Zodiac thread

Zodiac thread
Alright the mbti niggers have a thread so let us have a zodiac thread
>tfw cancer

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Aries chad reporting

here. One day I'll be god

tfw based capricorn

is there any greater suffering than being a gemini?

Leo reporting in.

Yes, scorpio.

Bipolar and bpd aries fembot.

Holy molly, how did you manage to not neck yourself yet? I bet you're completely insufferable.

I've tried multiple times, but I guess I'm too fucking pussy to even kill myself correctly.

Do you have any friends at all? Did you scare them all off? How do you deal with loneliness?

i'm a saggitarius

Taurus, female, intp, lazy and useless as fuck. I've heard tauruses are hardworking, what am I doing wrong?

I do not have friends. Well I have one girl I talk once in 4 months, she's my best friend, and I am hers too, but I don't get why, she's really pretty, smart and perfect in any way, just doesn't talk to people and doesn't let anyone close. But she moved far far away from me. She's a childhood friend.
I have scared off a lot of people. I almost every night cried myself to sleep, but lately, for past 4 months I have became numb and I feel no emotions at all. I draw my loneliness away. I have made a small sketchbook with drawings with tips for me, how to deal with it.

being a gemini's great lol, don't lie. It's one of the few things I can take pride in unironically.

you're probably too stubborn to do whatever it is you're supposed to be doing.

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>tfw born under the virgin
This shit ain't no coincidence

im cancer
im also cancer haha get it

I can't even talk to taurus girls for more than a couple of days without serious sexual tension arising from both sides. I wonder why is that?

As a kind and patient leo, I can offer you my unconditional attention and dedication.
It might not go anywhere as you probably wouldn't put any effort into it, yet, perhaps the stars are willing to align and you will finally have a stable friend.

I would be really happy if I had even someone to talk to.

>tfw cancer

I see what you did there.

Leos and tauruses are allegedly sexually compatible. Maybe that's why

Here's a throwaway for you then, but don't bother if you're approaching it halfheartedly or just want yet another body in your list that you don't talk to, as it seems to happen with most "lonely" people from here.
[email protected]

That is understandable, but I find it strange how those vibes appear seemingly out of nowhere, at the same time.

Pisces, from what I know. Every explanation makes us sound like sensitive cowards.
Rarely do I ever encounter other fellow pisces. How would you non-pisces describe us?

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Aparently I am a cancer the crab.

Is there some kind of higher meaning to this or is it just from some American TV show that's not on telly over here?

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The only other Pisces I know is my alcoholic aunt

sorry boys wrong post

Tfw Aquarius INFP

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Pisces generally just want to be left alone and are vulnerable to being drained by social interactions. If you respect their boundaries and are a patient listener, they can be pretty alright and even interesting.

The truly sensitive and insufferable sign is scorpio as they meet any sort of criticism with violence, try to manipulate everybody but only manage to make enemies, and in the end just loathe themselves.