Fembots, let's see what your ideal BF looks like

Norther Europe.
Brown or ginger is the best user.

oooo alright do you have a discord or a throwaway email i can send his tag to? :o hes a really nice guy

If you are a Nordic why don't you want a bf with blonde hair and blue eyes?

>Ideal age
18-22
>Ideal physical features (height, hair/ eye color, race, etc)
5'5-6'8, I don't care about hair color but pic related hairstyle is really cute, blue, gray or green eyes, thin
>Ideal location
Europe
>Ideal interests
Honestly most interests are good but I would like to watch anime and classic cinema with him and go with him on hiking trips
>Ideal occupation
At this age, he would probably be a college student. I would like him to study for something he could enjoy
>Ideal sexual tastes
Switch who's into both gentle femdom and gentle maledom, I want a guy who would enjoy me sitting on his face but would also lovingly pat my head and get a boner just from doing it
>Dealbreakers?
Assholish, hateful towards others, very religious, unintelligent, gets easily bored of talking and spending time with me

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[email protected]
Throwaway email because I'm not posting my discord on here.

>tfw I always match and exceed the demands in these threads

thank you girls, you're too kind

just sent it over. lmk if you didnt get it :o

I added him
Thank you user

>every female in the thread saying she would date a guy under 1,80m
kek

no problem, i hope you guys work out! he just recently fell asleep (wonky sleep schedule) but he should accept your request when he wakes up : D

I matched around 95% of your requirements but I have one question.

>Ideal age
16-22
>Ideal physical features (height, hair/ eye color, race, etc)
Cute white blonde to black haired twink with at least a 5.5x5 cock. Slim too and with hips
Height doesn't matter
>Ideal location
Near me lol
>Ideal interests
Vidya, finance, fishing, automotive stuff, cooking, and the outdoors
>Ideal occupation
Something making the equivalent of at least $18 hourly
>Ideal sexual tastes
Mdlb, bdsm, anal play/pegging, ss, group
>Dealbreakers?
Being a nigger, pajeet, or arab

Go ahead. I have a question too. What's the 5% you didn't match?

>tall
>blond
>blue eyes
>aryan
>handsome face
>nice body
>fucks good
>very protective and possessive

Why are you spamming emotes like that?

>Near me

Are you in yurope?

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>Brown or ginger is the best user.
Lucky you
If you want to talk send me your Discord#
[email protected]

>tfw arab
>tfw you'll never be anyone's ideal

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>Where you at?
Zimbabwe

Not anymore
I'm a borger now

Lots of blond MILFs love Arab men bro.

I mean you could go after your own kind in your own country instead of infesting others.

im used to typing them. im sorry if they annoyed you, user

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>>Ideal age
I like men, older men and always have, makes me feel safe and loved
>>Ideal physical features (height, hair/ eye color, race, etc)
Caucasian, touch of grey, green or blue fit at least 5'10", body like the guy I am seeing now he does triathlons
>>Ideal location
where I live but we travel a lot
>>Ideal interests
some sport, some antique hunting, fine dining
>>Ideal occupation
finance, law, I dated a doctor before but he was too arrogant, like he thought he was god
>>Ideal sexual tastes
surprise me please
>>Dealbreakers?
School age kids with an ex wife, heavy drinker or any type of drugs, if they have never been married they are horrible bf's. Like at first they are great but I don't want a playboy who knows he's hot. Hates his mom is a big red flag or a guy that tries to tell me what to wear or who I can talk to. We're adults so treat me like one.

Depends what kind of arab you are

In case you're not a troll post gtfo this board disgusting roastie

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>Only wants divorced men
Wut.

I was born and raised in America. What do you mean?

>18-22
>5'9", black hair, any eyes, white, very pale, skinny
>NYC or LI
>Movies/tv, books, science, history, nature
>Student
>Vanilla, maybe a little gfd
>Goes on Jow Forums (jk, I just don't want any contactfagging)

>tfw dark eyes
so so close

> like the guy I am seeing now he does triathlons
>we travel a lot
>some sport, some antique hunting, fine dining
>finance, law, I dated a doctor before

the fuck is this? have you read any of this outloud to yourself? who the fuck talks like they are some 1900 inner city upperclassmen? why the fuck are you here? what kind of person are you to have done shit like this?

Egyptian, not even sure if some people count it as arab

Why did you move to burgerland?
Even moldova is better than america

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>ideal age
24
>ideal physical features
white, any eye color but very dark blue is best imo, black slightly curly shoulder length hair, ideally 6'4 but anything above 5'5 is fine, belly big enough to sleep on and cuddle
>ideal location
anything other than being on the other side of the world from me
>ideal interests
anything really, as long as he doesn't force it on me, something we can share too
>ideal occupation
doesn't matter, just not escort or something like that
>ideal sexual tastes
gentle enough not to kill me i guess? also no scat or ass stuff
>dealbreakers
not a virgin, extremely agressive, very narcissistic, polygamous; don't know much, really. i just want him to be decent to me

Does not make you any less arab.

Fuck you norway! I loved you!

Breakup of Yugoslavia
Plus my parents brought me over

>mfw Iceland has the highest rate because there are no black people in Iceland

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why would you make a thread like this that reinforces womens already inflated ego thinking they can have whatever they want because they know there are thousands of desperate lonely men willing to fuck anything

What yugoslav country are you from? Based croatia, islamic state of bosnia or gypsystan

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Oh, my bad! Cause thats what matters!

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Hrvatska
ZA DOM SPREMNI

>Ideal age
25+
>Ideal physical features (height, hair/ eye color, race, etc)
Taller than me or doesn't mind my height 5'10
>Ideal location
Burger
>Ideal interests
/tg/, /mu/, /ck/, /v/ and scifi
So we have something to talk about. But I would want him to have his own interests that he can teach me about so we can spend more time together doing what he likes to do
>Ideal occupation
Whatever makes him happy.
>Ideal sexual tastes
I have an oral fixation and love to please so hopefully he won't mind all that. Pretty vanilla stuff but I don't mind a few minor oddities. I don't do buttstuff because that's unclean and scary to me
>Dealbreakers?
No pedos
No meanies
unhygienic
No Poly

My parents are wealthy and I went to boarding school and top university so its not odd to me. I kept things to a minimum.

I'm here out of curiosity. My younger brother is SO bizarre and is here all the time so I drop in occasionally. Some of this stuff is nasty and gross and can't read some of it but some really hilarious (like tell my friends and shock them FUNNY) and thought I would jump in because I'm bored this morning.

Where in Europe. Europe is big.

> I went to boarding school and top university
where at exactly?

>My younger brother is SO bizarre
what do you mean? examples?

I don't get this logic. I was born in America, went to public school, and now I'm going through college here. I'm not Muslim, and I've never been to the country my parents are from. What isn't American about me? Do you have to be white to be American?

Who wants an older man that hasn't been married. Single older men bounce from woman to woman and never really serious in a relationship. I mean, I've fallen for some married men but will not do anything about it so if they are divorced, they are good.

>Unintelligent
Every time

I mean as long as you go for your own kind then I dont mind.

Are you Muslim? I would consider it if you are muslim

Good country, greatest yugoslav nation
Also, why don't you go back to croatia? Better to get shot by serbian nationalists than getting shot by nigs

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That's it I'm moving to Portugal

Going to fuck a blonde blue eyed Stacy that lusts over brown cock just to spite you, user.

No, I'm not.

>Ideal age
22-30
>Ideal physical features (height, hair/ eye color, race, etc)
Feminine beauty, small nose, qt smile, pale skin. Very skinny. At least an inch taller than me (something similar to pic related)
>Ideal location
My city
>Ideal interests
Music history, record collecting, exploration, film and media
>Ideal occupation
Don't really care as long as their job doesn't make them want to kill themselves and not a neet
>Ideal sexual tastes
Switch
>Dealbreakers?
Drinks more than a few times a month, smokes, bisexual, anger issues, not emotionally aware

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There are no nigs where I live
98% white

And then you wonder why people hate shitskins and want you out of their countries...genius

My parents sent me to Switzerland for boarding school (my mom went there) and I went to Brown.

Like he wears a hat all the time and I mean all the time, the same hat and sometimes my parents would let him stay at home when we had some social function because it would be embarrassing. Oh and the same socks and he keeps shaving off his eyebrows and he will speak in rhyme. Like ask questions and answer in rhyme. I have to admit some is quite clever but its bizarre.

if you are brazillian or anglo you can stay where you are.

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You probably are more American than many other so called "Muricans". But you still will never be 100% acknowledged as one because of your ancestory. Get over it.

Where in burgerland do you live?

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did you go to rosey?

Macacos OUT

I don't believe a single thing from you. There is no way someone like you would ever come across Jow Forums let alone go on Jow Forums not even a fraction of all hollywood celebrities use the internet like the common person does let alone business moguls. You are just making shit up for low effort shitposting cause you are bored.

Where? I'm moving there. It's literally 90% nogs in my town

r9k incel niggers and Arabs are the one who constantly spam interracial porn. Who would have guessed? I always thought hot Stacy's lusting over colored cocks spam these...

no LAS

>I always thought hot Stacy's lusting over colored cocks spam these...
I think you might actually be retarded if you think this.

Bumfuck middle of nowhere in the South
Not far from Appalachia
Fuck off we're full

OK whatever you want to believe but why do you come to Jow Forums?

I think you might actually be retarded.

Because I have been fucked over by life and I come here to be among like minded people and it is a good source of news and information of what is going on in the world.

You are literally just making this stuff up without any proof.

>Hurr durr no u
Good try user

Nah I am not the one who comes to absolutely stupid conclusions for shit like this.

you shouldn't post so much info about yourself on imageboards

>25-30
>5'10" minimum- 6'3" max
>I love curly/wavy hair
>dark brown, black hair
>any eye color except blue on a man
>Anything but Asian desu, I have a thing for Mulatto boys though
>near me
>He'd be hands on, outdoorsy type, philosophical, charming, and a bit mean
>I just want a farmer/homesteader husband to live off the land with and leave society behind
>I like rough sex and creampies only

Dealbreakers:

>blue eyes (effeminate)
>pale skin (effeminate)
>tattoos (low class)
>mama's boy
>doesn't want children
>low morality
>high amount of sexual partners
>insecure in his masculinity

Burger man meeting those specs posting in.

>thinking they arent just pulling all of this out of his ass
You should know better

Tfw no one seems to match my specs

GenericPeen#7280

wouldn't be too hard to get your hands on a list of LAS alumni from the past 6 years, see which of them went to Brown, are a girl with a brother, and a mother that went to the same school as well

What do you think about guys who are 5'8? Not even for dating material just in general.

Lol is this real?
Originaru of curse

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What LAS are we talking about here? I would like to look into this as well.

Leysin American School, probably
youtube.com/watch?v=xtUPM3db9P4
>tfw no richfag parents to send me to Alpine Swiss boarding school

>has a thing for mulatto boys
>loves rough sex
>wants a literal Chad

Why would you want the opinion of such a disgusting roastie trash?

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Yeah, pick me over here instead

USTASKA SE VOJSKA DIZE

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I'm just curios if what they say about a woman's opinion on short guys is true.

Also I would be out of your age range anyways (29) and have 7 inch long but only 4.8 4.9 girth dick

>it is a good source of news and information of what is going on in the world
It is that but also like a scrum debate on EVERYTHING. Like, nothing is sacred. Like I said before some of it is gross and nasty but I stay away from that. Anyway don't assume Jow Forums is some secret though my brother knew all about it and through him I know and friends of mine know.