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Except we can make any surname we want with a deep poll.

lad think you need to lay off the pints.

its mainly a shitty keyboard coupled with a crippling heroin problem

can't help you on that one lad. i am the exact same and am completely quiet unless people want to discuss deep stuff or something we have similar interests in

Your not the lad that did " someones knowing on the door" are you ahah?

Getting started on Stranger Things season 3 now lids. And in a few hours I'll be ordering a pizza wizza.

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Update. Kit Haringtons brother just tried to fucking knock me out coz i was on my phone. This is actually getting mental.

What did our mad lad mean by this?

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based lid mine just arrived

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best news interview ever???
youtube.com/watch?v=uJtmQ5DAU3s

Right, but that's very forced and nobody is really going to do it. There's something very symbolic about the surnames we have and we can trace their descent and see meaning in them. First names are slightly different since they're given 'once' to a kid in a family (mostly), whereas surnames carry on through the generations, so their importance is emphasised.

See, in a sense I could see an updated approach to naming taking hold as a kind of modernist trend. If I'm being perfectly honest, there's nothing much wrong with the surnames of things like Consultant, Manager, Analyst, Officer or Agent. The problem comes from a few different angles though:
1) The horrendous corporatisation of things. People aren't just a Server now, they're a 'customer service relations specialist', and with this inflated title comes a deflation of the value held by the titles.
2) Jobs are much more ephemeral now than they were generations ago. Used to be that you got a job and did it for the rest of your life, and more often than not it was the job your dad had before you and his dad before him and so on. Now people have six different jobs by the time they're 30 and no real career path.
3) Surnames don't just come from job titles, as the pic I posted earlier shows, but those are the only really variable and modernisable categories of names we have available. We aren't suddenly going to find a bunch of cool new animals in the UK, or get new seasons or flowers or anything like that any time soon.

My romantic side is kind of saddened by it all.

Enjoy lid. I'm aiming to order mine for around 9:30pm.

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I want PICTURES! Pictures of these PIZZA WIZZAS!

no lad

which topping woppings lad?

fuck sake lid that sounds /max/ comfy. started watching last night and chillin and watching it with a dominoes sounds a lot more comfier than eating pasta on its own, might order a 'za myself now

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Why do the rich deano developers get all the land? I want some land. Just enough for me. I can build my own house. Why does it have to be so hard?

Hoping the AI robot overlords will sort us all a bit of land and some universal basic living allowance when they take over

Go
I want to an hero. we cant all get wt we want buddy bhoy.

So cool, she was like
Jazz on a summer's day
Music, high and sweet
Then she just blew away
Now she can't be that warm
With the wind in her arms

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>He's back and he's avatarfagging again.

Hop to it lads.

alright thanks anyway mate

you talkin bout help helper?

where is my scottish friend ? i have been waiting for him whole day every friday i m there yet he doesnt come what the fuck !

should i kill myself already ?

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Seen it and the Dorky one with glasses dies at the very end of episode. Mental.

robot livestream

youtube.com/watch?v=09PXUQA3TQk

tell me what you think of me

You should stop posting on britfeel that's what you should do

Truth is your friend probably died in an accident months ago. You should try to move on.

>he has never worked a 14 hour shift

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but thats not my fault if its the only place he can see me and add me or feel pity though

i have to keep posting otherwise i wont gain him back

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he posted past week

Pretty sure got a black eye coz its gotten swollen and now I cant fuckin open it. Asthma attack comin on again too. not surprised if i just fuckin sie rifght now

BritNormie and his girlfriend have started attending couples therapy because of his obsession with poleaboo. She's not worried that he is being unfaithful, she knows that it's not a sexual thing. But she is starting to feel emotionally neglected.

She was recently sobbing over the fact that she missed a promotion at work, and BritNormie was just nodding unconvincingly as his eyes were glued to poleaboo.wordpress.com

I hope they pull through

Can't wait to play Minecraft tonight tbqh with you lads.

My friend is going to "wing" his PCGE interview after getting a 2:2 from a shitty uni
I love watching his disappointing life

>pizza wizza and comfy womfy posting is back

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!

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What do you do kid?

Yeah let's just stir shit rather than enjoying it, fantastic idea.

Long shifts can be comfy with the right people and the right task.

POOPY WOOPY
BROWNY GOOPY
SMACK MY LIPS
IT GOES DOWN SMOOTHLY

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Does it matter? I'm doing better than he is, but the point is that watching people's lives not go well is enjoyable to me

Just did some Russian lessons on duolingo then booked a train up to my uni to sort out accommodation for my Masters course. Did some bicep curls and cooked a nice healthy meal of brown rice, beans, and chicken.

What have you poofs done with your day?

Missed the bus home. Stuck in a unnamed town/city for the night. It's actually cheaper to stay in travel lodge and get the coach home tomorrow than to pay for the train home at 120 bong. Train prices are absolutely fucked.

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>mum keeps posting articles on the dangers of marijuana on my facebook wall

ey up is that a lass with you there

well id like to know. Ud probs wna watch my life atm but why wd i let you do that when youre buried in opacity.

Getting stuck in a town is a recurring theme for you lad.
Consider investing in a time keeping device and adopting a schedule of sorts.

You could just sleep on a park bench or something lad. Stop being such a pathetic princess. We all have to sleep rough sometimes.

Perhaps qualify to operate a motor vehicle and invest in one of those too instead of relying on those driven by others

It's more fun to watch people who've had life handed to them fail. The posher/richer they are, the more fun it is because it's all their fault.
Seeing people who've had difficult lives fail is just sad because it's often out of their control.

Wish I were kipping on a park bench tonight. Sigh.

>sleep rough
>lad just said he gna go to a travellodge
Are you projectin or somin?

my mum's just tried to say i'll have to stop smoking weed. can't afford it. i said i buy what i can afford, that's what budgey tin is. haven't told her i skip meals to buy it though, or that no weed no point as how can you tell good ole mumsie you're just waiting to die. that's all you ever have been doing s'all you ever will be doing

had gay sex like a poof

>Are you projectin or somin?
Save money sleeping rough lad. Don't waste money on shelter in this nice hot weather. A park bench and a bush is fine for a young lad.

If I was solo I'd do an all nighter but I don't the gf would appreciate a park bench

forgot to say, block her

Well i pretty much lost my eye and thats all you get from me

>my mum's just tried to say i'll have to stop smoking weed. can't afford it. i said i buy what i can afford, that's what budgey tin is. haven't told her i skip meals to buy it though, or that no weed no point as how can you tell good ole mumsie you're just waiting to die. that's all you ever have been doing s'all you ever will be doing
Stop smoking weed lad. Do some push is and man the fuck up.

Binge ate again today, lads. Might fast for two days or so. Fucking HATE being a fatty with no willpower. Even went for a big long walk this morning but caved as soon as I got home.

do it. or are they all taken in your local area?

careful lad, had the same situation and after 2 years of him being neet and finally getting a job in a bar he got a gf, now i'm the only single lad amongst my friends

I assumed he was drinking and missed the train.

>I don't the gf would appreciate a park bench
Really? Sounds sort of cozy and romantic. Two star crossed poor young lovers huddling together for warmth on a park bench.

Tell your gf that she's a right little princess for demanding that you pay for her accommodation.

stop keeping food you dont want to eat at home, just dont buy it mate

>tfw my pristine arsehole has been ruined by a haemorrhoid

It was so presentable you could have eaten off of it. Now I look like a joke.

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>push is
nibba say whaaaaaaaa?
i ain't not doing no not smoking weed you's crazy yo

no one wants to see your anus cola

WHERES THE NEW PEWDIEPIE VIDEO!!!!!!!!

1.99 a pint for cider fookin love spoons me.

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>Fucking HATE being a fatty with no willpower. Even went for a big long walk this morning but caved as soon as I got home.
Get some lad to drive you to a remote as fuck wood area with some bottles of water and filtration device. The lad will leave you there and you will no choice but to fend for yourself. You can't take your phone but you must have a GPS tag on you.

You will lose weight like crazy. Have the lad come and pick you up after a couple of weeks or so. You will cry the first few nights from hunger and fear but by the end you will be a man.

watching Escape Room. 45 mins in and none of these cunts are dead

Ive been homeless and the ground is no fun even when warm. Get into a cycle of sitting on a hard piece of dirt. And its not fun.

Live at home don't I, should get my parents to childproof the cupboards as I'd be too retarded to figure them out anyway

>nibba say whaaaaaaaa?
>i ain't not doing no not smoking weed you's crazy yo
I meant to type push ups. Stop smoking lad. You are rotting your brain.

autist here, what does it mean when a girl talks about "getting with someone" at an event? she was talking about it quite casually so for a second I assumed maybe it didn't mean getting fucked

>Ive been homeless and the ground is no fun even when warm. Get into a cycle of sitting on a hard piece of dirt. And its not fun.
Park bench and a coat is all you need.
Tell me about when you were homeless lad? What happened?

One day or day one mate?
Might be easier for you to cut down on fast food for the reason of saving money, to trick yourself.
Then start cooking healthier meals by yourself, and saving portions.
You can do it lad I believe.
When I get chocolate cravings I just think about the taste and texture of it and then I'm ok not eating it. I'm like "well I've had that now, don't need more do I"

>"getting with someone"
She means she had sex lad. It shocks me how casual normies are about sex and shit.

mfw tim has more marbles left than him

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it's possible they just fingered each other

What was the event lad?

oh wait one of them died. Based

What's the hardest drug you've ever done lads?
I had some nutmeg once.

I had a mental episode. Like bipolar or somin not sure and ended up just walkin off in cemtral london for a month. I
Just left everything and thought wd stay that way til someone random recognised me on southbank and took time to talk to me. Tbh I dont have great memory of it all

heroin or crystal meth

Heroin or fentanyl probably. Or LSD.

Thanks, lad. I need to try harder. I definitely have an addictive personality and being an autist makes it worse I reckon but I'm not sure. I'm always obsessing about food.

the absolute state of women

there was no shame she was telling everyone

shippy live

youtube.com/watch?v=09PXUQA3TQk

Managed to convince my sister to go to the aquarium tomorrow.
6 years ago I spent 4 hours watching crabs fighting.
I intend to do the the same tomorrow.

What you lads up to tomorrow?