Thoughts on this suicide plan r9k:
I'm thinking of jumping off a bridge, but downing a bunch of paracetamol beforehand. That way if the bridge jump doesn't kill me, I figure the overdose will. However, I really don't want to survive a suicide attempt with brain and liver damage, so if anyone knows any flaws in this plan please let me know. Thanks robots
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Terrible plan.
Just jump from a height that's a guaranteed death, paracetamol death will be painful
paracetamol?you serious?cyanide will do the job. Also make sure the bridge is higher than 45m
Just get a gun, no need to be all fancy. Nobody is going to care after 15 minutes.
However, I believe you should reconsider this whole suicide gig and try again at life.
In the uk, there's no guns
Where can I get cyanide?
Ahh right, I should have suspected you would be in a crappy country.
Well you know the drill, jump head first off a high building, or get a toaster and jump into a nice hot bath.
Once more, I say you should reconsider this whole gig.
Everyone who attempts suicide regrets if after the jump, after swallowing the pills, pulling the trigger, etc. Suicide is like acting out a scat fetish. It seems like a good idea in your head but once you try you will go "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!". Don't commit suicide. Get help.
>get help! its worth living in this clown world!
im having a hard time believing that between jumping and hitting the ground people have told you they regret falling, an even harder time believing that they've told you between pulling the trigger and the bullet entering their skull
I believe he's talking about those who have survived their suicide attempts.
point being dead people dont regret anything
>get a toaster and jump into a nice hot bath.
No. Talk about slow and painful. Even electric chair executions take about 30 seconds - 1 minute of thrashing about, that's why they tie them to the chair.
FUCK THAT
Just find a high enough bridge user, after 50 or 45m there is no chance for survival so don't worry
Not OP, but I also have questions. In what manner would it be best to jump off the building to ensure death? Should I fall backwards or literally leap or something? And is there any way to ensure I land head first, like tying a weight around my head?
Yes, but no need to scar people for life doing it outside in plain view. Little kids do not need to see your grizzly failure of a body yet.
Ehhh... I don't think we should just jump to conclusions yet, I'm pretty sure there's plenty of people who have regretted committing suicide "primarily in the jumping off a high
place" and "noose" category. \
Unless this is some metaphor I'm not getting, then I apologize.
>Flaws
Paracetamol how much you planning to take damn, 400 pills.
These suicide plans a shit. None of you have any imagination.
Do the following:
1) Sell all your shit
2) Buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like thailand or the phillippines
3) On the plane, read the best literature or watch your favorite movies
4) Get a hotel room and a hot young prostitute for the night
5) The next morning, drown yourself in the beautiful warm ocean, or you could probably buy a gun because third world
Throwing yourself off an overpass is so grim and boring. Not how you want to go out.
based and hooker pilled
choose faster methods of suicide, no time for dilly dallying
jump off a bridge but also tie a noose around your neck so the rope ends before you hit the ground. Assuming you used good rope you will be instantly decapitated.
Fast is for cowards. I would rather take the longer route so I can think.
gravity pilled
i hope youre rewarded for your bravery
It's an instant death you fucking sub 10 iq subhuman. Just because they thrash about doesn't mean they're conscious, it's just their muscles moving because of electricity.
Well I'm not interested in suicide so..
Also
>Suicide
>Bravery
Choose one please.
Clearly you are not going to do it. Attention seeking faggot.
Gos I fucking hate moral fags in these threads its his life let him decide how he wants to step out of it
Something tells me you're one of those guys in the comment sections of Bestgore who complains about the video being shot vertically.
All of these are reports of people that survived and usually the reason they survive is because of poor planning. They are saying this to cops and loved ones and the only thing they would receive from saying they still want to die is more time institutionalized, which in this country forces you deep into debt and causes other problems.
The best indicator somebody will attempt suicide is making a previous attempt. That will give you some idea of how much regret really occurs for elements other than fucking up the attempt. Life doesn't get better usually. It actually gets progressively worse.
Most overdose attempts are garbage. It fucks up your liver and you end up living. The cyanide one takes days, if I remember correctly.
I don't know how high the bridge is you are considering. But generally, look to this list:
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Someone mentioned not doing it in public, but really, what I would say is important is not to do it somewhere some loved one will have to clean up the mess.
Jesus loves you friend and so do I. Suicide is permanent but what is hurting you can end if you keep pushing forward. God bless you user. Christ is waiting with open arms to love you and nourish your spirit and give you new love for life. You can do this! Keep your chin up
They thrash about because the electricity contracts your muscles you stupid mong
are you the same blackmore fag that posted in that other thread
Just do the exit bag
Just get 10 jars of gamer girl bathwater and chug them all
That's your brains most primal survival instinct kicking in. When your about to attempt suicide your brain will try the most underhanded dirty tactics to force you to survive. It isn't as black as white as you believe aswell. OP most likely has no future and for him to live would mean that his suffering would prolong.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Death isn't the end of existence. Prepare for a lot of suffering if you follow that path.
t. Bible basher
better yet, stab yourself in the heart so you bleed out in case you survive
Nobody mentioned overpasses you dumbarse
>do this
>fall in love with hooker
>I want to live.jpg
>she's 13
>oh no
>dad finds you and kills you
I like this plan.
I have heard putting your neck on the railtrack a dark night and waiting is the best way.
And maybe shooting yourself.