Do 30yo boomer femanons[female(female)] exist?

26 year old femanon here. I want to take an 18 year old male robots virginity.

>ugly or mentally ill

I'm both.

Neet life is okay if not a bit lonely. Nice dubs.

>Neet life is okay if not a bit lonely. Nice dubs.

just get a big male dog

>That's the least I can do considering 70-80% of the discussions here are about them.
Why? It's clearly not having any impact.

I volunteer. Where are you from?

Europe. Sadly most qt younger guys on here are burgers.

>Europe. Sadly most qt younger guys on here are burgers.

Why don't you become and internet predator and find qt young boys from your area on the Internet

Germany by chance? Virgin robot here

I enjoy it. And I know it's only a matter of time before one of the mods goes full whiteknight on me and banishes me from this place. I don't care.
Every. single so-called fembot here that brings her sex into discussion is doing it for your attention. All whores feed on attention
The ones here are no different from the ones on instagram. Except those have the decency to show some skin in order to get that internet praise.
See

>implying you aren't shit posting in femanon threads for attention from females

Sadly no.

I plan on being a hot stepmom or family friend and taking 18 y.o. Chadsons virginity.

>I plan on being a hot stepmom or family friend and taking 18 y.o. Chadsons virginity.

There used to be a bored wife in our village that took the virginity of pretty much every boy, sadly that was before my time. Sounds liek a career

I'm a 30yo Geman female(female) :( It's bleak desu

Wow, was she hot?

Holy fuck you're a retard. I complain about the amount of femanon threads in the one place where """people""" might actually pay attention and you're accusing me of wanting to steal your potential egf.

Yay ^^
Someone's salty kek

whores like you make me hate myself for not liking dick.

>Yay ^^

do you boild the eggs and peel them, or do you use raw eggs with shell

Uhh what
They're gelatin molded eggs. Kinda firm but dissolvable

32 and reporting for duty.

>gelatin molded eggs

boring I thought you were cool

No one used the term "fembot" until you did, m8.

>Wow, was she hot?

Yeah apparently she was, a hot blonde MILF. Wife of an opera singer who was away alot so she had alot of freetime to fill with teenage dick

How else would they fit inside the ovipositor without tearing the inside or something? It has a specific diameter inside and boiled eggs would either break apart a bit leaving behind eggshell pieces or completely mince up due to trying to get it through the opening

>I'm a 30yo Geman female(female) :( It's bleak desu

Where in Germany, south or North? Or ex DDR

ex ddr actually

>ex ddr actually

Your accents are so cute, they sound retarded but also super endearing. I spent soem time there in the past, it's kinda bleak but also comfy in a way

I didn't grow up there, the accents are the worst in all of Germany, get better taste

>I didn't grow up there, the accents are the worst in all of Germany, get better taste

guess I'm biased, my ex is from there

Berlin men sound the hottest, change my mind

>Berlin men sound the hottest, change my mind

No idea I'm not a fag but I find berlin accents kinda annoying because that one girl from Berlin I used to know was an annoying cunt

>having an accent in your own language
>not trailer trash tier
Pick only one.

>Pick only one.

Well here in europe things are different having an accent is part of your regional identity and doesn't mean being a nigger or white trash like in the USA

>it's women's fault for talking about sex and not thirsty-ass men's for blowing up any thread in which it's mentioned
Go on, tell me why women are responsible for men's behavior.

Alright I've got to know more about this. What do you even use for an ovipositor, do you put them in your vag or ass or both, do you just masturbate with them in there or do you walk around like that? Actually I guess you could just link me to the thread in which you posted if you already answered these questions. Cheers.

I'm a Europoor too, user. Which country? Hopefully it's not halfway across the continent.

>here in europe things are different
No, they are not. I am german, and everyone that can't help himself but talk in a local slang/accent is just lazy trash.

Well that's a given, if you can't speak Hochdeutsch then gtfo. But there's still accents that are worse than others.

This is my ovipositor
primalhardwere.com/product/OGLP
I masturbate by riding it or thrusting it into me. Eventually pushing eggs into it and into me
Yes I masturbate with eggs in me then push them out and birth them
Or let them dissolve in me

What's more interesting than the ovipositor is how you got into this fetish desu

Lots of fucking doujins, animal planet, corruption of champions, and my love of shoving things out my vag

You should've read more bestiality doujins desu

I already have a beast fetish user

>my love of shoving things out my vag
Like what, ping pong balls?

Golf balls, those ball pit balls, small bottles of lotion, etc

That's pretty hot. Have you ever had a bf/gf? With those gelatin eggs, eating you out could take on two different (and simultaneous) meanings. I wonder what it would be like to have sex with one in there, too.

I do have a boyfriend. I'm the same 31 year old woman that's been on here since yesterday (inb4 you slept all day and didn't see me in any threads)
Yeah it's fun. I've actually pushed an egg out onto his tongue before. He shoved it back in

Sounds like a side "job" I can do but man
It'd be hard keeping it under wraps

lmao mad much incel

>It'd be hard keeping it under wraps

everyone knew she was a slut but people just didn't care much

Oooh
Hmmm
This gives me ideas

40 year old women in 2019 = based
30 year old women in 2019 = cancer

If only their ages could be reversed somehow

You just have to be their sugar mama and buy them a plane ticket