I want to play videogames with user while sitting on his lap

I want to play videogames with user while sitting on his lap...
Then lose on purpose and have user comfort me with headpats and cuddles
That would be nice...

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But why are you gay tho

That's extremely gay, even if you are a girl.

I like both men and women...
I just want to make people happy

Oh no...

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Then why are you having such a hard time finding what you want user kun?

Does this mean like Crash Racing or Smash or what.

Crash racing is an objectively terrible game, play Mario kart instead

Do you have a small cock? If so we can arrange something

I-I just want many things!
It makes me a bit sad as making people happy is what makes me happy, but I'm a bit too stupid for making people happy...

CTR Remake is fun ^-^

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I am always down to clown in the remake. Feels like a better Mario Kart.

Yeah...
Mario Karts have become very boring... MK Wii was a bit fun, but MK8 feels very sterile and annoyingly safe and boring...

I-I think my cock is average... But I dunno why you ask such things... Does the size matter so much...?

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It's cute when boys get all flustered from having a large cock besides their tiny one

Well how come you aren't my bf yet then?

Ay yo, bby gurl. Where you at? I gonna play sum games an yo can sit on my lap.

Oh...
Sadly I don't have any super tiny cock or such...
Sorry...

I am not good at relationships, so I dunno if I wanna be in one
Sorry...

Umm... ._.
No thank you

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It's fine sweetie

Can i sit in your lap instead?

You're welcome to :)

Mario Kart did get sterile and dull after playing the exact same one for the better part of seven years. At least with Crash there's a fucking tournament going on right now to keep interest up.

I don't like playing as literal who characters tho desu

That's why I race as Fake Crash or Coco. Fuck the "Nitro Crew" aside from Tawna, I literally only use them for Nitro grinding so I can get extra coins.

Are you that half russian half japanese gay larper

I would be down, but I suck so hard at games that you would have do do something spectacular to do that