Letter thread. What will you write?

kill a roastie

dear fren,

ty for being a fren and believing in me. i'm going to make you a gift even though you always say you don't like receiving gifts. i hope we remain frens for life.

xx

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get lost you pedophile nigger

I still like you, just ask for a headpat and I'll give it to you.

im sorry im so clingy, i want to help you so much.. i want to be with you. i know you might burn out, and that my messages dont help that, and that you're getting overwhelmed by everthing happening right now, i just want to tell you that everything is going to be alright. everything is going to be okay. do not feel bad for this. i understand deep down, i can just be a little desperate in these situations. i want to help you the way i wasnt able to help myself. i dont want to pressure you. just let me know you're hanging on, when you can. i love you
j

Im listening to songs that reminds me of us and everyone around. It's weebish but my life is becoming an anime anyway.

Would you like me to make a playlist of it?

it's very grim.

I'm sleeping with Edward tonight

lucky bastard !
thank you, that helped me more than you think

Hmph
why?

because i know you're there, in safe and soft arms

dear v,

fuck you why do you ignore me

>mfw almost no ones using initials so i assume theyre all for me

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Every elite plant fears an acquired grief

I decided I am going to end my life

Dear J,

I miss you. Gib me your peepee. I want you to take my flower. Thanks

Me

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Hey A

I got put on Adderall the other day. Apparantly this what normal people feel like when the talk about having motivation. It's made such a huge difference and it feels like I'm actually succeeding for once in my life. You don't seem to really want to talk lately but this has made me really excited for the future.

Anyway I still miss you and you being cheeky. I'd love to give you pats and cuddles some time.

J

It's me, J. pls be in london

I want to turn into vaporized dust

I won't have a funeral

No one would care

fuck off

They don't call me thicc dicc Jake for nothing sweetheart.

Live in burger my b
Top kek but my cousins name is Jake and that's grodie

Don't pretend to be me

I doubt it's you but we don't need to see each other ever again. There's a lot going on and I don't need you in my life. I know you understand
We won't play this game. Go to your bf or husband whoever you have in your life. It would never be me.

north east burger?

You right. That's not me. Good luck getting away from her though

These threads should be named /normiegeneral/ and then get banned and moved to /soc/

too many J fags
also, i posted first btfo

Nope, I'm origonally sorry user

i will give you one last chance to talk to me, so add me where you know where i am

Make it. I'll listen to it even though I'm not who you're hoping.

i wasn't sure if it was you or not earlier so i didn't respond... there's always too many js in these threads. i'm not burning out at all, not from you at least. things are a bit wild and you've heard about some of it. im grateful that youre here for me with a supporting hand if i need it but im just really reluctant to take any help because i feel like a fool. i'm sure you know that i love you deeply so you know not to worry. i might be going on another short trip this weekend again because my mother is quite worried. its awful but im trying to understand she only wants to help
sorry again,
a

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I wish so bad this was about me

js and as... name a more iconic duo in these threads

Heya
All I can say is I am sorry for my actions. I sincerely apologize for any hurt I may have caused you. I do not deserve to be in your presence. From now on I will back off because that is the best I can under the given circumstances.
J

Dear cat
Thanks for all the years together, you were kind of my best friend in my childhood. Life wasn't easy but you purring next to me definitely helped me get through. I didn't pet you enough in the past few years, sorry for that.
Rest in peace.

I was a J who fell in love with an A on here. Shame it didn't work out. Distance makes things hard.

I don't mind~
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXDDd9ZpUo2d2o8VyuMmF_zVBBmMqd_E

Dear you,

You been really distant the past month and a half. You haven't made an effort to try to see me. We used to see each other 3x a week, now it's once every 2 weeks and you set the day. You don't text as much as you used to, yet you do your own thing all the time. You don't make out or kiss me at fucking all. You're never horny, yet you tell me you want to be with me and spend the rest of your life with me and that you love me always.
Here we are with your love and you're showing poor behaviors towards me and our relationship.

It may be my own insecurities acting up, but I honestly want to dump you. And I know when I do, I'm going to fucking regret it.
I fucking hate what you've become.

I will not fail you. WOLVERINES!

you will die for cancelling hot wheels acceleracers 5
i will combine rhe anarchists communist and nazis into the anarcommunazi army and with our combined strength we will destroy you

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I'm glad. Thank you for using the word.

youtu.be/S-9OmnK6zvE

you antifa are all going to die

I will wipe out California off the map

youtu.be/S-9OmnK6zvE

you antifa are all going to die

I will wipe out California off the map

Wait, no I'm not. This is some 16 year old Twitter weebs playlist. Fav more shitty miku songs like vocaloid isn't an entire industry of shitty songs.

the more pain I feel the more damage I cause and I went through a lot of pain and now I will reciprocate it to you and murder all you shitskins

Dear mom,
Stop entering the room just to yell at me for an hour or two.

Dear aunt,
Thank you for traumatizing me in my early years and im being sarcastic.

Dear dad,
You're kind of controlling but I know you only do it my sake, thanks.

my roll decides how I am I going to genocide all the shitskins

1)Destroying your countries
2)Mass Starvation
3)Lots of rifles
4)Altering the weather to destroy your economy
5)Detonate Yellowstone
6)Summon a higher dimensional creature to cause you all to die from seizures
7)Give you all cancer
8)Pummel to death your countries with asteroids
9)Lightning
0)Everything on this list

California will get wiped off the map

I'm not going to Hell when I die

all the shitskins end up in Hell after they die

I prosper through this Hell

Psst. Want to have some fun?

I am telepathically creating earthquakes to target Yellowstone

the shitskins are stuck and are going to die

I still am the Second Coming of Christ and it is my task to slaughter every shitskin

the shitskins are all quantumly on track to Hell

I successfully created a warp gate and quantumly locked in all the shitskins to go to Hell

are you proud of yourself for posting this garbage? go follow the advice of your own first post in this threas and end it.

I am still going to fuck them up even further

you exposed yourself you antifa shitskin

I dug to the core of time and destroyed all you shitskins

this post is scary

I don't have to try at all to destroy you all

oh fuck off

originull

Why all the anger?

>Christ's 411 to the good for dead shitskins

You shitskins can't kill me

>Shitskins are all hellbound

every particle in this universe regards me as the Second Coming of Christ

Jonathan Franzen, author of the 2010 novel 'Freedom' (dubbed by Time magazine as this generation's "Great American Novel") is easily the second most vapid human being ever to exist in this Earth, in my humble opinion which, should anyone ever bother to memorialize, will surely (or at least, ideally) be characterized as "mad," warning future generations to mistrust me, save those few who understand the deeper esoteric truths behind my wisdom-slash-rambling; Namely, that ideas must be seen as both things-in-themselves and also as projections within human understanding, modulated entirely by "intuition," a word best defined here as "just wing it, senpai;" Y'know, basic Greek philosophy 'n shit.

Jonathan Franzen represents the idea, endemic to the Obama administration, though not unique to it, that history can have an end, and that some things can simply remain the same forever, if not in particular then in essence, and yet at the same time, some progress is being made by "society;" Of course, no one ever expresses this idea, but they sure act in accordance with it. It's the idea that drives liberalism, pushes scientific progress forward, and gives the Elite hope - At least, the Western Elite.

I'll bet Jonathan Franzen hated rainy days when he was a child. I'll bet he wanted every day to be sunny and bright.

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Franzen's would-be magnum opus, which in reality is the literary equivalent of drinking mercury (and I'll Venmo you 10 bucks if you get that reference in its entirety), is 'Freedom;' It supposes that there is an objective morality to this world, and that everyone eventually comes around to it. Moreover, 'Freedom' argues, as if it were some pathetic college graduate student who need only fall silent so my friends and I (or at least, those I once had who were inclined to such things) can rend them asunder (more due to a combination of sick glee at the grinding away at modern neo-liberal polite society, and also because the phrase "rent asunder" is both cool and an accurate summation of our psyches, following our childhoods), this enlighted morality, which happens to coincide with the concerns of upper-middle-class Democrats, is entirely a product of the human condition itself.

Pathetic.

It's "Peak Enlightenment Values," humanism and all that; It's weakness, and also Peak Terror Management Theory.

Let me be clear - Someday, you will die. It won't be pretty, and there's a VERY high likelihood that you will poop your pants.

There's this idea of "normalcy" which has become dangerous. There's an idea of conforming to such a thing as "the Way Things Should Be;" Beware! There's no such thing, and anyone trying to sell you on such an idea is a charlatan.

(2/?)

Dear user,

I've been away too long. I don't remember your face, I can't even stand to try. It's a sick world we live in, that takes everything from you at some point or another, don't ever forget that.

Your friend

Caesar was wrong - The valiant do taste death, countless times. Death of friendships, death of old ideas, death of bad ideas, death of hopes, and death of fears all color human life. Don't be afraid of such things. Embrace Death, and find meaning in the VEHEMENT living there's to be done between deaths.

You can see it in Jonathan Franzen's eyes, y'know? High onions intake, lack of testosterone, has marred his countenance (Brief Aside: CHRIST, I sound so pretentious right now! Can't wait for this moment to die, there's an unmade peanut butter and jelly sandwich waiting for me in the kitchen...), such that you can immediately tell...
That man fears Death.

Time is the apex predator of the universe. But did you know African bushmen literally just walk up to lions and snatch fresh meat from their jaws?

Time is the apex predator of the universe. Walk right up to Time, and snatch Life from its jaws.

Or, I don't know... Maybe I'm just not in Franzen's target audience. In which case, I can only hope you took away some message of hope from this essay.

Few things in this life are as beautiful as sunlight curtained by rain. Of those handfuls of things, I hope you find them.

I love you. And I will see you in Athens.

PS: The first most-vapid person ever to walk on Earth was Charles Bukowski; What a fucking bore! I won't waste time thinking about him again, I swear to Christ...

PPS: Dora says "Hello!;" She has missed you, and will be returning very soon.

(3/3)

you antifa shitskins are all as good as dead

I don't have friends and I could care less for friendship

You aren't Melania cause she actually loves Trump

when you shoot a nigger make sure to take a piss on his dead body

it's a grave sin to keep a shitskin alive

they must all pay for what they tried to do and they must pay with their lives. Every shitskin has to die

dear user,

i cant believe you killed mydog in a psychotic rage. i hate you!

sincerely, ur neighbor

dear girl,
you're the most beautiful girl iv ever seen in my life. i wish you would notice how much I like you and try to get your attention. it would mean the world to just hold your hand for an instant. your eyes are the marbles of my life, i love you.

kill yourself you worthless shill

How about I go take a crap on your lawn, hump your wife, and bite you in the leg.

You shitskins are all going to die very painfully

sorry but i'm not gay user

I have strong lust to carve out every spics eyes

I want to carve out 6ix9ines eyes and then stomp on his tiny manlet skull

My dick is longer than 8 inches although you'll never experience it

I hate you all after what you all put me through

all you shitskins will lose your lives for it

Dear Franziska,
you are kinda hot but absolutely dull personality wise, so my dick gets flaccid the moment i hear you talk or see you in person. You don't listen, you are egoistical and egocentric. Your issues with your parents will stay forever, especially when you still live in the house you rent from your parents where they come and go as they please, even tough its not legal.

Dear Nadine,
i wish i could fuck you, you seem kind and semi-intelligent, but it doesn't matter how you pimp your appearence - you just hop from guy to guy every couple of years, who pulls you out of your misery because you just can't be arsed, all that while not really improving on yourself, working a shitty job you don't like doing and seeing yourself aging beyond the point of unattractiveness. You make me sad.

Dear Sandy, you were the first i was in love with and you shattered my heart, but it was not your fault, because at the same time you got your heart also broken. I wish i could have gathered the balls to fuck you that week i visited you. I could smell how thirsty you were for that cock, but i was a pussy and a virgin at that time. I also wish i could have treated you better, more wise, but you kept pushing your personality into cunt-county, for reasons unknown. Even witnessing and understanding the ramifications it did to your social life, you kept devolving into an asshole just to be a special snowflake. I hope you are well.

Dear Judith, i know you want to fuck me. I know your boyfriend is a fat, boring un-social fuck, but highly intelligent. I'm the same as him in that aspect - but not as nerdy. Better looking, toned and more charming. Oh, i wouldn't. Because i like your boyfriend, i like you and in the end you just want to know if i find you attractive - it's perfectly normal to think that way, but stop masturbating like you are polishing stones when i sleep in the next room. Jesus christ.

Dear OP, you're a faggot but i hope you enjoy my letters.

Best regards, user