You can get at least one row, right user?
Normalfag Bingo
Leo Sullivan
Carter Moore
thats chad bingo not normalfag bingo
Wyatt Rivera
huh would ya look at that i actually can't.
Caleb Foster
no i can not get a single row
Lincoln Gomez
Is this good?
Why am I still sad?
Caleb Russell
I had a job once... for like a week
that's it
Aiden James
If I tick every box can I still hangout with you guys?
Jason Gonzalez
Obviously not. Why bother, we don't even like you.
Adrian Johnson
Am I cool yet
Few of these are from elementary school
Nathan Edwards
I can't even tick a single box
Carson Morris
Sup bois its your Boi virgin normie
Charles Bell
>scored 0
what did i win for being this original!?
Angel Ramirez
Cyborg, reporting in. How's it going, lads?
Austin Long
having sex in a public place is a weird one, it's not normie at all... more like someone who has an exhibitionist fetish.
Lincoln Morgan
>all the boxes not pertaining to women apply to me
HAHAHAHA AND MOTHER FUCKERS TRY TO TELL ME BEING AN INCEL ISNT A REAL THING AHAHAHHA
Thomas Robinson
youre a literal fucking retard is my best guess..
your mental capacity is too low to make something of how privileged you are in life so you stoop as low as every other retard on this board.
Jordan Sanders
Held at least one birthday party: yep when i was 7
Been to a house party: my cousins when I was 6 does that count
Taggied in photos with girls: does my mom and sister count?
Julian Murphy
I ticked most of the boxes on technicalities.
>moved out of parent's* home
Because I had to go study
>10+ friends who would come to your funeral
yeah, "friends". Just because they'd probably say "hey, remember user? He died. We should go to his funeral" doesn't mean they are close to me.
>have been called a good kisses
In 9th grade lmao. By the one girl I ever cared about
>Lost Virginity
To a prostitute
>Tagged in photos with girls
From uni and work
>Parents* are proud of you
I have no idea why, I have a shit job and did not bring a girlfriend home yet at 23.
>Not fat; in good shape
Lifting is literally the one thing that makes me feel alright. Too bad I can't eat enough to make them gains.
>Have tried recreational drugs
Weed. Twice
>Have had a job.
Again, a shit one. It allows me to be independent and live from day to day.
>Been to a house party
When one my highschool "friends" turned 18 and invited me to his party
>Picked up a girl from a bar or club
Club whores are insanely easy. That was the second time I had sex btw. First time was the hooker.
*Parents meaning mother. I never met my father. I don't know anything about him.
Jeremiah White
Alright step away virgins here is a normalfaggot most of these happened in high school so don't bully
Leo Miller
I cant x out even just one box
and you mfers here cross out like half the bingo
get the fuck out of here you normalaggots
Jack Evans
Wasn't sure about being to a house party, because I've been at a mate's house before and I've gone to pre-drinks, but I've never really been to what I feel like is a genuine house party.
Elijah Phillips
MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOSE SOME WEIGHT THEN TUBBY TUBKINS
AND START AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT.
THERE. TWO BOXES CHECKED. YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY!!!!!
Logan Murphy
I have a friend I got when playing games, I've known him for almost 2 years now, and while I'm not fat, I'm not exactly in good shape.
Ian Brown
I am sure this is all standard for most people here as well.
David Stewart
>reads the fuckin graph
i aint git shit
James Bennett
Literally none of these
Not a single one
Nice
Matthew Fisher
No row for me.
Maybe in another decade.
Brayden Clark
to clarify
i saw death grips twice and kero kero bonito once with some friends
and i'm 5'4 90lbs which i'm fairly certain is underweight so i'm not in "good shape", but not fat i guess
Dylan Adams
>inb4 gtfo
Someone give me more normalfag activities
Chase Lewis
I'm fucked aren't I?
Onions original
Jaxson Lopez
well, not that I really care
Owen Martin
Well I'm fucked, I guess
Angel Perry
fuck you, you retarded normalfags, gtfo of this board and website.
Jack Miller
I got pretty close
Andrew Rivera
U mad virgin fag?
Robert Scott
Even then some of them are debatable.
Social networking if you count discord.
Parents only say they're proud because my brother passed away.
Not in the best shape I've ever been but not fat and still some muscle definition.
Connor Gomez
getting there /b/ros
Brody Adams
this bingo sucks, but so do i
Alexander Reyes
Why the FUCK are there SO MANY NORMIES ITT
>not original
Noah Gomez
Did I just win fellas
Hudson Robinson
I only got relationship lasting more than 1 yr, and it was online so probably does not even count.
Adrian Sullivan
D-does getting compliments from my mom count?
Carson Smith
Did I win or did I lose?
Joseph Roberts
Birthday parties were when i was a kid, i hope it counts
Also prom isn't really a thing in my country
Gavin Bell
there we go
origanalio
William Robinson
Certified /cyborg/ here AMA
Liam Watson
normie, you mean
Connor Cook
I live with my grandmother instead.
Lost my virginity from getting molested as a child as well :^)
Blake Cook
Used to have a nice childhood.
Lucas Morris
3 points? I'll take it.
Jackson Cruz
Almost a normie Chad.
If getting compliments aren't related to physical appearance then I guess cross that off too.
Easton Baker
What is this gay like being alone on your birthday bullshit?
Only thing keeping me from a bingo. Fucking gay ass zoomers.
Eli Morgan
27 here. Any hope left for me you think?
Hudson Phillips
This shit is unfair towards non-americans, prom shit isn't a tradition elsewhere.
And being skinny counts as good shape? Again, I guess to americans being non-fat is good shape.
David Price
Are you a fem or man?
Jeremiah Jones
>never been called a good kisser
it hurts guys
Adrian Smith
The amount of lardasses here is disgusting.
I would be a male, yes.
Mason Bailey
Why are you here if you had sex? Why are you here if the only other people you interact with are other normalfags and not robots? What could you gain from Jow Forums? Why have you ignored every time someone has told you to GTFO? Why are normalfags on here such assholes?
Sebastian Perry
As you can see I'm missing several normal things about my life.
I'm here to laugh at you mostly and get 10/10 femanons to be my personal e-whores.
Henry Baker
You fucking disgust me. I hope something on here finally inspires your suicide normalfag. I genuinely hope and pray that not only you kill yourself, but you aren't found for days and your family finds your bloated corpse, and they wonder why you did it considering how normal you are.
Leo Reyes
You have it all and yet you shit on everyone on Jow Forums that comes here to deal with their own issues. Typical normalfag and neurotypical.
William Howard
Ahh man that sucks. So you got butt raped?
Justin Cox
I try to help often as well. I'm laughing at you though.
Justin Foster
MAYBE I'm a failed normal but I'm no normalfag.
Ryder Morris
Describe the "help" you provide.
Samuel King
Thank you user that made me laugh harder than I have all week. It's really not that hard.
Michael Jones
I don't think it's in your best interest for me to keep responding to you :^)
See, I'm helping.
Jonathan Williams
What's not that hard, being "normal"? If that's what you're assuming, you're completely wrong.
Juan Russell
Failed normie here. Nobody gives a fuck. Fuck everyone here equally. Fuck this board and this site. Do whatever you want. God is fake and this world is poo
Elijah Jackson
Boom I won twice. I guess I really belong on this board after all.
Ethan Foster
I hate myself so much. "It gets better" is a lie.
Nolan Taylor
Exactly. Ths only thing you do on here is spoil the only decent social interactions robots can get, because like all normalfags you're narcissistic. I hope some of these threads give you a mental illness and you kill yourself.
Benjamin Howard
Yeah, you don't fit in and your fake and ingenuine misanthropy makes me cringe. Be as delusional as you like, but the facts are you don't belong here.
Easton Robinson
That's cute. I'll just pretend that you're completely 100% right and I'm actually wrong. Except I'll still be here.
Justin Gomez
> compliments regularly
Usually people saying stuff like "oh good job" or "nice work".
> parents are proud of you
Low bar considering I moved out at a younger age than my younger brother and haven't been caught dealing heroin.
Tyler Nelson
So what happened to you? It seems people like you enough to fuck
Levi Baker
He is right though, no need for pretending there.
Carter Gonzalez
What do you gain by using Jow Forums?
Jason Taylor
But he's not and I'll just do what I said I was going to do before.
Dylan Hall
He is though, anything you claim is automatically invalid cause you are a disgusting normie.
Angel Mitchell
No I know it's not easy to be normal. I just think a lot of things on that bingo are quite simple. I'm not a normie so it's just a bit of a low bar.
Nathaniel James
> moved out of parents home
Did this twice, once cause I got kicked out, the other cause I had to move for a job.
> have been called a good kisser
Any doped up girl on ecstasy will call you whatever,
> had at least 5 sexual partners
Having sex in high school was really easy, I went to a high school for 'damaged youths' and the amount of whores there who would fuck anyone and anything is just fascinating. I got laid while driving cause this girl wanted to thank me for the ride to her boyfriends house.
> played in a team sport
Not like at a chad level, but I used to play basketball and tennis growing up
> use social network sites/apps
Messenger is how I keep in touch with the people I actually care about
> can make conversation easily
I'm on the spectrum and part of my therapy was learning how to make boring small talk without sperging out on my hobbies.
> have had a job
I still do.
> why are you on this board then?
Cause it's the only place where I can be me. I have to put on a facade every day and it's tiring. Here I can say what I want to say and the worst anyone does is call me a fag.
Jack Hill
>go onto board called robot 9001
>find out a robot is a khv, but im not
>ill just keep posting here
Can you explain the logic? Anything you see on here was probably made by a larping normalfag, so then you reply, they feel the need to create another thread for more attention, and then it's just a circlejerk from there. There are so many other boards you could be on, and you could even go to /soc/ and have more relationships. It's not rational to stay here if you're not a robot.
Isaiah Kelly
>I have to put on a facade every day and it's tiring
I understand completely. I'm not on the spectrum or anything, but I always feel life is one unending game of pretend. Like I'm pretending to be a human. It really sucks.
And I guess none of these bingo tiles really account for context anyway. I'm for reference, the last vacation I had was the last time I had any friends, like 7 years ago. Same with the last and only house party I'd ever been to.
Hunter Stewart
>Anything you see on here was probably made by a larping normalfag
just because you are doing the does not mean others are. jesus christ
and why are you telling me to go to /soc/ that is where you belong not me. and no one goes to /soc/ for relationships
Blake Turner
So you're just fine with making yourself comfortable at the expense of robot's comfort. That's pretty selfish, dont you think? You don't think we have to hide things from people in real life or pretend to be someone else even to just get a job? Do you know the immense feeling of embarrassment we feel constantly? You don't.
James Baker
Good to know there are other people like me who feel wrung out from the day to day life of being human. As for my social interactions, I don't miss them at all. Going to house parties/vacations is just a fucking drag. When I usually take vacations I just sit in the house and play vidya without interruption.
Jaxson Nelson
Any thread I make on here get no replies or shitty and shallow ones because normalfags dont understand the suffering robots go through daily. I was born into a shitty life and I can't change that. My only comforts are rotting away at the hands of people that made my life so terrible. You can't understand that, empathize, or possibly imagine what reality is like for us. Not like you would care anyways.
Alexander Wood
I don't even play video games anymore. I loathe weekends for this reason, it's 2 days where I'm forced to sit here and reflect about how much life sucks.
Justin Gutierrez
I played baseball because my mom wanted me to and i had a few birthday parties but it was only my close family. My job is pretty fun though i get to pet animals. Alcohol is a recreational drug right?
Jackson Richardson
can I fit in social circles
Aiden Nelson
That's not at all what I said. Maybe your life wouldn't suck so bad if you didn't constantly make yourself a victim.
Kevin White
If you care at all about my unsolicited advice, I force myself to keep busy. It sucks that you have two days of doing nothing, but it's two days you have to try to better yourself. Small steps user, I know the whole 'it gets better' thing is a fucking joke, but it only starts to get a bit better if you make it better. Take control of who you are and be the you that I'd be proud of seeing.
Aiden Brooks
Oh boo hoo no one replies to your shitty threads? Holy fuck I should come down there and fucking kill you myself and it would be a mercy.
Charles Foster
The messed up part is I'd rather just be dead. I'm fine with my job and I'm not poor, just nothing interests me other than that.
Andrew Russell
I've come such a long way.
If only you guys knew, you'd have some hope for yourselves.
Xavier Johnson
And yet you're still here. There is no hope user.
Zachary Foster
Am I not a victim? In school, I was constantly bullied and made fun of because I liked science and I never willingly talked. At home, I was abused and neglected with nobody to talk to about it or understand. Even on the internet I am ostracized for being myself.im m I've been depressed for a decade, have never had anybody to care about anything I say or did. Jow Forums helped to make me feel better, but now you normalfags are flooding the board so Ive basically lost my only outlet to make friends. You have it easy compared to me, so don't try and make the things I say invalid by saying "im playing the victim". I have accepted myself for the way I am and I have accepted that I'm not a social person and I cannot have relationships, but I have several positive qualities as well. I can say at the least I'm not selfish, unlike you.
John Williams
wrong file boy, you have to go back to /vg/
Nicholas Cox
2/25
Not too bad
Stick it Norms
White Male
Far Northern European Ancestry
Blue Eyed
Balding
Atheist
Green Party
5'6"
197lbs
43
Live with Aunt
Part-Time Night Janitor
Registered Sex Offender
(Exposed myself to some kids on an elementary school playground)
Court Mandated Recovering Alcoholic
Not Supposed to have Internet Access
Missing Thumb on Right Hand (Dog Bite)
Suicide Survivor
Can Speak Esperanto