sissy.

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Oh brother you are really bumbothered that I called you a dumb teenager that you literally can't stop replying to me, desperately trying to look cool and level-headed with reaction pictures older than the hair on your balls. Stay seething my little faggot.

>being this upset about not realising you're talking to the wrong person
>projecting your anger this hard
why so insecure, incel?

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They're taking sin too seriously as all new abrhamic religions did. They get issues and vent anger whenever possible and attack anything their bible allows with witch hunting ethics.


Even if you're a dolphin if you take away sex and drugs (puffer fish) they start raping and killing themselves. It's the type of animal we are. We need vices or we'll vent all energy into the one negative thing we're allowed to do.

they can play games, watch tv and stuff.
Plus most muslims do at least a few of these anyway.

Lots of muslims smoke weed, it goes very far back in many arabic countries and other muslim countries. Lots of muslims smoke cigarettes and listen to any kind of music they want.
Lots of them drink coffee and smoke hookah when they go out. There's a late night coffehouse I go to amd I always see a lot of arabs there drinking coffee and having a good time. Cats are pretty common in muslim households and a few muslims own dogs as pets.

Even in some arab countries where alcohol is illegal, young people drink.

Most muslims I've met do most of the things you listed.

You're literally grinding your little faggot ass on the fact I couldn't tell apart two cumguzzlers on an anonymous image board. I guess that's the achievement of your fucking life my little friend.

>he's STILL on about it
it's time to be a man and take your L

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Pray to Allah of course. Thankfully we have 5 obligatory prayers everyday so I can always get my spirits up. I might even do the optional prayers for a boost if I need to.

Still riding on your empty victory?
Damn you must have few joys in life. But I'm glad I could be of service, I'm sure you'd have joined the 40% otherwise.

they do not get depressed

Naturally. At the end of the day, associating 14-year-olds to traditionalism backfired on you. It's always to be celebrated when idiots get told their place.

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Today is the day, I'm ending it early in the morning before my mother wakes up. I haven't slept in roughly 30 hours.
Goodbye Jow Forums, and thank you all for the fun times. I'll start in around 45 minutes. RA

Livestream video link and explanation:

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>he's still in denial about the fact that Jow Forums is chock-full with underaged memesters larping as le epic traditionslists
How old are you and how many children do you have?

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They beat their wives and kids all day.
As you can tell, many Muslims suffer from sever depression.

>he thinks I mentioned Jow Forums at any point
think again, brainlet

we can keep doing this all day

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Just answer the question underage traditionalist, how old are you and how many children to you have? Don't tell me you're a traditionalist because you're an incel.

I'm 47 and I have 7. 4 with my first wife and three with my second, But I'm not the guy you're talking to so it probably doesn't matter.

>Can't drink
yeah that's right
>>Can't smoke cigarettes
>>Can't smoke weed
>>Can't have sex
>>Can't masturbate
>>Can't listen to music except Nasheed
>>Can't have a dog as a pet/companion
>>Can't watch TV
>>Can't play games
they can do all of those you fuck, not everyone lives under ISIS

Do you have qt daughters?

Just admit that your argumentation attempt is garbage.

6 daughters 1 son. My seed is cursed.

It's perfectly valid, I even gave you an example. My little incel friend, how many kids do you have? Didn't you say you're a traditionalist? Or do you finally admit you're a larping zoomer?

>perfectly valid
yes, if valid meant fallacious, sure. tell me, why do you believe 14 year olds to be traditionalists?

and yes, I am a traditionalist

They do all those things in Europe

So you are an incel traditionalist? LMAO you couldn't even have scored in the 50s my onions-addled friend.
All I'm saying that traditionalism is a concept for 60yo boomers or impressable children. Which one are you?

It's as if you lack the ability to read and respond accordingly. How come you can't help but attempt to make judgments on the person you're talking to before? First you tell me I hate Islam, then you tell me I'm an incel. What's next? Will you call my mother a whore? Was my father a rapist?

It's funny how you brainlets regularly associate people with groups you alreadly disagree with in order to not be required to deal with any propositions or thoughts that might unconveniently oppose your worldview.

Which one am I? Well, I will tell you, but given your fairly developed coping tactics, you will vehemently refuse to believe it, in the same way you refused to believe that I wasn't the person you initially talked to. I am a 23-year-old, who obtained his masters in constructional engineering by the time I was 20, who is engaged for now 2 years with a beautiful woman, that studies architecture. The family is planned and children will follow in time. Furthermore, I have a keen interest in history, philosophy, fine arts, linguistics, poetry and literature. Is there anything more you would like to know?

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>It's as if you lack the ability to read and respond accordingly.
>How come you can't help but attempt to make judgments on the person you're talking to before
Don't bother trying to hide your butthurt behind a wall of text. As for the other baseless blubbering, prove it or move it incel.

Prove I'm an incel.

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You claim you're 23 and a "traditionalist".

You claim that I am an impressionable child.

blow shit up lol

Prove that I exist outside of your mind.

I'm an Irish dude that's been to Pakistan. They eat out a lot and the food standard was really fucking high. Everyone stays up later and essentially you shoot the shit with your friends. You're probably thinking "Of fuck what if I don't have friends" but the culture's structured in such a way that you'd have to be ridiculously terrible to have no friends. People are in everybody elses shit constantly.

Was a great country and made me like pakis a tonne desu, but I'm still not a massive fan of Islam. Nobody ever pressured me about my religion or lack thereof at least.

This basically, underrated post right here, you can twist faith to fit anything you want

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Prove to yourself that you exist.

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You got any source on this shit you utter faggot
retard alert

What you absolute retards don't seem to understand about any religion is that the rules are for brainlets and powerlets. If you're any kind of smart, you can go around them, if you're any kind of powerful, you can do whatever the fuck you want, and the hordes of double digit iq mouthbreathing subvocalizers will die for you and God (who happens to want exactly what you want) in droves. Iran is a country with literal religious morality police, and it is notorious for underground orgies where people are even more deranged and degenerate than in the west (where it fills a hole left by traditions and a sense of community which only expands with time) because they have the benefits of religion, and also get to vent their monkey urges in covert conditions. Religious rules are also about obnoxious hypocrisy. A lot of muds (today, always, whatever) and christian nobility in the middle ages bumdrilled each other to the bone, but it wasn't gay because of (excuses xyz). No one liked faggots, but every culture had ways of doing forbidden things in a permitted way. It was even manly to ass rape enemies, because it was a dominance thing. The only thing all cultures and religions have in common with regards to strict rules with harsh penalties is that it isn't about perfectly adhering to them, it's about finding ways to bend the rules in a socially acceptable manner, or doing what you want without the shame of being known for it.

Basically just use your fucking head for a moment.

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You're 23, you don't know shit about life or traditions.

>can't smoke cigarettes
>can't smoke weed
Have you ever been to a Muslim country, OP?

Great, now prove it or move it, incel.

If anything I and nothing else exists.

Cool, but can you prove your existence to yourself? Descartes could, but I doubt you have the brainpower.

I should prove that you're 23?
Or should I prove that you're clueless at 23? Isn't being a traditionalist before the age of 60 proof enough?

Proving that I don't know shit about life or traditions, obviously.