*sits down in front of you*
*sits down in front of you*
Joshua Cruz
Austin Anderson
*compliments her tie*
Alexander Wright
*wonders what her actual skin tone is beyond all that makeup*
also:
*looses control of bowel movement and violently shits self while screaming OH GOD I AM SO SORRY VERONICA*
Jonathan Mitchell
*moves to another seat*
Evan Mitchell
>wonder if I smell bad
>pretend to be asleep
Grayson Ortiz
Same. To awkward being around girls I can't fuck.
Lincoln Robinson
*stands in your doorway*
Robert Anderson
>oh god another attention-seeking bitch. I just wanted to read Spengler's "Decline of the West" the whole road
Elijah Gutierrez
> alone on an empty train
> spooky af outside
> seemingly perfect chick shows up and sits right in front of you
> in a rather dated school uniform
aw hell no I know where this shit is going fuck that the power of Christ compels you bitch
Robert Reed
*doesnt do or say anything like a normal person*
Nathaniel Martinez
*starts staring at you*
Evan Perez
*looks at her concernedly and moves to another seat*
Ayden Ward
>mouthbreather
yikes
Easton Powell
>ah great, the innocent look move. Fuck off plastic hoe, not gonna buy your jewish tricks
>let's see...why can't I control on my book...
Carson Adams
*starts imagining if our grandkids will look like keanu reeves*
Asher Walker
>Stare back and start profusely projectile vomiting.
Ethan Gonzalez
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
BACK FROM WHENCE YE CAME DEMONESS
Aaron Lewis
*stares right back at her*
Bentley Ortiz
*now laying on the ground while a solid stream of unholy mass makes its way through the pants*
*the flow is actually so strong to get pushed through the train cart over the ground that is now completely covered in liquid diarrea*
*she watches as the unholy user-boat drifts off into the sunset as she is left doomed to drown in liquid diarrea*
*credits roll*
Nolan Carter
>tfw was on an amtrak train
>qt blonde girl comes on train
>she stares at my spic-ass
>seems that she never seen a goblino before
>sits behind me
>put on headphones so she doesn't hear my Tool
Aaron Gray
this thread is making me feel extremely anxious
Gavin Sanchez
*closes her eyes and forms her lips like she wants to kiss*
Owen Watson
kiss this, bitch
Nathaniel Rodriguez
*grimaces and walks faster towards my seat*
Evan Campbell
Me irl tbqh
orii
Ayden Baker
FOOT IN MOUTH AND HEAD UP ASSHOLE. WHACHA TALKIN 'BOUT?
Kayden Sullivan
*starts to panic furiously while trying not to look at her*
Jackson Lopez
LIAR LAWYER MIRROR MAKER, WHATS THE DIFFERENCE??
Caleb Peterson
>do nothing and pretend to not notice her
>think about it for the rest of the day
Joseph Hernandez
well dont mind if i do, my dear!
IlIl
Tyler Diaz
KANGAROO DONE HUNG THE GUILTY WITH THE INNOCENT!
Kayden Johnson
*rapes her*
heh nothing personal
Michael Howard
*mama fuck me pls*
Lucas Jones
Go full Punch Drunk Love on the window. I can't take it anymore.
Robert Cooper
*pulls out tactical nuke*
Jacob James
*punches her in the temple as hard as i can*
*look through her clothes for money/anything valuable*
*take it and go to another segment of the train and sit quietly as is nothing happened*
Landon Taylor
>excuse me, i need to get through the door
Luke Ramirez
>*farts* you like that you little bitch?
Landon Stewart
*being annoyed because I enjoy sitting alone*
Nathan Barnes
"Fuck off Stacey whores." "Hot"girls are only useful for one night stands and premarital sex. "Cute" girls are relationship/wife material. There is a difference. One night stands/premarital sex are evil
Jayden Jackson
nigga that girl is asleep
Luke Allen
*start blasting rap at 250% volume*
OOGA BOOGA NIGGA CASH BITCH OOGA BOOGA NIGGA NIGGA CASH BITCH YO
Landon Wilson
Kyou wa kirei naa. Deshou, ojousama?
>*Lick her feet*
Hunter Baker
me: Sup?
her: I DONTO SPEAKU ENGRISHU GOMENASAI!!
Jeremiah Howard
"think about how i met the love of my life"
"remember women are a hassle"
"wouldn't it be too weird to talk out of nowhere to someone?"
"sit down occassionally eyeing her, only to take in her image for a little longer"
Josiah Nelson
this, but first give her a look of disgust
Joseph Myers
if this happened id move to another seat
Easton Gonzalez
Poor kid go fucked todeath
Ayden Thompson
Some shy about hmm whites and stuff some disgrace of locus idk this is the pits of the ends of the earth lol wow
Ryder Morgan
*avoids eye contact and conversation for the whole ride*
*gets up at not my stop just for an excuse to stand uo and move to another seat*
Easton Reed
*has staring contest*
Jonathan Reed
*drinks your milk*
Luis Peterson
Why would you steal my doujiang
Julian Brown
What the heck, kid? That's it, I'm telling your mother! Where is she?!