My order of Belle's bathwater just arrived.
Ask me anything
My order of Belle's bathwater just arrived
Grayson Wright
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Ryan Peterson
Vape it. I fucking dare you
Ryder Sanders
I guarantee you its just plain water, shes never bathed in it.
Kayden Cox
I have lots of ideas. I have 3 on the way and my plans are as follows.
The first jar I will drink. I'll try to sip slowly, but I'll probably end up overcome with lust and chugging it. Looking forward to this and I'm about to explode just thinking about it
The second jar I will reduce and attempt extracting her essence. I will heat the water in a beaker to 80 degrees Celsius (near-boiling) and breathe in the steam, letting it coat my lungs with her moist goodness. I will gradually bring it to a simmer and observe carefully. Hopefully, after the water boils away, I will be left with a thin layer of her gunky goodness on the bottom of the beaker. This I will scrape off and probably use to season my food, so that the essence of her beautiful gamer girl feet and possibly even her vajay-jay infuse my meal with her magical delight. Of course I will also try her extract on its own. I expect a medley of sweet bodily residue that will undoubtedly change my life forever, as I will have officially tasted a female.
The third jar I will keep for emergency. I know it will be a while before another order is available so I will attempt to hold myself off from drinking/reducing it for as long as possible. But there's no way of knowing how long I'll last.
I just hope that she made the necessary preparations for this first shipment. Hopefully she opted out of showering for at least a few days before creating her intoxicating brew, and also engaged in vigorous activity beforehand. My hands have been shaking ever since i've ordered it and I'm sure I won't sleep until they've come in.
Kevin Roberts
user will you buy my bathwater for $30? i assure you that its great quality
Owen Perry
Are you a cute girl?
Originally thought
Charles Taylor
VAPE IT YOU CUNTBAG
Gabriel Edwards
this has to be some copy pasta thread right? there is no way someone would actually drink or vape bath water, right?
Liam Murphy
This world needs another damn plague.
Adam Phillips
order and youll find out, my dearest user
Joseph Taylor
Get it analyzed in a chemistry lab and ask them to see if there are any markers that someone might have bathed in it (residual body oil, skin cells. Saliva, dirt etc) and if there's any DNA try to clone her
Zachary Brooks
Where do I even do this? I'm in Miami btw
Jacob Adams
We should encourage people to record themselves doing it for our own entertainment
Xavier Reyes
put some in a petri dish and report back to us in a few weeks
Jacob Watson
i've seen this picture before. Don't fall for this bait.
Tyler Young
Jesus fuck user I actually gagged in the middle of the office reading this, with full knowledge its an ironic shitpost.
Jonathan Brooks
>$30 for the water
>$180 for shipping (rush - international)
I was going to buy one but the shipping costs are ridiculous.
Aiden Rogers
I don't know about the cloning part but look up "Analytical Chemistry Lab Miami" or "Analytical Chem Lab Florida" or something like that.
It might be kinda cool if they could isolate her DNA but I'd imagine she boiled the water for safety reasons, so whatever might have been there is probably decomposed.
Jacob Lewis
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This group has some Miami locations
Call them and ask if they test bathwater
Jason Rodriguez
You should just cum in it desu
Juan Flores
One probably at UM
Henry Evans
>no trips deciding what you do with it
Op you're a faggot i thought i should let you know
Joshua Kelly
cum in it and sell it on eBay
Brayden Perry
yup, fuck OP
Joshua Ward
Thanks, I am VITO.
Blake Rodriguez
>shes never bathed in it
Elijah Cox
>i only take gamer girl pee no exceptions
based instagram replier
John White
lmao dude i know you did this ironically so i aint mad. its a good bit
James Phillips
CAN WE GIVE THIS WOMAN AN AWARD? SHE IS A GENIUS FOR THIS.
sure, everyone buyng it should be shot, but she cannot be blamed for playing the game. seriously, all the people she employed to advertise her and shit is pure genius
Julian White
Today is finally the day, I'm ending it now early in the morning before my parents are able to wake up. I haven't slept in roughly 30 hours.
Goodbye /b/, and thank you all for the fun times. I'll start in around 45 minutes. NM
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Charles Morgan
good pasta material
Brayden King
Today is finally the day, I'm ending it now early in the morning before my parents are able to wake up. I haven't slept in roughly 30 hours.
Goodbye Jow Forums, and thank you all for the fun times. I'll start in around 45 minutes. co
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Liam Torres
ok redditor
originallello
Angel Thomas
How do you feel about yourself, OP?
Daniel Reed
>tasted a female
>infuse my meal with her magical delight
cannibalism is not a very good fetish
Joshua Reyes
How is that reddit? fuck off
Brayden Morgan
This is the funniest shit I have ever read lol kek
Isaac Young
Gynophagia is the ultimate fetish. One of patricians and patriarchs, built up by four pillars of excellence.
>Violence against women
>Objectification/dehumanization of women
>Hardcore sexism and misogyny
>The ultimate level of submission possible
Kayden Jones
i would stomp a puppy to death to smell one of her bras
Jack Baker
Put me in the cap boys
Levi Brooks
how is this a cool bug fact
Juan Barnes
holy shit I want one
David Sanchez
It's pretty cool, and it bugs me that it's a fact
Owen Rogers
the writing style just screams picrel
Ethan Barnes
pls put me in the screenshot
Tyler Gonzalez
Is she seriously pretending to be erotic to the bath water in an attempt to make it seem like you can put sex in a jar? Like what the actual cuck
Elijah Clark
Its not even your picture you broke autist.
You got that from twitter.
Jace Diaz
Get a microscope and analyze it. Post results
Ayden King
Put me in the cap
This is so sad, can we nuke Turkey?
Easton Green
why is it next to a vape pen if you're not gonna vape any of it
Parker Walker
>Miami
Let's touch dicks
Alexander Morris
you're a fag
put me in screencap
Isaac Garcia
People aren't really buying these are they? Surely they are just finding jars and putting stickers on them for laughs, right?
Right??
Luis Cox
I didn't want to believe it but I knew someone out there would unironically buy it and do something like this with it.
Jordan Watson
I sure hope so. Then again just remember everything you've seen on the internet so far.
William Peterson
Nope original origfdsgsdafgsdgsdfgsdfgsdfg
Mason Turner
Well said. Only those truly detached from this world's expectations are able to appreciate the height of debauchery with the appropriate satisfaction.
Tyler Sanchez
She's gonna crash hard eventually. She'll probably do an Etika and yeet herself off a bridge or something. Either that or some crazed neckbeard high on bath water will rape and kill her
John Edwards
This is the most fucking awful thing I've read on this site in a while. WTF is wrong with you, man
Jose Turner
Isaac Smith
How many of these fucking things would it take to be able to bathe in it? I just wanna share a bath with her Jesus fucking Christ is that too much to ask for?
Robert Turner
user I...
also screencap please
Noah Robinson
I would shoot myself if she would succ my pee pee
Michael Barnes
you may as well pay a high-end escort and actually bathe with her and fuck her. why spend your money on such stupid shit.
Christian Walker
I thought all of her fans were mad at her for not doing real porn? Did all the people making fun of her old fanboys for getting mad become her new fanboys?
James Garcia
Ok so run with me on this.
What if someone where to get a copy of the logo on the lid buy a bunch of glass jars fill them with water and sell them on eBay under the pretense that you bought them in bulk and charge double the price.
I mean it's not like any of that is trademarked.
Chase Smith
Put me in the cap I'm tryna end up on the front page of reddit
Tyler Kelly
I want video documentation of this process
Brody Robinson
This is the most gay shit I've ever read
Easton Sullivan
Make me r*ddit famous senpai.
Jose Powell
She's a feminist icon. All anyone needs to say to me to prove the superiority of women at this point is "Belle Delphine".
Mason Bell
We're going downhill, boys.
Jayden Ward
Doesn't seem very sanitary. I wonder if she could get in trouble for mailing a biohazardous substance or something?
Jacob Ramirez
>purchasing some e-thots used bath water
so this is what they mean by late stage capitalism huh?
Jason Moore
buy some bitches tapwater that's so fucking pathetic you pay pig beta lust faggots need to fucking kys
Aaron Cook
fucking faggots literally chimped out 71 comments deep over a redditors pic. FOR SHAME
Grayson Davis
Fuck else am I supposed to spend my neetbux on?
Cameron Gonzalez
>New fags thinking op actually bought it
so this is r9k now huh
Gavin Kelly
My sister is pretty cute and nerdy you want her bathwater? I'll give you a discount.
Alexander Ward
extracting DNA is super easy, you can do it at home.
Then just go to a college, visit the biology office and ask if the genetics101 class could run a sample through electrophoresis for you.
Eli Brooks
also, don't forget to sue her if it comes up negative.
Kevin Martin
>YASSS QUEEN
Back to r*ddit.
Caleb Long
This. Get a full genome sequence of her and then publish it online so everyone can clone her if they want to
Charles Rivera
Bullshit. My friend sent me this picture 2 days ago. OP is confirmed fake and gay.
Carter Hall
unironically how much was it? though considering you didnt even buy it you probably would not know
Easton Sullivan
aw nah man
Brandon Watson
The most alpha post on r9k atm
Joseph Harris
no one gonna mention that its fucking fake?
Dylan Ross
You twisted motherfucker, you
Kevin Gray
This is the most beta thing I've ever seen in my life.
Easton Peterson
>implying you werent just mailed water straight from a tap
fucking retard just paid out the ass fir water
Benjamin Smith
user, what the actual fuck origenllofamoso
Jaxon Gonzalez
>why spend your money on such stupid shit.
I just wanna share her bath water! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? IT'S JUST LOVE PURE AND TRUE!!! BELLE! BELLE! I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
*(honestly have no fucking idea who the fuck this person is? never heard of them in my life)
Justin Myers
even more than the nutcase that bough chris-chan's sneakers and then had sexytime on cam with 'em?
Jason Myers
This is uncomfortably detailed user you need help even if this is troll
Lincoln Allen
gross fucking kys for supporting a gross whore
Austin Clark
I strive to be this autistic, even if it is ironic
Adam Jenkins
I know this is bullshit but you still need help
Jonathan Fisher
Asian massage/spa
Owen Campbell
Today is the day, I'm going to be ending it now early in the morning just before my parents wake up. I haven't slept in almost 30 hours.
Goodbye everyone, and thank you for the fun times. I'll start in around 45 minutes. Eco
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