There are people browsing this board naked right now

Now how in the hell did you find this information

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I can't believe you because you haven't seen al-P'ney elohim, and if you had, you would surely have taken up his offer to buy his gold and clothing so that you would not be poor and naked in this world or the next.

Nah I like poverty. I like eating canned meat and rice for every meal and not having to wear clothes.

It's fine if you're choosing to do that as some sort of political statement.

>there are girls like pic related reading this right now

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Nah dude living cheap and simple life is what I choose. Pretty great.

"I sit in a shitstained chair. Pretty great."

>there are femanons that just got out of the shower and their titties are still wet lurking this thread right now

What if every nakey person in this thread got transported to the same room. I wonder what it would look like.

guilty
I patted them dry. Can't stand being wet for long. Plus I don't want to ruin my leather seat

titties should always be wet wtf is wrong with you fuck that leather chair

aren't you worried about your cunt juices getting on it?

I do this thing called using a bidet like a civilized human. Please user.

I'm browsing wearing nothing but a chastity cage.

I've been fucked in it so I guess it's been fucked already
I put the towel under me to prevent that

Im one of them browsing r9k naked in bed with my cat

>I've been fucked in it so I guess it's been fucked already
do you have no shame? why did you do this to my peepee

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>Plus I don't want to ruin my leather seat

How the fuck do you sit

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post a pic if ur shaved

Ass on the seat? If my boobs are wet more than likely the rest of my body is too from just getting out of the shower. Getting the leather seat wet due to that is something I want to avoid.
I'm a 31 Christmas cake so yeah
No shame

It's such a great idea, it just might work.

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>I'm a 31 Christmas cake so yeah
>No shame

Nice to see some boomer girls on here too

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>No shame
oh yea? whens the last time you took a nasty poo

This morning
I ate nothing but fucking greasy dominos pizza and drank a few shots of bourbon, margarita, beers, and vodka last night
Took me an hour to stop shitting. Every push let loose these demonic farts of orange liquid shit
Almost didn't go to work

the mad bitch did it. i guess you're allowed in the boys club now

Pls be in ft Myers

I live in the gateway to the south
We have horses and horse themed events with lots of getting

Oh god how terrifying I actually live in Lehigh.

>We have horses and horse themed events with lots of getting

How about a horse themed dicking

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Does he watch me in the shower?
Did he watch me jacking off when I was a minor? Fucking pedogod.

My friend has a horse cock dildo named Chauncey. I had to go slow with it since I felt it fucking stretching my walls inwards

that's degenerate in the worst way and disgusting desu

you used your friends horse cock dildo?

Based, the world needs more women of your caliber

Yee. She's used my ovipositor before. It's actually girthier than the horse cock but not as long. God I love the feeling of the eggs stuffing me. Sometimes I leave them in to dissolve

>God I love the feeling of the eggs stuffing me. Sometimes I leave them in to dissolve

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Well, I'm bare chested and have my erect dick in my hand right now.
And I have socks on.
That doesn't count as naked.

There's nothing like walking around the house naked, is there?
For me it lost the fun a few months after I left my parents' house.
But every now and then on hot days I still do it.

If you want to see what my ovipositor is like, look up Glorp on primal hardware

post boobs, ass or toes maam