Anecdotes #532

Not the best place to be asking, but does anyone has any tips or advices on how getting a bf...
Would you smoke crack and do heroin everyday for a month in exchange for 100,000$?
Hello. I was wondering if someone could buy me Dark Souls 3 on G2A and send me the steam code. I would be very grateful...
I said my fucking peace to them
Be honest
Milkyy#5670 This is Amy from Washington...
Asian "people"
No one Ioves me
Is it true that this is a board for awkward lonely females...
He doesn't workout
/drugfeel/ History Edition
It seems like this board full of femanons now, what happened?
Give me my (you)s NOW
Im going to suck your cock right now, user!
Officially a Vapefag
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM FUCKIN CIRCUMCISED AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE...
So many poor virgin boys that just need some romance and attention for once in their lives and most will kill...
/Ramen/
Get drug charge
Pepe's thread
Girls are precious and perfect and need to be snuggled to death
/britfeel/
Post your fembot experiences
How many times have you masturbated today?
Anybody else here like fapping to dicks but aren't really attracted to men? Lets talk about it
Hello anons, anyone want to pamper me with head Pat's and cuddles. I can give you my time and cuteness in return
Im stuck in a mental hospital for a few weeks
Femanons, do you feel breast envy? Explain why or why not
God
What is he up to nowadays? He got out of prison almost a year ago
When committing suicide why do people slit their wrist instead of their throat...
Your desire for virgin girls is rooted in a deep sense of insecurity that you won't measure up to previous cocks...
I reply to everyone in this thread
What does girls' cum taste like?
No matters anything, the sadness always comes back. I can't escape it...
Depression thread #2 Involuntary hospitalization edition
How do you attract a high quality male? I only seem to attract low quality abusive, immature and sissy males
POST WHATEVER THE FUCK U WANT
Do you fit the criteria of being a frimbopman?
If there is a femanon on this board with a sweet voice can she just say "I love you" and post the vocaroo
Whites make up less than 50% of zoomers. At some point soon, the US will be a hispanic majority country...
What are your non-negotionable dealbreakers?
I finally have 32 pounds of sodium hydroxide! I can finally get started! Its time
Be white
I hadn't weighed myself in almost 4 years up until now and I just found out I am 318lbs. AMA
NoFap (sissy related) urges are fucking unbearable... How can i do?
Do you think your life would be better if you didn't have a small dick?
Oh man
What's worse
Race Wars
Bandit keeps me collared and plugged 247...
/Hobby/
Be 1/8th asian
How attractive would a woman need to be on the 1-10/10 scale for you to seriously consider marrying her and staying...
Our doc is still ongoing! Pt 2
You're a virgin and you're how old, user?
Hiking near the beach
Am i a chad for these texts or am i actually autistic? i cant tell
You daughter comes home with this for prom
THE BALDPILL
Ls your ex doing better than you?
Typical day?
I've noticed that whenever I'm outside, adult women never even glance in my direction (even fat and ugly ones)...
Jow Forums equivalent?
Haven't jerked off in 7 days
Politics is such a fucking cancer
Won't having sex with phimosis hurt? Do girls think it's weird?
Rules of Socializing anons
What does Jow Forums think about stan lee?
LISTEN TO THIS FIRE ASS MUSIC BRUH
What vidya games do you robots play? i'm kind of getting bored of mine so some new ideas would be great
Yfw this is all we are
I just ordered a meal for myself in Burger king and I had to pretend I was buying food for two. I feel like shit man
Why are you men so inconsiderate of my need for an orgasm...
He is going to an hero soon, isnt he?
User*sip* you've*sip*been*sip* quiet*sip*all*sip*date*sip*what*sip*gives*loud burp*
/britfeel/
First gf
When women rape men, why isn't it called rape?
What websites does Jow Forums browse besides Jow Forums?
Tfw no tall gf
Tfw no strong dominant man to completely ravage all my holes and turn me into his personal cumdumpster
Man charged with brutal stabbing told police the dead teen's rap music made him feel 'unsafe'
HEWWO AND GUD MOWNING NICE FWENZ AND LUVLY + BEAUTIFUL HUGGLE BUDDEEZ!! :3c :D >^///////^<
There's a white baby in her belly. How does that make you feel?
What's your IQ?
Phd
Hi Hi Jow Forums! UWU
Is he going to be alright?
Ideal boyfriend
Nobody else lives in Luxembourg
I can't believe I was ever hesitant to get into IT
Do girls like being abused?
Dropped our jobs and off to travel the world! See ya later, wagies and neets!! ahah
If one of the biggest signifier of male happiness is whether or not he's in love...
Having a panic attack because I've been invited out
/creative r9k general/
I really hope every incel reads this story
Cigarette
It's an "attractive person complains about their life" episode
You have 2 bullets in your gun
Why are Irish girls so goddamn ugly?
Vegan rationale
Oh you think feminism is bad for society?
Dating a milf
Men see women as nothing more than mere sexual objects to satisfy their own sexual gratifications...
Suicide
Why is addiction so shitty...
/robot/
Im a stupid nigger. why did god made me a nigger. im a dumb sack of shit, im a scumbag, im a moon creaking nigger...
Tfw it's socially acceptable to walk out on a date that isn't working out without saying a word or confronting said...
Are there any dentists here? If so can you tell me if my tooth is fixable with a simple filling...
To the normalfags on this board, what was your first sexual experience like?
What do you think about lacing food with nicotine...
D-don't stare so hard
Why are some women so vitriolic towards weaker or less wealthy men? Pic related is the tamest comment criticizing him...
Wagecucking General
Saw this webm on s4s and feel really disturbed by it...
How do I make 540 dollars last 2 weeks/grow?
I just want a girlfriend, i just want a girl to like me
Your opinions on the guy?
I have some questions for the guys and "girls" that grew up in fostercare/ophanage
Get qt gf
Anybody wanna redpill me on joining the military?
I want to give her my whole paycheck
Are philosophers geniuses?
If you killed someone and the police were after you, how would you avoid capture?
I just realized there isn't a place where you can litterally just go to and hang out
You receive a button. If you press it, you instantly get 1 billion dollars,tax free. 1 person you don't know dies...
Anybody here really like Dostoevsky?
Why is so difficult to talk to somebody?
Will a fembot in the northeast go on a motorcycle ride with me? we can get midnight snacks and find some stars. thanks
What is it like being someone's first boy/girlfriend?
Do you like grills with bright coloured hair?
Swipe on every single girl on tinder
What's the appeal of anime?
Sup Robots
Tfw homosexual fantasies involving childhood friends are back again
Jow Forums Gets Fiscally Responsible
Would you fuck a pregnant woman?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK NNCMAojon im fucking c circunmsized neet piece of shit SHIT NEET SHIT EWORDL NEVER GONNA...
Would you ever consider dating a tranny?
Post why your a social outcast
"Surprise user! We thought you might like both and see which one you like better!"
Do any of the robots here have evil thoughts?
Letter thread faggots, spill your gay ass feelings n shit
D-do femanons at least find us funnier than normies?
Dating Tips for Incels
Veganism
How do you all life with the fact that after we die, there is nothingness for eternity
I am not a vampire
How is the std life treating you all, robots?
I'm not going to rest until every single one of you are feminized, weak...
Give me literally 5 reasons to not kill myself
"Hey white boi, help me count my money."
Long distance relationships?
Why did values in Germany change so quickly in the 30s?
Seal my fate guys, trips decide when I die
What do you think this room smells like, Jow Forums?
White supremacists are stupid
I listen to 80s Japanese music on my commute to work
User, I just want to be your friend. Why do you have to be so quiet?
Drinking Thread
I always assumed girls thoroughly washed their butts whenever possible but apparently this isn't the case...
Tfw too ugly
/end it all/ edition
A question for the fembots and robots
It's over. Thots won. Belle Delphine is arguably the most famous eceleb in the world right now...
How the fuck am I supposed to pay for this?
Fat fuck here, what would happen if i only ate 1 red baron pizza a day for weight loss?
Who else vocel? I wanted my first time to be special and with someone that loves me...
What's an exciting adventure you can go on in the modern age?
How is this possible? I discovered Hitomi on a thread here a few weeks ago and checked out her back catalog...
Things you (fembot) like in boys
I MIGHT GET A JOB BOYS
be me
I do not understand
Lemme hear your pretty voice edition
Go to practice cello
Happiness
What does vagina taste and smell like, typically
Incels BTFO by reality every day
I just wanna be a neet again so bad bros
Druggies of r9k, I just purchase some cough syrup so i can trip bawls off dxm. What am I in for ?
Thoughts on this quote from this dude?
Order $25 meal on grubhub
Holy fuck bros, its happening...
Hello chestlet femanons
Oh fuck oh fuck
Why do girls hate incels?
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Quit smoking two years ago
Im a borderline porn-addict. Should I ask for help or some recommendations I haven't heard before?
It really isn't that hard, virgins
There were 13.4 billion years when you didn't exist. there will be trillions upon trillions years when you won't exist
Hello anons I'm tripping balls please keep me company
GIRLS ON Jow Forums
Ok fembots. You are locked in a room with pic related and a random robot. She is trying to seduce the robot...
Why having a gf, user?
Why don't you just get an average gf? one with dyed hair and modest ambitions
How different would your life be if you were rich?
Have you heard the good news?
Incel here ask my anything
Imagine losing the joy of your life because your boomer dad accidentally dropped it from a balcony window
Gf starts new job
Why being a human sucks:
Why does everyone on r9k claim to have a 140+ I.Q? Do you know how rare that is...
How does this website feel about GamgerGate...
Why does the right wing deny that this is the future that they want? Is the white race more important than your heart?
Send yourself from 5 years ago a message, but only one sentence:
Elle Fanning Worship Thread
I don't want to work. Help me anons, FUCKING HELP ME!
How much different do you think your life would be if you had a jawline like this?
I'm so embarrassed of being a schizo that I think I ruin relationships and push people away on purpose...
Ive been stuck in a mental hospital for a few weeks (3 months this year total), and for a few weeks more
Reminder that the real reason you cant get a gf is because of race traitor globalists and kikes
Tfw no diapie gf
My ideal bf:
AAAAAAAAA I can't tAke it anymore I hate that I'm a tranny. I hate that i'm a faggot...
Men prefer debt-free virgins without tattoos
Why are robots so effeminate and gay?
Does anyone else have a favorite's folder with pics of their girlfriend to scroll through during tough times?
More and more young males are increasingly becoming withdrawn from society and adopting incel beliefs...
Where the hell do I meet people who aren't retarded evil pieces of shit...
Every girl that i have common interests with is gay or already has a boyfriend
What is your life plan, robots?
Not treating like the entire world is your own autistic hollywood set
Tfw 120 IQ
Is Brazil the worst country to be an incel in?
Is there a more evil company then Disney?
What is the brattiest thing you've seen a kid do?
All incels in the West should start dating 3rd world women. They are more feminine and submissive...
She is now selling her pee for 10 thousand dollars? What the fuck?
This post will drive redditors up the wall wait and see
/britfeel/
Ask someone who came inside of a fembot pussy anything
Finally get gf
Have a good day today sweetheart!
Receding hairline
Ask me anything, Jow Forums
/r9gay/ - #789
How do i go about shaving my asscrack?
Fetishes/kinks you have that you have gotten to experience
Stop over-complicating how to get a gf faggots. It isn't about being redpilled or woke or normie or whatever...
How many of you have a porn problem?
Ghosted
Depressed fembots
Drinking
He claims he has "depression"
Help me decide what name to give to my birb
Yfw you realize most femanons have cellulite butts
I want to kill myself but I can't because I don't want my mother to bury her only child or make my family sad
Fembots and femanons, does height actually make someone more attractive to you...
/emotional numbness/
Whats it like dating a hood rat?
/bottom/
Why do they do this to themselves, and then act like bitches when talking to us
Exercise and do lsd
Over 50 people reported getting herpes after drinking her bath water
Why are incels so goddamn stupid
Today is paypig's payday
He doesnt send me a dickpic within 3 days of talking
Female red flags
You have 2 bullets in your gun
Do you have any degenerate fetishes?
I-it gets better at uni right?
I just hate the fact that you're stuck with your body
Why don't you robots just settle for a Canadian gf?
All the sissy threads are starting to get to me...
In 2020 being a virgin is like the true transgression...
Wagecuck General
Watching a few best gore videos really changes your perspective on life
Mfw he's read Marx
Be me
I am a victim of hypnosis attempts from at least 3 different people last week...
Why did my thread get removed
Jow Forums is a yellow fever board
The last two digits determines the age of the next woman you will have sex with
Do average women find this attractive?
Why don't you just buy a sex toy for a lonely fembot? You'll get to take the credit for every orgasm she gets from it
Be me
Having a woman sleeping in your bed every night is heaven
Its another late night thread where I complain that life isnt like fiction. How are you holding up, fellow MCs?
How can women be lonely?
Stats
Post r9k approved vidya
Do any of you guys have any weird, obscure thoughts about how you'd like to fall in love with a girl? Like for me...
Mein Nofap Struggle
You bought a jar didn't you?
"incel" meme
What's a cozy game you can play on a near literal toaster and possibly make friends on?
An incel has never partaken in domestic violence
Currently in the vicinity of a shotgun and proper ammunition
Any yall fags still playing gta 5?
How many of you have to struggle with a porn addiction?
Actual trans thread
Being 100% logically consistent and therefore 100% logically sound is like a super power
Were you instilled with beta values as a child?
Why the fuck do ethnics want our women so much?
Just how important is being Jow Forums in terms of getting girls?
Am I a pedophile if I date a 4'6" girl as a 6'5" male? All my friends are calling me kiddy fucker
Really sad and bored femanon here, ask me anything
Her face after she pity fucks you
What parts of the old web do you want back?
Let it aIl out
At what age did you realize you will never improve, and that you are a fundamentally broken person?
Always tip
Would you make a good bf
Post Your Internet Speed
Waifu General #201
My first and only gf was a beautiful white girl with blonde hair and blue eyes...
Acne
Would you beat up a robot?
Schizobot q and a
I'm wearing a cute skirt rn :3
I am NOT a fembot. I am a regular dude...
This show is fucking trash
Am I alone in thinking it's fucking retarded that deer grow antlers?What the fuck is this shit...
Fucked up fetishes
Anyone else living at night?
This is your daily small titty appreciation thread
How did you lose your virginity?
Suicide
I will not rest until I convert all of you into sex crazed, makeup and fashion obsessed effetes
Alright wagies. Give me one good reason I should leave my comfy neet life behind and join the ranks
My dick is a thin pencil (7x5) I wish I hat a fat cock
Add someone from here
Are fembots unironically not the other girls?
I will never be a mother because I'm a schizophrenic subhuman
Daily reminder that all women want is a guy in ottermode
Girlfriend started going to the gym with another guy
Last year my mom told me she thinks I have autism. I don't know why, but that really hurt my feelings...
Do you think that people who celebrated the 4th of July by privately launching fireworks that fly into the air without...
Together 2 years
How do I tell if I'm trans or not?
How do you genuinely feel when you see a lovey dovey couple?
Robots and fembots, what is your opinion on Billie Eilish?
Why did the bad guys totally ruin badass black uniforms and why do bad guys always have the coolest uniforms?
"You keep striking out with white bitches user. Ever consider...an alternative?"
Be 28
Why did he kill himself...
Post your results from politiscales
Why are women so god damned awful?
Autistic
You finally get a gf and she's perfect
Being a human sucks
Stop listening to (((their))) morals. There is nothing wrong with incest
/britfeel/
Bros
I'm stuck in a mental hospital for a few more weeks
Do average women see this as attractive? I want an average girl
I want something to die for
To Crow:
Oldfag offers some advice
Get dubs in this thread to die in your sleep tonight
Be a ginger that burns in the sun
~has anybody else given up on life?~
Can we get a weed thread? stoners of r9k get in here
V O C A R O O
Why don't you robots date a black fembot who don't want kids?
Degeneracy has doomed 21st century girls to follow the lifepath of that girl from pic related
Anyway, as I was saying
Yui makes me happy :)
Why are natural blond guys so rare? I just want a qt blond bf
If your girl really loves you she will let you fuck her in the ass
Is it cucked to let a girl pay for your date
Just spend all your life exercising extreme mental and physical rigor and do things that go completely counter to the...
Lets have a music rate thread frens
Trips/dubs decides whether or not I stay a neet or become a wageslave. No joke...
What will your last words be?
Endless Tower Thread
Sv
Big brother loves his little sister so much
For those who are suicidal, why are you clinging on to life? You have 0.01% of hope. If you were serious about it...
Have femanons had one girl in their life that you hated with every fiber of your being and she hated you too?
Yesterday, female friend invited me along with someone else to smoke weed with them
Please ridicule me, I'm a cuck, a virgin, a 4" dicklet, and an ugly son of a bitch. Polfags need to execute me
I want the TRUTH
How do I get a crazy qt gf?
Why aren't you giving street massages to qts right now??
This e thot
What should i name my kot
Lets play a game of incel bingo
/room/
/YFG/ - Yellow Fever General
Why do we call him a murderer when he wasn't convicted of murder...
ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
Is pic related chinese, japanese or korean?
Tfw no silver haired gf
What do i need to get a girl like this?
Starting to lose my grip on reality. 7 year hikineet here. Think it might be time lads
My previous thread >>53252820
Im a shy autistic emo mutt with thicc thighs and i really want a boyfriend who is a white nationalist who can be my...
Between the simple decisions to make or not to make this thread, I chose the former
Am i going to finally lose my virginity?
Browses on a botnet OS
If women like violent men why don't they like white nationalists and white supremacists?
Robots
/britfeel/
Roastie Entitlement
Honest question, guys
Is it wrong to approach woman when you know your dick is too small to satisfy her?
Robot after robot
/motivation/
Tfw retarded schizo
You are at the club
Whats femanons favorite parts of guys bodies? i know arms are popular with girls but what else is...
Why aren't you afraid of climate change?
What country do you live in and what country would you love to move to?
Why are women more shallow than men?
He doesn't use lube when fapping
Political Compasses
How do i get a shortstack fit gf?
Mfw i was some girl's crush for 3 years
See this
Another girl I met is into cuckolding
23
Does anyone have a comfy minecraft server
Brainlet media:
Hey fellas, can sombody help me figure out what the fuck is this
I feel so lonely and its killing me slowly
Mania general
/talk/ - because talking is cool
The loneliness is eating my brain
Weekly Family Thread
Only /belle bros/ allowed in here
ROBOT UPRISING FUCK ROASTIES
Anyone else have no desire whatsoever for friends or male companionship, only a desire for a gf?
Move to america from eastern european shithole
Be autist
What is the difference between a 90 IQ person and a 110 IQ person?
Catering to aerodynamic drag was a mistake
Evangelion Oedipus Thread
/britfeel/
/mbti/
Maybe that cute cashier girl likes you, user. You should ask her out!
I want something genuine
No big tiddy thread on Jow Forums the board for big fat tiddies
Why do ethnics love our women so much?
Why is discord specifically so shit? I never had these same problems on Skype or IRC...
Like girl
Any young female here wants free money? I have nothing to live for, no family no girlfriend nobody...
Want to build gaming pc
Why aren't you femanons streaming? all you need is nice tits. That's it
You can't kill...
"accidentally" walked in on mom as she was showering
I will never experience this
Trying to teach myself programming
I want to choke the life out of you, Aqua
Why are all todays women so vulgar
He thinks nofap isn't a placebo
Whoa is this what public school is like in America?
Is anybody else totally okay with being a beta male...
Last three digits determine the realm I phase too
When is this supposed "wall"?
Dubs and I hang myself monday morning
Why don't incels just turn on easy mode by getting a mail order wife?
NEETs, what do you do for fun?
Finally get gf
Can someone help me please? I feel like Im insane and extremely alone...
I didn't realize i was gay until like 2 years ago. But in high school everyone always called me a faggot...
Being attracted to underage girls is wrong and there's no debating it...
Why isn't autism in females more common?
"Why don't you just get an ugly gf?"
Femanons
Loli porn discussion (not a dump thread)
Why is it that losers are always attracted to underage girls?
Every avatar and namefag is dead inside and only alive because they're too pussy to kill themselves...
I'm getting sick of the same old snacks. Need some new ones. Post your favorites and tell me what's on your mind
I'm a 25 years old virgin
Robot jobs
Are these threads allowed? Dubs decides message
Be me
You're offered $1 billion US dollars to eat one pound from this corpse. Do you take the deal and, if so...
Hypothetically
How does Jow Forums feel about death?
Gf monkeypaw 3 : i want to hang myself from a damn tree...
Have any of you guys ever fucked a certified slut?
Friends bullying me about gay stuff more and more
Anons who have considered suicide for a long time now, state what kept you here today...
"Principal user all the potatoes in the cafeteria are blighted. What should we replace them with?"
My gf may be bi
Any INTPs wanna talk on discord or something?
Get a match after weeks on tinder
Hey r9k. this is a thread (again) where you can write whatever. ill respond to you in some shape or form. all of you...
Tell me Jow Forums, how bad was your Pink Floyd: The Wall phase?
How did it affect you when you realised Japan is vastly unhappy and in fact moving there would be even less like anime...
Why don't you just walk in and ask for a job?
Post pics that scare roasties
I dont have a girlfriend no girl wants me they all think i am weird and ugly fuck everyone who has a girlfriend and...
Favorite Animal
/feels thread/
Is it normal to feel like literal shit when a white man is close to you, i mean...
Waifu General # 2 0 0 !
There are black people posting on Jow Forums RIGHT NOW
Be long haired boy
/R9EXIT/ WE WANT A BLUE BOARD
Is Crispy's girlfriend the best girl yet?
If you have sex and dont cum inside her, you are a bad person
I just wanna kill people at this point you know?
Vidya anhedonia
Why is it so hard to build muscle? I don't want to look like an auschwitz victim
Convert to Catholicism
Hey fembot here to answer even your weirdest questions, hope you're having a nice day :)
Tfw got over fifty bottles in my room
Post reasons why your life is fucked up
R9k discord thread
Is it just me or is adult life in this society deeply depressing and meaningless? Just work...
The night is still young anons, how is everyone doing?
Jow Forums UPRISING AGAINST ROASTIES
/drugfeel/ Saturday Night Edition
When was the last time you had your dick sucked, anons?
Last year I remember seeing threads on the catalog that seemed to explicitly make fun of me...
Fellow NEETs here. Please enlighten me about NEET lifestyle. Is it good...
User, I think I twisted my ankle getting out of the pool. You're going to have to carry me to the nurse's office
Modern weaponry is supposed to equalize the playing field
Why do women all have the same taste? Some men are into fit girls, some are into thin girls, some are into curvy girls...
Why can't white manlets get a pass for dating asian women?
ITT post controversial/potentially controversial opinions and discuss. I'll start:
I absolutely fucking HATE how manlets are often lumped into the same group as fatties...
Be femanon
Black anons, this website (except maybe /mu/ and /lit/) is nothing good...
I'm on drugs and will talk to you about anything and every topic...
I am attaching a higher dimensional parasite to every shitskin to shorten your lifespans...
Rate each other's interests
If you have done any of these things or have any of these qualities, you can NOT be a robot...
Im about to watch Evangelion for the first time. What am i in for?
Would you get a boner if a boy like this sat on your lap?
Is Belle Delphine the Kurt Cobain of e-thots...
I'm living in someone's head rent free for petty reasons. What do?
COCK LUST REVIVED
Why not just marry a trad girl who likes dresses and flowers?
Ever turned a girl on? How did you do it?
/britfeel/
I believe that as long as a widely separate group of people exists, the very existence of our own people is at risk...
This game. This fucking game. I just wasted 5 hours of my life left clicking my fucking mouse for this bullshit...
How do I stop thinking Japanese women are aesthetically superior?
Be me
Be introvert and spend 90% of free time at home
To be fair you need an extremely high iq to appreciate the cuteness of itty bitty titties
Is there a bootcamp where I can go to
If you had to abandon one of the following forever, which would it be: Video games, porn, movies, or TV series
Femanons, how many orbiters do you have? Why? Do they provide for you?
Give me the redpill on cigarettes
The Absolute State of Jow Forums In 2019
Loneliness literally slowly rots your brain and causes you to go insane
Reminder of the 2nd of the two abortions she had
I fucking hate women. Approached 5 Asian tourists today. One of them replied to my text, but the other 4 rejected me...
What does a qt girls ass usually taste like?
How do UK fags start college at 17?
Why don't you workout bros? There are literally no downsides
Why would you choose an asian girl over this???
Can I get in trouble for talking to a 22 year old polish girl on discord? I'm from USA...
How many of you guys come to this board knowing that you don't belong? I come here because the humor here is funny...
Has a girl ever asked you out, r9k?
Be me
User, have you ever hugged a girl? I can give you a hug if you need one
You know what guys, I'll just admit it:
Imagine installing a tracker on your daughter's computer because you're suspicious that she might be doing stupid...
Do you think Belle Delphine will ever do nudes? Did you order any of her stuff?
Waifu General - /waifu/ #199
Slow day for the board, so let's compile the Jow Forums NPCs just from what we see in the catalog
Is it true that Generation Z treat ass-play so casually that sisters let their brothers eat them out?
Talk to drunk girls
Describe Yourself in 3 Fictional Characters
Eyes of robots
Robots, do you really understand what it's like being an ugly fembot? I don't think you'll ever really understand...
What brings you joy in life?
Did you watch this video? Is it true? Did Hitler really do nothing wrong...?
Dernaged people general
Be me, autistic virgin retard
Just got my hands on some gamer girl bathwater ask me anything
I need someone to talk to about changing my life
I'm starting my first job ever at McDonald's on Tuesday and I'm scared as fuck...
/r9gay/ - #788
Stop
On a date with my friend
I've had a big black guy inside of me before. Ask me anything
Any ways to get fat quick?
I'M SORRY LADS, MAN DOWN
I am dating a girl who has had 2 abortions, she's 19, is that too many abortions?
Jow Forums is voting for Andrew Yang right?
Femanons, do you get cocklust? How does seeing a big dick cum make you feeI?
/britfeel/
My gf (legal) was born in 2003. I am 27. And I fucked another 15 yo (legally) when I was about 25. AMA
Sports Photography
Gooooood morning Jow Forums, wow this must be the earliest good morning thread I make in a while...
No GF ever
Tfw you will never live in communist dystopia china and have a cute cop trying to arrest you because she wants your...
I'm addicted to online stalking and catfishing. I love manipulating people...
My sister has taken on a black boyfriend
You wake up in a hentai world in which one in five women is a futa...
Do 30yo boomer femanons[female(female)] exist?
Let's play a game, robots! ill start rolling. hoping for a 1 or a 2!!!
How are cutfag robots coping with the fact that the jews literally stole the most pleasurable part of their body
Fembots, let's see what your ideal BF looks like
So
Everybody with dubs gets an asian gf
Thoughts on this suicide plan r9k:
Why don't you read books ?
Normalfag Bingo
He keeps asking "what's the matter?" when I'm upset instead of just cheering me up and making me laugh
Don't trust anyone, robots
Why are so many posters here so fucking stupid?
Your superpower:
Gentle femdom : Sadness edition
When did r9k become the laughing stock of the internet?
Statistically speaking just about every robot here is either friend zoning , leading on...
How can you people experience first hand being a enslaved cog in the capitalist mega machine every single day like...
Do you have a cute niece that adores you?
He doesnt have a folder full of pictures of his waifu
I can't fall asleep right now and I have nothing to do. Someone talk with me about something until I can fall asleep
Goodnight kathy
Moving out of your parents'
I let a black guy fuck me once. His penis was pretty big. Ask me anything
Say anything you want
Does anybody else constantly fantasize about redoing life, knowing what you do now
What video games have you robots been playing lately...
Imagine being born a woman and having ugly breasts
And i dont give a single fuck
Whats in the mind of the white girl...
Is this prime sadboi hours
Tribe Scenario
Qt Thread
How do you like your women?
Is this woman out of your league?
Steals your crush's attention by being prettier than you
Why don't fembots put their amazon wishlists on Jow Forums more often? They could get free gifts from robots
If you were a parent
What's your opinion on 69'ing?
Why is everything better as a child? Nowadays I can't enjoy absolutely anything anymore...
Why don't you just get a black gf, user? It's easy pussy, and they LOVE white men
Draw Thread
Best female friend has like a 99% chance of breaking up with her current bf
Antifa are a bunch of thugs
Can a girl be too skinny?
What is the nicest compliment someone has given you?
Life is tough for a lefty who hates political correctness
Gf monkeypaw 2: electric boogaloo
Femanon Thread: Masturbation Edition
None of you robots is capable of making a girl's pussy wet
1400+ likes
Underground Youtube
"Yo fembot. I wanna fuck. Get in the car."
Does God hate trans people?
Jow Forumsshit is ruining Jow Forums
Do robots like art?
Is it just me or has this board gotten friendlier?
Why are Americans okay that some of their richest cities look like this?
Let us say that there is an eternal paradise where we can do whatever we want, no limits, forever
What a horrible night to have a curse
How my fellow asian robots doing tonight? hapa friendly
Why are people from third world countries so loud and irritating? And they don't mind your personal space either...
Texting girl
Everyone stop what they're doing and hug the femanons until they stop being sad
Is there any possibility of murdering women and getting away with it?
I love breaking women down who won't meet up with me for sex
How does Jow Forums compare to what you thought or read about it before you started coming here?
What are some things I should do/experience before I kill myself this weekend?
How do normalfags even manage to live without alcohol, weed or hard drugs?
Wagecucks have you ever walked off of the job?
Is it worth it to date a nice but fat girl?
User, have you ever kissed a girl? I feel like you havent
How old are you and have you ever been on a date before?
/fat/ general
Lose competitive game
at what age did u begin to hate women. 24 for me
Evenin', nightwatch. How is everybody doing tonight?
Heh... looks like I need to teach you nerds a lesson or two about Jow Forums
/Friends/ thread
31 yr old croat here
Fembot here
How do you justify being an homophobic asshole?
I cannot for the life of me beat this boss. Am I just retarded?
Do you collect anime figures?
You would never see groups of women doing stupid shit like buying bath water from some e-girl...
Finally get a gf after thinking i was terminally undateable
You're back in high school and a one hour lunch break just started. What do you do?
Dumb sketches for (you)s
Any other robots abuse alcohol to deal with life?
I just saw a really young girl that seemed to be around the age of 11 or so, wearing the cocksucker choker...
*knock on door*
Most frequent board thread
Some of you like the game of chess. I've received tutelage in this game and understand most of the general concepts...
Wake up
Depressed people have low IQ
How to get money without working
Letter thread. What will you write?
Survey time
I have an idea to expand r9k's influence over all of Jow Forums...
Still can't bring myself to tell my dad I'm trans cause I don't want him to feel like he failed at raising me
Give your first impression on robots based on their profile picture. Discord, message boards...
Do fembots have hairy vagoos and enjoy insertion?
If a girl squeezes your penis with her vaginal muscles, can you feel it?
Nofap starting right now. Who is with me??
There are people browsing this board naked right now
/comfy/
MBTI
I have no cute gf or bf to cuddle with and call cute names...
How many of you robots jerk it directly into the toilet bowl and flush it...
Anyone else too scared to even voice chat with people through discord? It's why I don't use it
Isekai
You can pass the toilet paper roll test right? Right?
3 hour long interview with disability examiner went well
Drinking
America's Housing Crisis
High as fuck metabolism
/britfeel/
Your age
Cutting thread
What's Jow Forums's most degenerate fetish?
How can me white women self harm more often than other women?
23 years old virgin
ATTENTION INCELS
I get NUMEROUS compliments about my looks and style...
Oldfags at what age did you finally get a relatively clear skin...
Hope this isnt 2DEEP for r9k which is just sluts and trannies now...
Can anyone who is kissless, handholdless, or hugless please post in this thread so i can feel better about myself...
Sour belts are better than cocaine
He doesn't love going to work
I am going out with a girl tomorrow for the first time in my life (28 year old KV)
Why in all god damn hell isn't she selling her piss?
My order of Belle's bathwater just arrived
Hey big bro, this bath tub is only big enough for one of us now that we're all grown up...
Do you think the 'increasingly insecure white majority' will target Asians in the near future?
Wagecuck General
Okay describe your perfect gf and i will give her some fatal flaw(s) lets go and you decide if you still want her
Wife
Isn't this what women want out of men?
Femanons
Saw a wagie today. He was barely containing his coughing. It's not even that cold. Take care wagie...
Go to sleep in the mornings
I'm worthless
Any fembot from ITALY ? Please be my gf dio porco
I fucking hate this board but there's no other off-topic board on this site that isn't just porn spam
Born with brown eyes in the uk where is actually really rare to have them
I want to play videogames with user while sitting on his lap
Every girl I meet online lives far away. Every girl I meet IRL suck. Life isnt fair
Creative robot thread
How do we get more young white girls to start smoking meth?
Question for americans:
Dicklet Suicide
/drugfeel/ Freaky Friday Edition
Slavery lasted in the United States for 250 years. That means that there were people who were born into slavery...
How does it feel knowing that you are fighting against actual cultists?
>>>/wsg/2936000
Normies at my workplace talking about herpes
DAT FEEW WEN UR NICE FWEN ISH NICE 2 U AND U WUB DEM AND HUG DEM TIGHTWY FOVEWEW!!! x3 <^_^> ^______^
No one can legally prevent you from getting a girlfriend anons, why not just try?
How did I fuck this up? What did I do wrong?
/britfeel/
What is wrong with her lips you guys? Is that in the water?
80% OF MEN ARE LITERAL LOSERS
Summer
Power of Boobs
Why do women use men for money so much?
Jesus christ, the ABSOLUTE state of roasties in 2019
Reminder that there are huge penised robots reading your posts
I really hate people who joke around about transphobia because my brother and also my mom are transphobic and they...
21
You have to spend the rest of your life married to a fat woman, doing typical married life things, or you will die...
Tfw ywn have sex with a guy while his girlfriend are sitting outside the door, crying
ITT: god tier profile pics
Why did god make me an ugly nigger mutt? even niggers think I'm ugly
Tfw literally a closet fag
Would you guys date chubby girls? Because they are cute and not many guys want them
MBTI - self improvement edition
Zodiac thread
Daily reminder that Jow Forums is a website for social outcasts only and there is nothing that will change that...
Why do so many men on Jow Forums like being dominated?
Why are you refusing to have a wife and kids?
He's going to win again, isn't he?
Is talking to a therapist or psychologist a good idea (I know they're two different professions)...
Mfw I have a pure heart after all these years
Why did my ex classmate turn into a bald browless bimbo in a span of 4 years after moving to LA?
Where are all the comfy Jow Forums Minecraft server?
This board is quite slow for a major holiday. Clearly another sign of normie infestation
Hey r9k. this is a thread where you can write whatever. ill respond to you in some shape or form. all of you...
As a femboy who is short, skinny and faggy looking, will I get beat up if I wear shoes like these?
Me in the middle,the guy looking at the korean girl with desire
Nobody replies to my fucking threads even though theyre interesting and engaging
How come you hate trannies? Real question, I'm just curious why
Get through childhood and teenage years awkward and autistic but OK
When was the last time you really cried?
Anyone else just not really interested in women or relationships anymore...
God bless guns and damn anyone who hates them. In a liberal utopia she wouldn't be able to defend herself...
Its late, why are you still up?
I am an attractive male. Why should I have to settle for less attractive women than me?
He cant even benchpress his own weight
Which of these groups is truly responsible for ruining this board?
Noooooo! you can't get a teenage girlfriend, you're over 20 years old!
Any other robots have borderline personality disorder...
Tfw no rapist (consensual) bf
Imagine being Mia Melano's dad and witnessing your daughter go straight into sucking an excon's dick on camera as soon...
Mfw thinking about how difficult life can be for a fembot
Dating a girl who isnt a virgin is literal cuckholdry...
Roastie eaten by sharks ^_^
Cont. From last thread >>53202327
Actually like short guys
Dicklet Rant