Mfw thinking about how difficult life can be for a fembot

that is gayest thing ive ever read

That's really kind of you that you want to help. I don't know what you could really do tho. Just listen to the fembots out there and empathize.

i will only empathize with femanons if they cuddle me.

Ya we want help. It's hard tho because to be honest even though OPs post warms my heart I prob wouldn't want to get close because I have nothing to offer in return for the kindness.

I doubt it. You're on Jow Forums. There's way gayer shit here, not to mention across the internet in general. My statement was mid-level gay at best.

>listen and empathize
lmao no, just let my penis heal you

If this user said I want to stick my smegma filled juicy chode in your femdaddy's lusting throatpussy, then that would be the gayest thing that you've ever heard.

Sure you have something to give back in return, silly, and I'm sure you know what it is.
Just tell us if what we said or did helped you. Oh, and get your head out of the gutter, too.

that sounds like about as much as anyone can do for anyone, i think
im betting at least three people are bout to call me a cuck but you don't have to offer anything
sometimes it's okay to just let people be kind for you

>sometimes it's okay to just let people be kind for you
Absolutely based and genuinely-kindpilled, user.

I want to chop your penis off and fuck you with it

I don't know what to tell you about my problems really. I guess that I am just sitting in my bed on Jow Forums. No one to talk to. Still have tears on my face because I spent the last 2 hours crying about feeling sick and having health anxiety and no one to comfort me. Sometimes I wish I had a BF just to cuddle me when I'm upset, but honestly I don't want one because I am so fucking draining to take care of. Plus I am terrified of sex so much that I not fit to date. I'd love friends but it's too complicated so I rather be alone even tho it's hard idk. I'm confused and tired.

Sounds hot in fantasy, but obviously it wouldn't work out to well in real life.

I'm sorry to hear that, user. I hope you're okay. What's got you so anxious, if I may ask?
And, how are friends too complicated?

Oh and I guess what I really need is some comforting girl friends but it's so hard to be friends with girls I know because the think Pepe is a white supremacist and I just can't connect. Sometimes I wish I was a guy just so I could make friends like guys do.

i can relate to that shit
i've had relationship after relationship where i give a person all of me and don't want anything in return, or at least i don't say i do, but it's
sometimes you just want to be taken care of. once. i'm all out of tears, though.
long as you don't mind reciprocatively caring for another when you're able, it's okay to ask for support and comfort, even if you feel like you need a lot of it. especially from friends and family. besides, once others have helped you to feel better, you'll be better able to help them. go get yourself a bf. there are plenty that won't worry so much about sex, and no one should have to deal with this fuckin gay earth alone.

by completely ignoring them
and working on our own shit
greed is good

Is Pepe your wallpaper or something? Also, I thought they were trying to take Pepe back now, last time I checked.

>but it's so hard to be friends with girls I know because the think Pepe is a white supremacist
LOL that is very unfortunate

Have you tried connecting with other girls from Jow Forums

I mean it's complicated as its hard for me to make friends in general because it's hard to meet compatible people. An easy way to make guy friends is dating and stuff but I don't do that. And probably one will get feelings and it's just all that bs that idk how to navigate.
I was anxious bc I had chest pains and feeling faint and anxious. The doc says I'm fine tho all they can give me is meds for anxiety but I don't want them.

someone needs to invent a way to e-cuddle
pls e-cuddle me

I was thinking of some kind of remote control robot that you control with a suit

so the robot moves according to how you move

but that would make it too easy to attack people through the internet

The absolute fucking state of this fucking board. If it was a male who posted that he'd get like 0 replies. But fucking 4 replies on fucking seconds for a roastie whore. Fuck off with this shit board pathetic beta thirsty orbiters. A comfy thread just died for this shit about attention whoring.

this is a comfy thread, dude
come hang out with us and make it comfy
this is basically just a fuckin feels thread can you just chill the fuck out, accept that the Jow Forums of yore is dead, and participate in the new world with the rest of us

>he doesnt find it comfy to comfort femanons
but user theyre so sad and soft and cuddly

Wait, why would you go on a date to make friends? Or am I misinterpreting your use of the word. That just sounds kinda weird is all, especially if you don't want them to get those kinds of feelings for you. Not calling it a date might be a good start, possibly.
Oh, well at least it's nothing serious, at least. What did you come down with that's doing all that, though?

There's this bracelet you can get, it comes in a pair I think. When someone from the pair touches their bracelet, it sends a vibration out to the other bracelet. I wish I had someone that would send me random bracelet vibrations through the day, just knowing they're thinking of me.

bond-touch.com/

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This is a thread for attention whores and orbiters. Off yourselves ptjetit thirsty beta orbiters.

we have these things called phones and we can send each other texts

a bottle of wine, some roast chicken, a box of quality chocolates and my big white autist cock

my dude i'm engaged right now i aint orbiting anyone
i'm serious this is just a comfy thread and you can come be comfy with us if you want to

Thanks user. Ya I definitely agree we shouldn't have to be alone, with so many people out there on the planet. Hopefully one day when I feel better I can help someone in my position or something, you know. Kinda like what you are doing by trying to help.

No lol but it's just an example, like there are so many things. Like if I told my girl friend that something was autistic she will think I'm an asshole making fun of autistic people idk. Or will think I'm an autist but not in a relating way in a pity way.

No I don't really have any online friends desu. I have seen some small YouTuber girls that's I'd be friends with tho, I'm sure they are out there

Lol that was a cute idea but it took a turn XD

It's more personal having it on your wrist, flashing a light. Phone vibrated? Must've gotten a new email, or a youtube video came out, or something happened in the news, or a game is trying to get your attention, etc. Your bracelet vibrates and the light pulses? You know someone's thinking about you and wants you to feel their presence.

>Like if I told my girl friend that something was autistic she will think I'm an asshole making fun of autistic people idk
Damn, you've got some sensitive ass friends you're hanging with, user. That's no reason to give up on it, though. Unfortunately it's not exactly easy to find people who match an "edgier" sense of humor out in the real world, though. At least, nothing I'm aware of. I hope you get better soon, by the way.

Then why don't you do the same with lonely robots out there you fucking piece of shit? Why it has to be only with "fembots"? Just stop lying you fucking retard sure youre engaged sure. Again a fucking thread just died for this shit you just made, I hope you're happy with it you cunt meanwhile lots of lonely anons who aren't even female want some kind of talk, but not just females. Fuck off don't even reply to me dude again. Orbiter.

I don't date. I've only ever dated one person before and that ended a while ago. I mean sometimes I think of ways to make friends and get someone to be there for me and tinder seems like an option but I don't use it and it's really not an option because I don't want to use it for the wrong purpose of mislead people.
I don't know why you mean by what did I come down with

i spend most of my free time either talking shit or trying to help people on r9k feel better, fembots or otherwise
shit, if you wanna talk, drop your discord and i'll hang out with you

Well we can talk about the guy user problems in this topic too. Doesn't it suck this guy is getting called an orbiter just for trying to be nice? Like how can he even care without getting insulted for it?
But also it sucks that the femanons get more attention in a certain light because they are different so when they show up it sticks out in a way idk. Because of the ratio and curiousity

That is so cute. Wtf.

I have donated over $3,000 dollars to various women I have met on Jow Forums over the past 2 years. I know a lot of you will say it's a waste of money but I have nothing better to spend it on and making other people happy makes me happy. I've also made great friends on here through my donations.

@53225041
Fuck off discord shit
He is like that guy who makes threads like >I want to comfort a fembot

I'm even sure he's the same guy but whatever, anyways the "girls" responding to these kind of threads are usually attention whores so I don't even give a fuck. I know by experience that the ones who are worth it dont state their gender and go on threads like this one. At least my ex wasn't like this. Cya orbiters and else.

Date me and be my bracelet buddy user.

Why are you so concerned with them? You just sound like pathetic beta orbiters.

I hate the straight women on this site. You have such a history of alienating all other women and then you have the gall to come here to where we're literally just trying to catch a break from you and your whiny feminism sisters before misters bullshit but nooooooo you had to come here too.

Really? How do you find girls to donate to? I want to hear your stories.

>I don't know why you mean by what did I come down with
Oh, sorry, you said you were feeling sick but for some reason I misinterpreted the doctor saying you were fine so as to mean there were no additional symptoms or something, my mistake.
I can respect you not wanting to mislead people by accident, though. Have you tried using those apps that are supposedly meant for friendships instead, though? Have you taken a look at Bumble's BFF thing or whatever it's called yet, for instance? Can't tell you if they're any good or not, but it could work out, maybe.

dont worry about it man everybody out here is on their own page - that dude's got some other sort of issue clogging his shit up, and it ain't his fault. he probably posts his own threads asking for help sometimes and gets fuck all for replies, then sees some shit like this thread and it must hurt to not be heard but see that apparently, it's thanks to his gender that he has no control over

Jow Forums isn't exactly the place for girls who are "worth it". Maybe your ex was a catch good for you. I'm just a low-tier rock bottom attention whore femanon, and it's ok with me because its what I feel like being today

you can help me by sharing cool rock facts op

it's alright to get down on yourself sometimes and really fuckin attack the parts of you you don't like, because if you don't do that you won't ever be able to improve
but don't stay there. it ain't healthy, and nobody's nothing. hopefully, you spend an equal amount of time appreciating yourself.

Some quartz crystals have water bubbles in them. It's cool to think that water was there sitting in the rock as a little bubble for millions of years.