You wake up in a hentai world in which one in five women is a futa...

I don't think that would work out for you user, futas are bigger and stronger than men. You might get raped to death for trying such a thing.

I would become the next hokage

Meet and court one qt who isn't a futa, then start a family at an isolated farm far from everyone being fucked by the futas

Can I be a hung futa instead?

Futa characters are male. They have male personalities, they just look like girls. Futa fantasies always make the futa essentially a male with feminine looks

i'd kill myself, id kill msyelf id kill myself id kll mysuelf id kill myself again and again and again and again over and over and over and over again i'd kill myself id kill myself id kill myself 'id lkl myself

Which is honestly the worst, why would you make someone look like a girl but not assume the female role in sex?

Why only one in five?

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Let's be honest: you'd not do anything, for the same reason as if you were born in a fantasy setting you'd not do anything interesting and probably be too dumb to get a life.

You're an autistic virgin in this universe, what makes you think it'll be any different if 1 in 5 women had a dick?

You missed
>sexually aggressive
It's every autistic virgins fantasy to go to a bar or whatever and have women approach them, because they can never do it themselves

>They are notorious for being insatiable and very sexually forward
You wouldn't need to do anything. They'd flirt with you until you go to bed with them or rape you

And I'm speaking as an autistic virgin

Find one with a mind towards marriage and ask her if she wouldnt mind being the dominant one and breadwinner. Id have no problem being a maid and loving stay home husband, i just ask shes the big spoon and hugs me alot. Then i live this way and die happier than i ever would be in this reality.

Can we get some normal sized dick for once? You're not going to be able to do anything with a 2-foot baseball bat dick. Hypercock fags are retarded

Thiiiis, based realistic futa-loving user

no futas would want to fuck me i guess i'd have pornhub

Man, there are plenty of people like that out there, plenty of nymphomaniac, of hippie girls who wants dick 24/7, and you're not the one giving it to them.

chastity cage one

Just be 30+ and not a weirdo (and if you are a weirdo like me, speak very little). I get approached in bars all the time by whores.

I don't actually go to bars so I can't really talk, but thanks for the hope user

imagine getting spit roasted by those cocks

im 30+ and lost desire to go to bars

Yeah, it used to be a weekly thing for me, then I hated that I was paying $6/beer for something that was like $3.50 (Stella Artois). Also I wasn't getting much out of it, I'd watch TV for 5 hours and MAYBE talk to some girls, mostly dudes.

I go like once or twice a year. Also I switched to drinking Jim Beam straight up.

Avoid dating all together because I do not want to get anally raped.

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I order some anal lube from Amazon, download some dating apps, then start my search for the tall dommy mommy of my dreams - duh. Bonus points if I can find one that's goth, chubby, or willing to sit on my face.

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you mean full and proper hermaphordite, then all the ones that are butt ass ugly get thrown in the trash

But Id become a serial rapist of the hot ones. I'd lure them in and forcibly breed them, i'd even keep them prisoner and capture or lure in other, simple straight women to be breeding mares for the futas while I hold exclusive rights to breeding the futa whores themselves

And Id sell futa breast milk and futa semen, and six months after each pregnancy, id start raping that futa again.

I'd kidnap a dozen different fuckable futas a month and rape them until obvious pregnancy, and lure in a dozen different women a month for each futa for breeding and milk production, when they arent nursing the young babies

Most of which I'd just sell off to underground human trafficking markets

Futas are trannys.

Why do the mods tolerate this shit, this belongs on /d/. And guys who like futas should just stop denying that they are gay and jerk off to fag porn instead.

Call the police and get her arrested for nudity.

Futas are futas, faggot

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You can do ALL of these things in Lilith's Throne, user

Start running as fast as I can for the sake of my anus

>futa breaks into your house and rapes your ass and mouth repeatedly

But futas have pussies

Find one with a small cock and love her, because mine is small too.

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Find the perfect futa wife, let her fuck my ass raw. Marry her, impregnate her (only time she lets me fuck her) and live happily ever after

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Originally kill myself

Why would you kill yourself if you lived in a perfect 2D world?